#im sorry i cannot stand it

[vero-niche]

overall i really liked the first episode of delico's nursery but. but. as someone who knows nothing. about the theatre plays. i couldnt quite take the plot seriously when. the god of vampires/first vampire ever. has the most unfortunate abriviation of our time.

resulting in lines such as:

[rendevok]

*spoons u in the workplace*

[veveisveryuncool]

dear diary today i got a haircut and the first thing my sister did was pull it up into a hideous high ponytail to look like little my

[queenychu]

I know I am the preacher of t4t transpollo x (nb) klavier but imma just say if klapollo was femslash klav would be transfem and apollo would be butch. I cannot see it any other way

[hinamie]

gripping bathroom counter staring myself down in the mirror i have Got to learn not to place all my sense of inherent value into my art how can i get it through my skull that i am more than what i like and more than what i make

[yuujoh]

things that seto kaiba is almost certainly bad at:

singing

playing literally any kind of instrument

learning languages (i will concede that he can read and write well in "business" languages like Chinese or English but a uvular r would kill him and also you can speak well enough to get through a meeting but that doesn't mean you're conversationally adept!!!)

dancing (a man with negative rhythm)

casual conversation

picking his own outfits

speaking in an inside voice

[poisonousquinzel]

if you've ever felt embarrassed about getting characterization wrong in fan content in the past just know that the man who co wrote this ridiculously dumbass bit from an offensive revolting series went on to be allowed to co-write two of the four Harley Quinn ongoings (2014 / 2016)

Ivy, in reference to Wonder Woman: Poor thing comes from an island of all women. That's worse than Catholic school.

Selina: Depends on your preferences.

Harley: Eww!

Selina: So we can add homophobe to your incredibly dimwitted character traits.

Harley: You know if we didn't have to work together I'd let my snookums poison your milk bowl.

Selina: Great, the talking hat thing again.

Ame-Comi was released in like 2013 and Harley's second ongoing was in 2014 ... who let him touch her character again i just wanna talk i swear

[scamoosh]

*gently touching an out of character fem design with long hair and glam makeup* promise youll stop..... for me....

[ultrasopp]

He is paying attention to what is being said i promise

[boycaca]

I dont mean to be a cunt and tell people how they should view characters but one thing i dislike about how people characterise wanderer is when they make him swear. Like a lot. I’ll admit i think hoyoverse should have allowed him to call dottore a bastard in IoG but i just dont see him as someone to use foul language like that. I just think that it also ties in to how people seem to view him as a moody teenager and i get that he’s been called a brat both in game and by his jp va but i think more people should start appreciating the old hag Interpretation of him. He’s the type of old timer to scold you for saying bad words in his presence

[bludraws094]

FOR ALL THE EVER AFTER HIGH FANS THAT HATE APPLE WHITE (which i see more of on tiktok than tumblr, but i prefer writing over speaking, so im saying it here)

this is an excerpt from the storybook of legends, about something that happened to apple and changed how she viewed her destiny. this starts on the very end of page 119, and goes on to 121

When Apple was six years old, she had fallen down a well.

She'd been chasing a dragonfly and climbed onto the well's edge. Then...a seemingly endless fall that ended in a freezing splash, struggle, and gasp for life. She treaded water, her heavy petticoats pulling her down. She didn't have the breath to either scream or sing for help. It was the first time in her life that she'd ever felt alone. Or cold. Or really, truly scared.

Every night before bed, her mother had told her a story that should have been frightening: Scary Evil Queen. Huntsman ordered to cut out her heart. Lost in dark woods with grabby trees. Dwarves, dwarves, more dwarves. Old peddler lady giving her a strangling ribbon. Old peddler lady giving her a poisoned comb. Old peddler lady giving her a poisoned apple. Crunch. Gasp. Faint (beautifully). Dead sleep. Cold glass coffin. Empty dreams. Then...kiss. Wake. Prince! Cheering dwarves. Huge choreographed dance number. Happily Ever After.

