#im that obsessed with the idea frfr

[bryceslahela]

i wish some choices books were a tv show soooo bad fr but like i want to be in charge of everything remotely related to it. i’m the director, i’m the writing team, i’m the casting director, i’m the producer, i’m the composer, i’m the head of marketing, i’m the makeup artist, i’m the stylist and i’m the location manager too.

[cz19y]

CARS ! Part 2 [HCs]

BLLK × GN!Reader

[!] A.U. — Cat / Them as Cats ! . . . [ Part 1 ]

∆ Fluff, PLATONIC, NO ROMANCE, pet & owner dynamic, OOC[?], hint(no description or assumption) of depression[Bachira's part], mention of Nagi[Reo's part duh], no cat breed description because I'm lacking in cat knowledge, grammar & spelling errors[? NOT proofed]

FT.: Bachira Meguru & Mikage Reo

NOTE: Im SO sorry for the wait anon T.T — just came back from a trip and I'm tired as heck

NOTE2: kinda deleted the ask by accident, sorry :'0 (btw ty for the words, anon, I felt extremely appreciated frfr I luv u)

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BACHIRA ’s natural nature of lighting the room with his bright personality is something everybody adores.

But of course; you're his favorite after all.

This cat is CLINGY — is trailing behind you 90% of the time you're home. Type of cat to sit and wait for you at the door till you come from work.

He suffers from loneliness(lol I'm sorry I had to add this) and needs your presence urgently. Just being in the same room as the yellowish cat is more than enough for him.

So lonely you even caught him playing like there was another cat in the room. You're worried about him and it creeped you out because he meowed and purred at the empty space.

Purrs loudly often, affectionate and bold and specially not afraid of anything.

Being unafraid can be good and bad. Bachira is a pro at giving you heart attacks.

Jumps over the hot stoves multiple times, gets stuck in the most random places and somehow gets dangerous objects to fall exactly 1 cm away from him.

You swear Bachira is in his last life at this point because he also gets in big fights with some other cats.

You have to idea of how he’s so good at fighting, but judging by how he is; you assume it was when he was still a kitten.

According to his last owner; he grew up obsessed with playing with the soccer ball(still is). Your storage is full of several videos of Bachira playing around with the ball. It's so cute you just want to grab him and pamper him to death.

Vets? Hell nah. He's not a fan of it at all. Even tries to avoid you by disappearing. But go along with it for the sake of not worrying you.

It’s fun and hell at the same time giving him baths, he won't stay still and gets soap all over.

Fur; all over your house. Doesn't even bother to clean. That didn't come with him in the package.

Very active, takes half a century to make him sleep and half a century to wake the feline up..

Bachira loves being with other cats, specially with a certain brunette, and a pink-ish like and an oranged one.

Sleeps tangled in your sheets. And wakes up on the floor.

Bachira is a big fan of cuddling, it’s by your side any moment given.

Tries his best to lighten you up when you're down. But it's not the type of “energetic lighten up”, it's more like a sincere movement of just sitting by your side and being there while you have your moment of distress.

He's there when you sob your worries out, when you're melancholic among your sheets without moving much, having your tired eyes check your phone with apathy and turning it off with a sight, or when you're locked up in the bathroom for hours.

Well; he is too, a little goofy, but it always works on you.

He just wants to be there for you like you were there for him.

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The amount of attention this cat needs from his loved ones is insatiable.

REO needs to be by your side at least 60% of his day.

The other 40% is either being active on his daily exercises, somehow working his brain out, taking care of himself, or being around the cat he brought from the streets…

Ah. Nagi, of course. The white cat is such an often guest you may as well just make a room for him.

Reo brought this gigantic cat up one day and it scared the hell out of you because every other cat made him lose interest. The purplish suddenly bringing someone up made your heart jump.

Both are really affectionate towards you(how cute) — although Reo acts a bit off all of the sudden sometimes… is he.. jealous of his own guest? Or is he jealous of his own owner? This cat switches up so many times you gave up trying to figure it out.

He is the most different of all cats. He has a way with everything and successful in earning the things he wants. Even able to act like other cats — you're surprised of how your fellow companion is.

Bro’s so unique Reo even likes vets… he really likes to take care of himself. Fur 10/10, cutted claws, pretty eyes, smart.. he even has his own diet…

He smells like rich. He prefers luxury items and treatment as well… Hope your salary is capable of handling that.

Doesn't function properly without you — he at least needs to be reassured you're still there for him.

