i mentioned this on my main account, but i’ve been watching my brother play resident evil: village, and this is all i can think of when people ship ethan and heisenberg
People who don't enjoy horror can play Resident Evil games by pretending every zombie/boss is going after the playable character because they want them sexually. Trust me it works everytime. Mr. X ain't so scary now that you know he just wants to fuck Leon
Why do people hate Ethan Winters???? The hell he went through for Mia in RE7??? The hell he went through for Rose in RE8?!? This man died like- the best father and husband ever. He looked out for his daughter and just fuck he loved her so much that it HURTS. He was gonna be there for her always if fucked up things didn't happen.
He's literally ideal marriage material. He's perfect. I need to hug him.
i am so normal (all i can think about is genloss but not in a way that i can properly put into words ough ough ough ough and also my mouth hurts but that’s completely unrelated)
okay i have enough to flashbomb you guys. ctrl+alt+del yaoi GO
you're welcome!
also this. the image from the "op bottom right source please dear god please" thing. i'm putting it in a keep reading divider because i don't want to entirely jumpscare you i just want to shake you to the bone and kill you