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autoneurotic · 11 months

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wild magic sorcery is so fun so far i’ve turned myself into a sheep mid battle, ensnared AND dealt damage to me and my whole team, have summoned multiple mephits that are of course not on my side, blinded myself in fog

#i do love it. it’s funny.#i’m a fuckin mess in this one #i’m dark urge sorcerer #sided w the absolute but really didn’t want to lose like everyone just so i could #have minthara and also a chance at astarion romance as dark urge #so i reloaded and sided w the grove etc #so now im romancing gale and kind of astarion #im this little bloodthirsty freak with a sort-of-normal middle aged boyfriend.#but i don’t get any dark urge convo prompts w astarion which drives me insane #who else other than lae’zel could i walk up to and say I Fantasize About Murder. I Simply Love Gore and Death #and have them GET IT. i can’t even eat a fucking parasite without wyll being like ew….sickening babe

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