Reo purrs happily when you recognize him.

Guests? Sure, he doesn't mind. As long as they don't touch him, he doesn't care about entertaining them a little.

Indifferent about being with other cats — he takes a popular position among them and often attracts other cats even… problem is that he gets bored easily.

Talking about bored; you have to be very specific for Reo to even like you 😭 or at least, full of surprises that will make him locked in you like Nagi did to him. But dw he loves you <3

Isn't the type to get into a fight. But the last time Reo did; you never saw him stubborn and irritated. It was all because of a black cat… you and Nagi glanced at each other as Reo stormed around.

It's either sleep in his own bed or sleep in your bed. He likes how your bed smells like you.

Morning with this cat is peaceful, might as well have your daily routine done along with him.

When Reo senses that sad aura around you, he is immediately on you. You cannot hide any type of worry around Reo. Not Reo — he knows you all too well, don't you dare hide anything from him, he feels sad if you do it.

He snuggles up to you when the night falls, and he will wake you up when the sun rises, he is there by you all the time.

You're his top priority, will abandon anything to make you feel alright.

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[aphroditeinthesea]

DATING TRAVIS HCS PLEASEEEEEEEE

(also, your 'he says im pretty in his clothes' one was so good!! <33 my manz deserves more appreciation frfr)

“ no matter what u do, i’m gonna steal ur heart ”

aka dating travis stoll

i accidentally did this as fem!reader but i just realized u didn’t specify sorry!!

this also might seem short but i cut out part of it bc it seemed random

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- if travis had a crush, i just know he would try to impress her with something so dumb

- he would do like an overly extravagant prank

- and be like “this has to work”

- and she would barely notice

- and he would just be stuck with cleaning duty

- here’s the thing though

- she would totally like him back

- but he has like no idea

- live laugh love travis stoll but he’s so dumb

- so she would like try to get a note to him during the campfire

- one of those “will u go out with me yes or no”

- and it’s getting passed

- once he gets it, he’s like flabbergasted

- so he circles yes and makes it into a paper airplane

- throws it

- it lands in the fire

- and they just stare at each other like 👁️👁️

- so just before curfew, he runs up to her like “yes omg alfhjdjsfjh”

- (in actual words, he’s like “yeah, that’d be cool”)

- omg he would plan that first date like it was a warplan

- she would figure that they would do something in camp bc yk the rules

- do you really think he even realizes there’s rules?

- suddenly they’re sneaking into an expensive restaurant in nyc

- causing a ruckus

- and then running out

- nothing says romance like dining and dashing ❤️

- back to not breaking the law

- gifts!!!

- he would so steal so many cute things for his gf

- and she’s like “this must’ve been so expensive??”

- and he’s like “yeah it must’ve”

- a diamond ring and she’s all “travis wtf”

- and he’s like “it’s a family heirloom (not mine though)”

- he also seems like he would always have to have a hand on her at all times

- either arm around her shoulders or waist

- or ass

- anyways he’s like the kinda guy to be absolutely obsessed with his gf

- like finding any reason to bring her up

- i just feel like he would always try to include his gf in pranks yk

- like connor would be like “we should do xyz”

- and then travis is like “actually y/n could help bc yada yada”

- she actually has just a few more brain cells than them so they don’t get in trouble when she helps

- well not as much trouble as they usually are

- im gonna cut myself off here bc i could go on forever

[zaimta]

I TOTALLY FELT YOU WHEN YOU SAID DR STONE IS LIKE A DRUG OMG its like my lifeline at this point

i was wondering if i could request a small drabble or headcanons for ryusui !! i keep having this repeating idea of him with a reader who’s like his childhood friend and ever since they were young, ryusui always tried to pursue them romantically but reader would always just laugh it off, thinking he was joking. but ryusui never gave up on his love for the reader!!

(spoilers for the treasure island arc)

but once everyone on the perseus gets petrified, leaving the reader (who had gone with the recon team to scout the area), reader starts to realize just how much they were worried for him, and especially when he comes back to them in fragments after kohaku smashed him. and the second that he gets revived, the reader is all over him and telling him how worried they were, and the second that the two of them are alone (maybe the team recognized that they were having a moment and let them have it?) reader confesses that they return his feelings and the possibility of possibly losing him helped them realize that? O:

male reader would be preferred (ryusui bi icon frfr), but i dont mind gender neutral!! :D

thank you so much for your time in advance, and remember to stay hydrated!! (expect more interactions from me, im literally obsessed with your works ❤️❤️)

