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ganondoodle · 10 months

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then perish.

#ganondoodles #art #zelda #tloz #totk #totk spoilers #rauru #ganondorf #zelda memes #memes #i dont know why i find this so funny #i know it doesnt make sense time wise #im trying to be funny not logical #maybe you need to know too much about the game to udnerstand #this is about the dumb anicent hero armor looking like a mix of them ok

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starlitflowers · 6 months

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the reason essek is only mentioned twice in eots is not because he's not with caleb anymore, it's because they both refuse to acknowledge that theyre dating (yes they have kissed in front of the rest of tm9. yes they did call each other just friends 5 minutes later.) its been almost a decade theyre too far into the bit to stop now

#beau calling essek calebs partner and caleb just going “who?”#veth tries to give essek a shovel talk and he just stares at her blankly and then says “i'm not dating caleb” with a blank face #by the time anyone decides to use zone of truth or smth essek and caleb have been married for a month so they can say that theyre not datin #(theyre only married for the legal benefits (like essek getting citizenship in the empire))#this idea has been tumbling around my brain for a month lmao its so funny to me #because logically calebs just a private person but also. he would be the type of person to over commit to the bit #and essek would see his cringefail boyfriend and try to help but also end up being dragged into it #im not wrong. u know im not #critical role #essek thelyss #caleb widogast #shadowgast

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moeblob · 23 days

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Ohiwe (lady) and Ohime (man) aka the fire deity after they get punished.

Originally just "Oh", the fire deity had a bit too much fun with punishing humans and so in a means to stop them, the elder gods split them into two. So now they have to be together in order to have their "full" power but as before the split, they get restless and like to wander. So while one stays in their city, the other gets to go out and travel and see the world and check on the other deities.

Also, as a whole/singular being Oh would use they/them. After the split however, it's definitely not the same and so Ohiwe likes using female pronouns and Ohime uses male pronouns. That way when discussed as one, it's back to they. That feels best for them.

#my characters #i posted the unified base version to my side blog but they arent very exciting it was just a lil doodle #however as i sit here waiting for my throbbing headache to go away im dying squirtle i figured id try to doodle #before i work on the comm and unfortunately my head still hurts so back to medicine i go #also also ohime is much more mild in his commentary where ohiwe is sharp and harsh #and ohiwe is definitely more fond of running the city than ohime but that also means she gets more restless quicker #so he unfortunately is stuck in the city more than she is because she needs to wander #she still does most of the planning as she wanders and then talks it over with ohime when she returns #i wanna make a funny joke about how they are indeed the last two brain cells type of thing #but also they are on the same wavelength almost all the time cause they started as the same person #but its always a bit of a jump in their logic to other people while they remain on the same page #like ohiwe says something and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS #and everyone else is like no ??? but ohime is like WE HAVE TO TAKE A NAP #or something and ohiwe is like exactly ! glad one of you in the room knows whats up

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pokeology · 11 months

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I’m terribly sorry but you can not seriously think that Magcargo is hotter than the sun

I really should just burn my degree now that everyone is an expert all of the sudden.

#//I SAID HES CANON COMPLIANT WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT...#IM SORRY THIS IS JUST A WORLD WHERE THIS HAPPENS NOW AND WE MUST LIVE IN IT!!!!#WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE BORING.#im having FUN which means taking all of the pokedex at face value and trying to use real world logic with it #every day i get dozens of anons like this one or even more arguing with teak about things ive established for My blog #and its not very fun! its not #im just some guy and im really not interested in changing my own canon because anons disagree #im playing and having fun #sorry anon youre getting the brunt of this LOL its just been happening rvery time i make a post ever since i made this blog #and its kind of terrible #at least you get mean teak everybody loves mean teak #i love mean teak #i do enjoy anons that he can insult because its funny #anonymous

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xanvasofxords · 1 year

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I hate the west with passion, because they’d literally burn a Holy Book (Quran or Bible) and call it freedom of speech then feel attacked when someone who isn’t LGBT or doesn’t carry hundred genders exists. The logic is shit.

#as an atheist its even more funny when they try to put the religion label on you #im defending all religions #islamophobics can eat my ass #anti lgbtq #anti bullshit #anti west #logic #arguement #tumblr #controversy

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tmos-time · 7 months

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had a surreal dream that jack noir deleted my tumblr and reset my phone while i pretended to be dead, man fuck that guy lmao

#tmos talks #i 'woke up' in the dream and my coworkers were having a conversation in the background like they were in my living room which was?? odd lol #very funny trying to restart your phone against dream logic with your coworkers almost like a podcast #WAIT. my god its like 1:30 jack noir was a goddamn stress dream! im going back to bed LMAO

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sleepygaymerdisease · 10 months

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writing silly shit with my friends is very fun i think i should do this more often

#i often get the urge to research things i write about even if i already know the topic which makes this EXTREMELY funny. sorry guys cant #talk im looking at the wikipedia page for grand pianos. sorry this is taking me a while guys but im deciding which gag to reference.#sorry guys give me a minute im deciding whether or not this should go by cartoon logic or be taken seriously in this moment.#because cartoony doesnt always mean its the funniest option. really have to decipher this one. just one more minute while i look up #looney tunes noises and decide which one i should try typing out and where. also give me a sec to draw these bits out like a dork #anis gaymer moments

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vogelmeister · 11 months

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i love looking at shit you write when you're trying to learn a language because like,,, take this for example

B: Ja, ik kan bestel nu . Ik wil graag vis met de soep, en zal ik drink witte wijn? Nee, ik neem rode wijn. Misschien de Duitse wijn? Duitse wijn is de beste!

