#im sorry if it sucks 😭

[realstrap]

04/18/2024

‼️needed today!!!!‼️

Help me get out of the negative and get to work!!

Hey so bills just dragged my account into the negative at the worst possible time, I need to get to work for the next 3 days and now I'm panicking :')

This is needed ASAP!!! I don't get paid until the 23rd so I'm on the struggle bus until then!! Please h3lp!!!!

$160 needed!!

CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen

VM: wildwotko

Dm 4 PP

[driftsart]

Knockout redesign!

Knockout is the head of the Decepticon medics, which consist of Breakdown and Thundercracker too. He used to be a lower class worker, and met Breakdown in his free time. Knockout taught himself to read, and secretly studied medicine in his free time.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

alcina dimitrescu KILLS her maids and drinks their blood

karl heisenberg tried to use a BABY as a weapon

ethan winters is WHITE

mother miranda tries to STEAL someones daughter

at the end of the day, your favorite resident evil 8 characters are terrible people

[skunkes]

something silly and badly formatted

[we-are-dogclan]

Moon 72 - Yearning

(long time no see)

[kaoharu]

yayayayyy starting a picrew chain look at my neat little critter 👍👍

tagging : @rose022 @urrvw @goyape + anyone else who wants to join pretty pleasee <3 /silly

[the-maidofmischief]

Straight women are so annoying i'm sorry, bridgerton is one of the most heterosexual show rn, and they are already threatening to not watch Francesca's season because Michael is now Michaela lmaoooo get a grip.

[ghostgirl-ward]

two become one

[moondancer71]

Daylight

There is a tiny snippet below the cut 🫣

Jane blinked, her eyes adjusting to the rays of sunlight streaming in through the wooden shutters of their cottage. Guildford had brought her here last night, explaining that it was one of the safe houses his father had made for him in case he was ever in danger—such as running from a blood thirsty monarch intent on killing them both. 

Jane knew that as long as Mary remained on the throne, her and Guildford would never be safe. Yet, with her husband’s arm protectively wrapped around her waist from where he slept behind her, she felt safe. 

She turned to face him and when her eyes met his she found that he was already awake, his head propped on one arm, his eyes intently trained on her. 

“You’re staring.”

“Yes.” He removed his hand from where it rested on her waist to gently brush the back of his fingers against her cheek. “This is the first time I’m seeing you in the daylight. Can you blame me?" He laughed, with a lightness she never thought she'd see in him.

Jane playfully rolled her eyes. “You saw me in the daylight yesterday, when we stopped to rest.” 

His eyes narrowed, slightly. “It wasn’t like this.” 

This was the first time they were waking up together, intertwined, as husband and wife. 

“No,” she agreed. “It wasn’t like this.”

[connect404]

So I saw this tweet earlier Abt the dynamic between Stanford and fiddleford during the partnership and how similar it was to Stanford and bill's dynamic (incoming essay)

AND I COMPLETELY AGREE

As much as I love fiddauthor (or just ford and fiddleford in general) , fiddleford doesn't deserve the type of treatment he got from Ford.

Throughout the entire partnership,ford treated him poorly and only ever cared about him if it was related to the portal. Fiddleford was willing to work with him even though he knew he was being treated poorly,not to mention he didn't know abt bill or his intentions yet (at the time) and still had his suspicions while working with ford. He remembered to give ford a gift (hand-knitted special gloves for him to wear with several failed attempts beforehand AND a snoglobe of the shack) yet forgot to get a gift for his own wife.

He does all this but the second he tells ford that the portal is dangerous and should be destroyed,ford gets angry at him and says he doesn't need him ???

That's not to say ford isn't completely a POS , he does enjoy fiddleford's company and his partnership with him. Ford even gets closure with fiddleford and actually apologizes to him for all the shit he did to him. Ford gets character development for the most part and actually becomes a somewhat decent person. He's terrible but that's what makes him a great character. He does horrible things but also acknowledges he did said things and actively tries to not do that,even if it's hard to avoid it.

(op said he's objectively an awful person for what he did but also loves him anyway because that type of writing is what makes his character compelling and honestly I relate)

It's a shame that ford favours results over sympathy/empathy. He only ever cares people when they are of use to him and when they say something he doesn't wanna hear,he throws them to the side and searches for another.

Another thing Abt ford is that he tends to be stubborn and an egoist. No matter the situation,he always puts himself before others. This can be a good thing sometimes (like when he gets electrocuted instead of just giving bill the equation) but it's always shown in a negative light. Stan dedicated almost his entire life to bring back his brother after several decades and he never even got a thank you or when instead of hearing Stan out on that invention he broke in highschool, he just let his brother get kicked out (Ik the twins are kinda crappy people but Stan breaking ford's perpetual motion machine was an accident damnit. It's been 30+ years and he still won't let it go 😭😭)

DESPITE SAYING ALLAT....ford isn't completely to blame for his behavior and how he treats other people around him to the point of being manipulative. Sure,his main flaws are what make him act this way (insecurity,need to be better than others,doesn't really think of others,etc.) but I think the only reason they've become worse is because of bill and how he manipulated ford,basically feeding into his ego and validating his beliefs. That, combined with his occasional selfish urges makes him want more.