彡zai says- the brain rot this gave me was insane back on my dr stone grind!! he really is a bi icon i'll never forget what he said to tsukasa (ngl i read it a year ago so i spitballed the lore lol)

paring: ryusui x male reader

warnings: SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

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ever since you were kids you were always the main thing on his mind. he was constantly teasing you and clinging to your side. as you got older it turned into him flirting with you and seeing how far he could push your buttons until you got flustered.

when senku broke him from the stone he was more focused on you than himself, he knew you had an impressive skill set and he used that to his advantage. even if they didn’t have enough revival fluid he brought you along anyways, dressing your statue so when they could revive you, you were ready to go.

when you came to you immediately fell into someone’s arms. their hold on you was firm but also familiar, and their scent was familiar too it was almost comforting. you pulled back to look back at them, and you were met with ryusui smiling down at you “i missed you.”

you laughed and gently removed yourself from his hold “i’m sure you did.” you didn’t notice it but his face slightly faltered.

his flirting was no better when the two of you were alone, as a matter of fact, it was only worse. the two of you sat alone staring at the moon, he spent most of the time staring at you instead of the sky “you’re so handsome, the way you shine in the moonlight is amazing.” you laughed again and rolled your eyes. you always assumed his flirting was just empty words, he was the human version of greed after all he craves everything the world has to offer and he does this to everyone.

“you don’t have to keep saying those things ryusui. i know you don’t mean them.”

he stared at you, no matter how many times he tells you he adores you or how many times he admits how he wants nothing more in the world than you, you never believed him.

at least not until the incident.

when you first laid eyes on his stone body you wanted to scream but you couldn't, the scream was barely louder than a whisper hardly a scream at all. it only got harder when kohaku brought him and the others back as fragments.

the second he was revied the team cleared out and kohaku sent you a knowing glance.

one the two of you were alone you immediately wrapped your arms around him pulling him into a hug "i was so worried about you, i thought i lost you." he returned your embrace and rested a hand on the back of your head pulling you closer to him "you could never lose me." he pressed a gentle kiss to your temple, and for the first time instead of backing away from his affection you accepted it.

you gently pull back from his hug to look at him face to face "i've realized some things."

he raises a brow "and what would that be?"

"how much i care for you, and how much you care for me." his hand moves to gently cup your cheek while his thumb gently caressed your cheek "oh? and how much do i care for you?"

"you've basically spent most of our lives trying to win me over, and every time i never really responded to them or gave you any straight answer. so why did you never give up?"

he smiled at you "that's easy. because i'm the greediest guy there is." your face slightly fell which caused him to chuckle "you didn't let me finish. because i'm the greediest guy there is i know there's no greater treasure than your heart. i'd stop at nothing to make you my boyfriend and to be yours."

[bingoboingobongo]

task force 141 + favorite starbucks holiday drinks

Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, John Price, Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra

Warnings: none

A/N: bc the 'alpha males only drink black coffee' mentality is stupid. give these men a creme brulee latte. also can u tell im running out of ideas (help)

simon "ghost" riley:

yeah yeah ik i said this was gonna be starbucks holiday drinks but guys you really think simon's the kinda guy to order a sugar cookie pumpkin spice creme brulee apple strudel frappucino?

yeah that's what i thought

the others will all follow the theme tho i swear

but for now let's talk about simon

he doesn't drink starbucks very much but when he does he usually has two go to drinks

a steamed apple juice or a london fog tea latte

he'll get the latte hot or cold depending on the weather ofc

his favorite thing to do is cozy up with a nice book and a warm drink from starbucks especially during the winter months

and bc he's an environmentally conscious king (and because he has a reputation to maintain let's be real) he always brings his own black tumbler for the drink

also i don't know why but i like to think that he has a bunch of starbucks gift cards from random holidays over the years

so he hasn't spent his own money on starbucks in months

he also never orders in person

and he puts down another name for his order too

sometimes ghost will order a hot chocolate though

but they have a tendency to be really sweet so they're not his favorite

john "soap" mactavish:

alright so i feel like soap's go to holiday drinks is the irish cream cold brew

also before i explain why why is no one talking about the shadows constantly calling soap a leprechaun and an irish person?