Even the scary parts of the Snow White story never scared Apple, because it was known. It was her mother's story, and her mother assured her that one day that same story would be hers.

Treading cold water in the well, feeling her legs tire, her face start to sink under, the cruel, smooth walls slick to her grasping fingers, six-year-old Apple changed. She realized that the real world was much, much scarier than any fairytale. Only in her own story would she be safe.

It took two minutes for her servants, her parents, and a horde of woodland creatures to find her and pull her out of the well. Two very long minutes. By the time she was wrapped up in fifteen blankets before a fire, worried bunnies huddled on her lap, shoulders, and head, Apple had made an important decision. She wanted her story. She wanted it ASAP. The sooner she was in that nice, safe, familiar tale—poisoned fruit and all— the better.

Her story wouldn't happen without Raven. So Apple had to help Raven onto the right path.

And if that didn't work, she'd make her.

(if there are any mistakes, they are due to me typing this out by hand, flipping between my phone and the book. also, my phone has a tendency to change short, misspelled words into completely different, longer words, and i dont always notice it)

before anyone says anything about how traumatizing they think this should have been, or how they think this should have affected her character:

she was six

this was the first time in her life that she ever felt like she was in danger. she was raised in safety, love, and comfort

she was six

her entire life revolves around her story, and, unlike most of the rebels, she enjoys her story. she has lived her whole life wanting her story. her destiny wasnt something to be dreaded, it was something to be cherished

she was six

she literally could have died there. her entire life revolves around others protecting her, others saving her, and she had no way of calling for help. it took all her energy not to sink to the bottom, as she wasnt wearing anything thin or light, no, no she was wearing a dress with petticoats. waterlogged petticoats. if they hadnt found her when they did, she would have drowned. right then and there. the story she spent her entire life preparing for, the story they spent her entire life preparing her for, gone in an instant, never to become reality. that is a terrifying fact for a child to come to terms with

SHE WAS SIX YEARS OLD

apple acts the way she does bcus she is desperate for the only thing that guarantees her safety and comfort: her happy ending. she will do anything to ensure that she gets what she has spent her entire life preparing for

even if that means ruining any trust the one that is destined to give her that has in her

even if it means being the villain in ravens story

and, despite all of this, she genuinely wants what she believes is best for everyone. especially in the books, where they are told that not fulfilling their destinies would quite literally result in death. im not sure if that is also the case in the show, as i cant find anything about it on the wiki, but it is an incredibly important fact, central to the plot of the book this snippet is taken from

she wants to protect her friends

she wants to give them their "happily" ever afters

sure, raven has to go be evil for a few years, and sure, she will end up imprisoned, but she can go back to being herself afterwards! its not like she has to be exactly like her mom, right? (wrong!)

its what has to be done! the only way to guarantee that they all will be safe! the only way to guarantee the security that she has spent her entire life wanting, craving, needing! she needs her happy ending

how could raven be so selfish? how could she take the safety, the security, the certainty of her story away from her?

how could raven ruin her life?

so, stop hating on apple. even if you dont agree with her, (i sure dont,) you have to acknowledge that she is this way for a reason. and that reason is perfectly understandable

raven is embracing the unknown, something entirely antithetical to the certainty and guarantees apple has spent her entire life embracing

and that terrifies her

[trashyclementine]

I am the number one dreamnoblade hater and I’m sorry to all my moots who like dreamnoblade

That shit was a favor I don’t think they had anything going on besides that i refuse to believe it

[b4kuch1n]

pre-holiday leave crumbs

[kaoharu]

music project oomf is getting slammed by ens.tarries and pj.sk fans bc they didnt want to include those franchises in their color bricks

[daisies-on-a-cup]

whoever said having a crush is fun. killing you

[serendipity0930]

s1 dean (affectionate) vs s8 dean (derogatory)