More knowledge.

More praise.

More fame.

And this need for more makes him impatient. So much so that he starts using the same manipulation tactics (whether intentionally or unintentionally I'm not sure) bill used on him on fiddleford to try and get the same results,since said tactics work on him,so it would makes sense for him to do the same.

TL;DR yes,ford is a bad person but he's a bad person with layers and that's why I love him sm. Also fiddleford deserved better treatment

Anyway this'll probably get like 5 likes but uhhhh I'd love to hear any take on this really.

Agree,disagree I'd love it hear it

[vintageskeletons]

jjk or everyone's fave slice of life series <3

for @astronomicalfluffweek. happiest (belated) birthday @astrowaffles!!!!! thank you for always feeding us with the gojo+fushiguro and gojo+first year trio fluff and humour we all desperately need. you're the best and the coolest and did i mention the best? (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[naridoodles]

[tojibrat]

╰⪼┆ cw: (f)reader, unprotected sex, use of ‘daddy’ Once, pet names (sweet thing, baby, pretty/good/sweet girl), light slapping, praise, hint at (f)receiving oral sex at the end, mediocre writing lol | mdni

toji loves to cum inside you. he can’t help himself when he sees his thick load slowly pump down your slick folds from out of your abused hole… it nearly makes his brain melt. he can’t help himself when his cock springs to life again and feels the urge to stuff you full with another load.

he slides his glistening length inside you again and it makes your head spin. your eyes are screwed so tightly shut as the feeling of toji’s thick cock dragging against your plump walls was beginning to become too much.

“to..toji… can’t take ‘nymore.. please..!”

toji grunts in response to your pleas, but they inevitably fall on deaf ears. “that’s too bad, sweet thing. you’ll take what i give ya. i know how much you like to be stuffed full, baby. you’ll take another load for me, for your daddy, won’t you, pretty girl?”

rough, calloused hands keep an ironclad grip on your hips as toji keeps a steady pace, knocking his hips relentlessly against the fat of your ass, taking a moment to close his eyes and take a listen to the sloppy sounds from down below. he opens them once more to glance down at your face, smushed to the side against a pillow, making a smug smile tug against his scarred mouth. he can’t stop himself from running his mouth, groaning, “y’hear how sopping wet you are? how messy i make this pussy? tell me, pretty.”

soft whimpers are all that escape you as you try to form words, brain practically spilling out your ears from toji’s firm thrusts. toji leans down, and suddenly you feel a slight sting on your cheek from toji’s hand coming down several times on your hot face, bringing your attention back to him. “words, baby. you know how to use ‘em.”

toji trails scorching kisses down the side of your neck as far as he was able before straightening out again, which gives you enough motivation to successfully spit your words out, “i-i hear it, i-it’s good, ‘s so good, toji!”

your sweet words prove to be enough to finally make toji slowly cease his movements, stilling and pressing up into you as far as your bodies would allow, twitching dick abruptly spilling thick, milky ropes into your fatigued body. toji savors the feeling of steadily sliding his cum-covered cock out of you, yet again watching his seed escape and dribble from your cute little hole. he thumbs it around your folds, even pushing some back inside, all the while snickering, “there we go, baby. what a good girl you are, huh? knew my sweet girl could do it.”

you feel yourself tiredly smile at his praise before you realize toji’s shifted downwards between your legs, and you’re flipped over on your back before you know it.

“now, how about i clean this mess up?”

[simcardiac-arrested]

(digs up a concept and sketches from october) monster au anyone ? ?? creaturas??

[westaysilly]

where did the "Horror is a good cook" hc came from

[alukaforyou]

aaaa @motherish in new york :D we had soooo much fun💕 she got me this dbz book?!? and i did another tattoo for her! check out the 6 months heal on baby goku heh🐉

we went to anime nyc i was mainly looking for jjk and csm merch, there was sooooo many good things! saw a surprising amount of vocaloid stuff too :0 legs hurt sooo much after walking the artist alley ^_T 💸💸💸

i found a place where you can order soysauce marinated crabs directly from korea 1 day shipping it was SOOOO GOOOODDD sushi and i TORE THAT SHIT UPP 🦀 we were toooo obsessed with it 😵‍💫

🧛🏻‍♀️ then we looked thru my vampire knight artbook & fanbook from 1928199 yrs ago when i was Obsessed w that series, the amount of lore / plot i remembered was crazeeee the art for vampire knight still looks sooooooo pretty 🫨✨

the trip was tooo short but sooo fun it was amazing to see sushi again aaa meeting online friends irl...........🥹💗💕💖🩷