like it happens multiple times during the alone mission and it's so funny

anyways

what can i say soaps a cold foam kind of guy

he's just like me frfr

honestly he really doesn't have much of a sweet tooth (at least when it comes to coffee) and he feels like the slight sweetness of the cold foam mixed with the bitter cold brew makes the perfect coffee sweetness

also soap's the kind of person to get iced drinks no matter the weather

like it could be snowing and hailing and he'd still get his iced coffee

he also asks for extra cold foam

bc he likes those first few sips where all you get is the foam before the coffee starts mixing in

also off topic but soap also went feral during the free red cup day

like you know he dropped everything to grab one before they ran out

he's done it everytime they do it and he's so scared that he's gonna miss his streak because of work some day

kyle "gaz" garrick:

alright so maybe it's sorta simple but in gaz's opinion you can never go wrong with an iced peppermint mocha

i mean the name itself just screams holidays

and the flavor speaks for itself

gaz is just a fan of chocolate in general though

and he actually doesn't really like coffee, so the sweetness of the chocolate is nice because it combats the bitterness of the coffee

he also really likes peppermint so it works out too

like you know those peppermint chocolates you get from olive garden?

he eats those up oml

he also only puts in one shot of espresso

because a lot of caffeine makes him anxious

also he doesn't like staying awake at night most of the time

plus he always gets less whipped cream

it's surprising but he's honestly not that much of a fan

that being said though, you can't have a mocha without whipped cream

so he'll oblige a little bit

john price:

alrighty so price's favorite drink is a caramel brulee frappucino

and i am very confident in saying that

i don't really know why but i just feel like he would enjoy it

i like to think that the first time he had it was when someone else went on a coffee run and he told them to just get him whatever

so they got him this and now he's obsessed

he's always been a fan of caramel so it only makes sense

like he goes ham on the caramel

people have told him to just get a caramel frappucino instead but he never does

so instead he gets the caramel brulee frappe with caramel sauce, syrup, drizze

the whole nine yards

i mean price has a sweet tooth what can i say

he needs something to balance out the flavor of all those cigars he smokes

and yes gaz and the others always makes fun of price whenever he gets his drink

but price doesn't even care he is living his best life

he also definitely gets a reindeer cake pop too whenever he goes

the chestnut praline latte is definitely a close second for price tho

but he likes the texture of a frappucino over a latte

alejandro vargas:

okay so honestly ik it's kinda basic but alejandro is a hot chocolate kinda guy

i mean it's like the most iconic holiday drink there is

besides like eggnog or smthing but tbh i always forget eggnog is a thing

anyways hot chocolate is always like the thing to get alejandro in the holiday spirit

it brings him back to making ibarra hot chocolate with his family as a kid

ofc starbucks hot chocolate is not as good as ibarra

but hot chocolate is hot chocolate and it gets the job done in a pinch

one time he tried adding cinnamon to the starbucks hot chocolate to make it more like ibarra

man to this day he doesn't know what he did wrong but he knows something was wrong bc it did not taste like ibarra at all

it tasted worse than it started too

that was truly disappointing

he also likes getting a sandwich or croissant from the bakery too as a light snack

rodolfo "rudy" parra:

alright so this one is easy

and honestly like the first one i thought of

but rudy lives for the sugar cookie almond milk latte

i also like to think that rudy tends to run pretty cold (especially during the winter) and so he gets the hot version and holds it in his hands with his sleeve pulled to his fingertips and let's the steam warm him up

while he does like a little dance to try and keep himself warm

i mean what can i say rudy is like the epitome of having a sweet tooth

plus he really likes sugar cookies so it works out

like he loves those soft sugar cookies you get at walmart (the lofthouse cookies)

also rudy is lactose intolerant

ur welcome all my lactose intolerant readers out there he's ur representation

idk man i just feel like that makes sense to me

and bc like the rest of you lactose intolerant lunatics he's incapable of actually avoiding dairy (seriously you guys have a problem) he has a bunch of lactaids in one of the pockets of his vest

[thesherrinfordfacility]

Ok hihihihi so I'm a big fan of your tumblr in general (big thumbs up from me there) however I have recently stumbled across your youtube edits (good omens ofc) and at first i was like wait i know them but fuck fuck fuck im so so sooo obsessed you have such genius big brain ideas you are COOKING frfr

also your latest one to running up that hill im screaming banging my head against the wall I live for the drama? you don't usually see them edited quite like that and you brought the heat like damn im such a big fan in general but... the edits........ I am hyperfixating on all of them rn but especially running up that hill, holding out for a hero and hit me with your best shot because oof

now i will go back to watching on repeat pls excuse me-

oh my goodness gracious HELLO✨💕 yes it's me hi!!!

thank you SO MUCH for this fidkdksjl this is so lovely and AH oh my goodness that's so kind of you thank you so much!!!!

IM SO PLEASED THAT SOMEONE ELSE is obsessing over the kate bush one, she's not done so hot on numbers but im proud of her and lose my mind over her anyway💕

it was really hard to make it!!!!!! god knows i love this show but it is first and foremost a comedy, so making something that deliberately tried to showcase it in a gritty, angsty, cinematic-epic light was sooooo difficult but it's wonderful to know it paid off!!! thank you!!!!💕

holding out for a hero was so dumb lmao but it fits crowley so well i couldn't resist it, but i do love the hit me with your best shot one, she's a special lady and whilst the tempo of it nearly killed me, it paid off pretty well 😅 my personal faves though, i have to say, are probably candy and cut to the feeling, i feel they were some of my best work on a technical level 🥰

(i also really loved making trouble coming, but that was about the demon gang/hell in general so naturally hasnt quite found the same attention as the blorbo ones, oops)

AHHHH needless to say this has made my day and i thank you muchly, so so lovely of you!!!!💖

[the-kr8tor]

NOOOO STOPPP THE THING ADDED TO THE FAE HOBIE IS MAKING ME CRY. I CANT WITH IT, I CANT WITH HOW GOOD YET ANGSTY YOUR WRITING IS. I CAN FRFR NEVER WIN WITH IT EITHER AND IM EXPECTING PIRATE HOBIE TO BE JUST AS ANGST AND GUT WRENCHING AS FAE HOBIE. ITS LITERALLY MY PREDICTION I HAVE A COUPLE IDEAS WHERE YOU MIGHT BE HEADING WITH IT. IM ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH YOUR WRITING THOUGH ITS FUCKING AMAZING. YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING EVEN IF YOU MAKE ME CRY😭😭🩷💞

I absolutely adore your writing though, you are definitely one of my favorite creators because your writing is just 🤭 i literally cant describe how good it is. My words arent enough, jslieabgdnskaodwgnsjdfbsnsjyrwh. I love it so much you are such a good writer.💞

THANK YOU SO MUCH!! YOU'RE TOO SWEET TO ME 🥺

Oh pirate hobie will go through it for sure

I appreciate you, angel!!! (Sorry for making you cry again lmfao 😂)

[slytherinshua]

ZANNA!!

we've been moots for a while now and i would like to get to know you better 😁

so

tell me about yourself? lol 😅

have a nice day 💕

sky!! u have to tell me abt u too cause i wanna know more 🫶 but here's a little abt me

im 15

i have 5 older siblings (3 full, 2 half) and im the youngest

im half american half canadian but i live in canada

i lived in the philippines when i was 5-8 and indonesia when i was 9

i used to swear i never wanted to be a multi stan because i had no idea how they kept up with so many groups

now that i am a big multi stan i realized that they just DONT and they CANT

i used to also say i didn't want to watch kdramas because i didn't need more men to simp over

that didn't last long either here i am with my kdrama fics being some of my most popular 😭

im guessing that the next things to change for me is either ill start watching survival shows or start watching variety shows regularly

because yeah im not a variety show girl, however hard i try to watch eps of gose or to do or run bts etc etc whatever it is, i always lose interest.... and go watch a vlive or smth lmao

you'd think a vlive is more boring than a variety show, but i love vlives sm and watch them way more than variety shows

the songs im currently obsessed with are: stay here - gaho (this ones from jada frfr), i can't make you love me - hwasa & kinda blue, sweet misery - shinee, lighthouse - the boyz, everest - akmu, still dream - kim woojin

ummm im running out of things to say lmao

oh my biases usually end up being the main vocalist, the dimpled member, or the cat (or all 3 of those at the same timeif you happen to be mk from onf, gyehyeon from verivery, or jungwon from enhypen) but im rly big on vocals and i rarely bias rappers (but i still love rap)

[slushiebonez]

damn they killed me from ur inbox...

dexter 0,6,8

Frfr top ten tumblr moments ever. Anyways HAHAHAH YES A CHANCE TO TALK ABT MY GUY (also sorry I took so long I had to go to a volunteer event)

0. - The first thing I think of when I see the character

Honestly? @/dexter-erotoph's art is a quick popup for me. I found his account when I first got into Spooky Month and it definitley helped enhance my initial levels of Dexter mania into the frothing torrent it is today. Seeing the Dexter Paws[TM] post in an urgent care clinic is still a core memory lol (Odie if you see this you rock dude :3). Otherwise I think abt how cute he is (lol), how tragic he is, and Warrior Cats in descending order. Something something murder cat connection idk man I connect everything to Warriors in my brain lol. OH and ratcandy bc im still obsessed with it

6. - A theory about them I think is unlikely

Hmmmmmmmmm this one takes a little thinkin, mainly bc people don't usually make alot of theories related to Dex lol. I guess I'd have to say the Dexter Velseb theory, I love the theory / concept so much and worm it into my ideas often, but in terms of "things that are actually likely to be canon" I feel like the Dexter Velseb theory is pretty low down. Won't stop me though

8. - A sad / evil HC for them

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YIPPPEEE I have. A lot lmao. A few of them like off the top of my head

- Before Unwanted Guest happened he was a dude who actually liked kids alot, but after everything he can't stand them

- This is a little niche, I like to think he got his scratch from his first ever kill, a neighborhood cat. It jacked up his eye bc he was messing with it, and later on the cat came to "apologize" to the boy but Dexter's needs had begun to become more intense around that time and it was messing with him enough that when he saw a small warm body to overpower he just kinda went for it without thinking much. He buried the cat somewhere in the woods and everyone just thought it was missing, meaning a bunch of missing pet posters that kinda haunted lil Dexter for a while. And then Dexter would end up on the missing posters himself, with people thinking he was still findable.

- My man did not have a good home life!!! Especially because I like to toy with the whole Dexter Velseb theory, I don't think Bob would be the most nurturing or even-tempered parent. I also like to think its one of the reasons Dexter's needs are such a big issue for him, Bob saw a little boy with psychological issues and instead of taking him to see someone he totally fed into and encouraged them

- Dexter is still sort of tethered to his body, he can't re-enter it because Moloch refuses to let him in but because of his death and the state of his body Dexter can't really pass on and keeps coming back to it. Imagine staring down at your own mangled body flopped on a morgue table watching a lady try to pull the teeth out of your head because she's made a sort of pet project out of your brutal death. And your own eyes are staring back at you with loathing.

- Speaking of body, Moloch taking his body hurt. REAL bad. I mean, he had extended hardened claws, teeth piercing through his mask, horns.... that definitely wasn't an easy transformation. I don't think Dexter got kicked from the body right away and could feel Moloch stealing his body and beginning to destroy it. I can't remember who made it but I remember seeing art of Dexter post-mortem where because the mask stayed on during his body reshaping it messed up his face real bad, imagine feeling your bones and muscles reformat but your head is basically stuck in a bit ziploc bag. Dexter got kicked out of the body pretty fast but the sensation sticks with him, and watching the transformation finish from the sidelines probably wasn't a good feeling

- This is a little more AU-ish but if Dexter got his body back I think it would be almost worse, I can't imagine being forced to live again post-mortem for the 3rd time would be pleasant mentally, and also his body is now ruined enough that it's impossible for him to return to his old life. Not just in an appearance way but probably internally too, a body somewhere between life and death is probably a bit rusty on the insides. So he's kinda stuck, bc he can't really get a new body and his old body isn't worth it anymore, but he can't let go of it

I like to bully Dexter alot as a form of endearment lol, but I'll cut a little bit of the bitter with something sweet - I like to think the cat in his missing photo is his pet cat, her name is Sasha and she helps that loser man calm down :3 I also like to think he collects taxidermy and tries to make it himself, some of it is a little botched tho lol

Anyways, thank you for asking!!! (And indulging me w/ talking abt Dexter lmao)

[v3nourz]

the letters i wish i sent #1

when u asked me to tell you abt myself i wish i told u all this

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 it was diwali when i was born <33 there were crackers bursting everywhere and apparently i didn't cry at all. my mum says i was a really calm baby and i’ve always been someone to not show the world that im weak and vulnerable (omg she’s different she’s not like the other babies /sarcasm). when my parents used to leave me at my grandparents’ house i used to try not to cry. i cried later after they left when i was alone. even now as someone who knows that it's fine to cry and to be weak, i don't want to show anyone that i’m hurt or weak and can't think straight. (she’s different omg /sarc)

i think of myself as a very bubbly person, i’m generally always smiling and happy. i tend to look at the positive side and nothing makes me nervous. over the years i feel i have lost the ability to be angry or feel fear and i hate it. i can’t be serious for my life so feel special i’m not making shitty jokes (is it even possible???) while writing this. basically everything is a joke to me <3 i think love is bullshit. to me love is not possible. but im also a huge sucker for kuch kuch hota hain and jab we met. bommarillu is a must too. i feel we long for certain things and qualities in people and particular behavior, and when we find that in someone, we love them. it's not love, but its like a job opening. we are the employer, we need someone to fill in the position of a romantic interest, and we expect certain qualities, and when someone has those qualities, we feel they are right for the job. and so we start to love them. and with all due respect, it's bullshit.

goals are slay <333 live in my heart frfr. i was 8 when i decided i wanna be rich (go girl pop that pussy periodt). but then i was 10 when i realized that you need to earn your own money??? (like who came up with that ew) so i had various rich profession phases, i started with musician cuz i was in justin beiber phase <3 then i went into my actor phase cuz mahesh babu just seemed really appealing to me (what even omg) then i was in my kpop artist phase cuz junglecock yes then i realized all that is lowkey weird and it wouldn't make me rich enough so then i started to look at proper professions and then in ‘21 i decided on a corporate lawyer cuz they’re so cool with their suits and cars and penthouses and their calm and collected manner <333333 perfect for me <33. in conclusion, my goal is to be rich, allah hu akbar.

weirdly, i want to be a criminal. like not the eugh disgusting kinda criminal but like the mama im in love with a criminal kinda criminal. you know what i mean? like murdering people cuz they hurt me??? ew. no. but murdering them cuz i was bored. that’s better <3. morally gray you know. 

gray reminds me. my slight obsession with kmusic. see, kpop sucks. mainstream kpop sucks. but if you listen to jimmy brown and such. it is heaven to the ears omg that shit is so mmph. anyways. krnb and khh hits hard and it is such a shame that the annoying part of kmusic is more popular than the heaven part <///////3. it is good music okay you listen to it with the idea of hating it so you don’t like it. (psychology major frfr)

dance. this is what you accuse my personality to be. i don’t say shit about your personality being only gym and fapping so… ahem. slay. dance is nice ig but what i actually like doing is writing. that shit hits hard ong bro ong <333 like words just word the right way it is better than anything. 

bdsm. that shit is nice omg so slay.

i’m the most unserious person you’ll ever meet but i love talking about serious stuff omg. i’ll go on for hours if you wanna talk about shitty politics or the world economy and all <333 

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[miekasa]

I finally watched jjk0 yesterday and !!!!!!!

Gojo I- 😳 I'm such a simp for this man and there's really nothing I want to do about it apart from feeding that obsession at this point frfr

YUTA !!!!!!! He deserves the world and nothing less why tf is he so sweet and cool and- IF HE CRIES I CRY WITH HIM HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE SAD EVER TF

Todo's priorities >>>>>>>>> He fr is a great character and for some reason I don't see that enough so here's a reminder for everyone, myself included 😤

I mean I can't really leave Toge out can I now 😌 He was so cool in that movie and THAT HIGH FIVE WITH YUTA WAS SO PRECIOUS TOO I WANNA SEE MORE OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP YOUR HONOR 💥👊🏼😡💢

AUs ideas are coming on their own, esp besties Geto and Gojo in university and meeting reader and them teasing each other about their crush and and and- sigh yeah I'll have to add Geto's ass to my character list now 😩

But fr tho why is Gojo so cool and hot I am MAD about it (jk no I'm not plz Gojo marry me on the spot plz I can cook and bake and clean and laugh at your jokes 😫)

1. He’s so….. he’s so. I love him terribly, I’m afraid. He’s annoying, he’s caring, he’s loud, he’s strong, he’s completely insufferable I wanna suffocate him affectionately <333 also the way he keeps collecting special/cursed kids is so fucking funny, Gojo sees a teenager with potential and he’s like oh I’m gonna have to intervene <33 boy dad wanna be cool dad vibes <3

2. Yuuta… he’s my boyfriend now simple <33 his voice was not what I was expecting—but not in a bad way. He’s very pathetic in a precious kind h*t way, I’m into it. Wanna ruffle his hair and stress him out in a good way <33 Im extremely obsessed with him, the way he was just like “Yeah, Maki let’s kill the Zenin clan, or whatever!” Love me a dude who’s ready to cosign murder for his loved ones.

3. Todo is so fantastic to me. He’s so blunt, I love it, and it’s not just mean, it’s earnest. Also, he’s hilarious, so he can do whatever he wants. He seems like he cried watching Moana. 12/10 dude

4. The way I was vibrating in my seat when Toge and Yuuta went on their mission… there was no reason they had to animate Toge like that… he didn’t have to stick his tongue out before he spoke, he didn’t have to do like four backflips in a row, it was personal. Also I haven’t stopped thinking about him just popping his finger back into place… he’s insane… I’m in love. He and Yuuta are very <333 to me. Everytime Yuuta’s internal monologue was like “Oh Toge is so cool,” I was like yeah you’re right <33

5. There are lots of things I don’t Get about Geto, and I don’t really see the hype about him, but I found it entertaining that he was so… lighthearted? Idk if that’s the right word, but I was like yeah I see why he and Gojo would have gotten along. He’s still the bad guy in all my daydreams and aus, and I will not change that </2 sorry to him and Toji who I don’t even know, but it’s my birthright to drag their names through the mud somebody has to be that girl

[dainty-fingertips]

in response to serious!pops x reader headcanons i propose this: goofy part 2-3! pops x reader headcanons

YES OFCOFC I LOVE GOOFY ZENIGATAVDHJK

im sorry this took so long i was making it as good as i could

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goofy!zenigata romantic hcs

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Okay listen

He calls himself a ladies man for good reason thats all i'm sayin

Okok fun idea

In the srs pops hcs,  i gave a little scenario of how u two met

For this one i'm switching it up

APPRENTICE AAA

professor/student is my absolute favorite trope and it includes apprentice/leader as well

Dude cmon i just,,,,,,,,,,,, imagine being selected for an apprenticeship program for Interpol

And its like . a one person thing and hundreds of people applied but you were the one they chose

And u show up for the first day

And its some overzealous old man with a weird obsession with Lupin III

He immediately starts getting to work when u show up and exchange pleasantries (and phone numbers for easier communication) (or so you both reasoned) ( ;)) )

It wasn’t in the contract initially but ofc doing this requires a lot of travel so get ready for lots of hotel room hangouts

Ok so you thought it was kind of annoying at first but,, he grew on u pretty quick

Yes he is prone to mood swings but like,, u didnt care

He found himself very much enjoying ur company!! Its not often someone so willingly tags along and befriends him

Zenigata’s inflated ego matches lupins almost equally in part 2 but he’s less open about it

If u just nonchalantly fuel his ego it will make him super flustered and he’ll kinda shrink down into his coat and tip his hat down a bit

He probably listens to rolling stones

Depending on what decade your music taste is based in, you’ll get some major bonus pts

If you buy him dinner he will probably cry and try to pay u back

As someone who certifiably thinks he’s a qt when he yells or gets loud,, so do u

Its an x reader i can project >:(((

Describes himself as “Interpol’s hearthrob” and you agree wholeheartedly (even if no one else does, they just have bad taste)

U know that cliche thing where two characters hands brush together while handing the other person something and they get all flustered? Yes

His face turns beet red and he starts stuttering and her puts his hands in his pockets and tries to say something but he CANT JDBFSJF

IF U INITIATE PHYSICAL CONTACT??? Oh lordy it is over goodbye

Like if you grab his hands and make eye contact he will STARE SDHejvAAAAAAA

U can see the gears turning

Face gets red again

It always does

Mans body temp shoots up to what feels like 400 Celsius

“Ins,...... Inspector?”

He will say nothing

Congrats! Hes completely smitten

You seem to be the only person who can shut him up sometimes frfr

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HEHSADFHRFWLH THIS WAS SO FUN <3333

[texasbama]

1 through 10

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

When I figure it out, I’ll let you know🥴

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

Current obsession or fixation I guess, is all things Manny Montanaaa🥺

3. Ever done any drugs?

Are you a cop?👀 weed in college but das about it.

4. What piercings do you want?

I really wanna get my nipples pierced, and my nose.

5. How many people have you kissed?

Do people keep track of things like that? Chile I have no idea lmaoo

6. Describe your dream home

Hmmmm...I never really thought about it frfr but Im a city girl so I could picture myself in house right on the edge of my hometown(chicago). Modern, but still feels lived in ya know? Other than that i have no idea 😂

7. Who are you jealous of?

Currently im jealous of anyone who lives in a country where their leaders took this Rona shit seriously. Instead im stuck in this shithole.

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

Chile the list is endless! Lmaoo the first one that came to mind though is A Different World. I could watch that show on an endless loop.

9. Do you watch porn?

Nah not really. My porn is endless fanfics🥴😂

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

If I told you , it wouldn’t be a secret now would it? Lmao but no I don’t. I am just fine with the one I have. 😂