Ober: Zeker. Voor jou, ik zal even een lepel halen. Voor de soep. En zal jullie een voorgerecht ?

A: Nee. O! Heb je kaas met brood?

Ober: Ja. We hebben ook bitterballen. Het is ons nieuwe menu van Nederlands eten.

B: Bitterballen? Lekker.

A: Ik vind bitterballen lekker. Wat eet je liever, bitterballen of kaas met brood.

B: Ik eet graag bitterballen, altijd. Mag we een portie bitterballen?

Ober: Je vindt bitterballen en kaas lekker? Je moet deze kaasbitterballen een proeven. Ze zijn heerlijk!

like... you can tell homegirl is out here, trying to squeeze in every last morsel of dutch she learned. she is creating a story, but she also has written weird shit like "i bring you a spoon" and the whole "wat eet je liever" just to show that she knows that shit. good for her. come back soon.

#ALSO i know there are errors in this bc when i copy pasted this over i had to remove the comments from my dutch teacher #its mainly shit like me forgetting inversie conjugation and not logical shit so my point actually stands #so like i am well aware of the flaws here but im also here to show you what i wrote above all #actually idk what here in particular was not logical bc there was a bit after that was like unnatrual but thats not here is it #no #also this may be the homework where i actually sent in the wrong version sob sob cry cry ofc there were mistakes #i thought it was very funny of me to be like “you like cheese? you like bitterballen? try the FUCKING CHEESE BITTERBALLEN”#i found that hilarious at the time #hey im here to entertain #also i originally used the names of my ocs here lol but idk i just changed them to a and b here bc it doesnt matter

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wizardnuke · 2 years

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what's funnier for a meet-ugly fic. if it's a meet-ugly from the start ("we first met each other in a holding cell") or if it starts cute ("my grocery bag tore open on the street and they helped me pick everything up, also I got their number") and then gets ugly ("I didn't call them because I was busy and five days later we met again, in a holding cell")

#warning. long tags that got wildly off topic real fast. there's caleb meta in here #I think it's the difference between them being like 'huh. who's this guy' and the spiderman pointing meme #fic im writing doesn't have this thru a ship lens but it has a similar thing except like. it's a meet ugly where they don't exactly meet #but they see each other #smash cut four years later spiderman pointing meme in a holding cell YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE #pov you're trying to convince everyone you're interacting with (while in the holding cell) (well. a dungeon) that you're an assassin from #another country but your mother in law is in the next cell over and she CLEARLY recognizes you and does NOT believe the show you're #putting on because context from the prev time you were around each other states you are not loyal to that country and that you are also a #lying liar who lies shamelessly at the first chance you get if you think it'll get you what you want. and it's making shit complicated #because she visibly wants to ask questions about why the hell you're here but you're under surveillance so she's just staring holes into #ur skull and she doesn't know she's your mother in law. this is the funniest thing I've ever written #it's a HARROWING experience for caleb in the fic. he is terrified out of his mind. but also. it's so so funny. my guy why did u do that #'caleb is a master manipulator' common misconception! he is a conman and scammer! he wishes he could operate on pure unfeeling logic and #intellect but sometimes and even oftentimes he is made of 80% panic minimum and then he commits to the bit #it's a very nuanced complicated situation etc etc but honestly a large part of it is also deirta being like what the fuck is this guy's #plan. why the fuck is he even here. and caleb's internal monologue is 'do NOT accidentally call her mother. do not do fucking not' which #is if anything making it more difficult to not call her mother. big fan of the way he refers to elders with titles I 100% think he would #call her that if he and essek were officially together. 'caleb has good social skills and awareness' common fucking misconception he is a #conman and scammer and knows vaguely what to say to get what he wants or more often how to direct attention away from what he's doing but #when he's just Being Caleb he gets to the fuckin point and that lady is his mother in law and he would refer to her as such even if #that's. a fascinating choice to make given everything about essek and also the lingering political situation between the empire and dynasty #I love caleb sooooo much I think he makes a good few snap decisions that are objectively DEEPLY unhinged and I think abt that a lot #calebs not a stable guy! I think it's rlly interesting how not stable he is even when he's doing well he has a few screws loose up there!#this is coming from someone who can relate to the irrational thinking that mental illness does I think he just sees point A to point B and #Does Shit. that's why he fireballs people when he knows it's going to trigger him. it's why he told essek to get it together instead of #killing him- he saw an ally. his morality and his decision making skills are removed from normal logic bc fuck normal logic he's caleb #widogast (sometimes- he goes by a fake name and considers himself entirely seperate from bren while he also holds himself accountable for #the crimes that bren was manipulated into committing) and its why he's Like That and I think he's neat.#I'm done now. what is this.

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sanpape · 10 months

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Honestly the cut scene where nishiki drives kiryu out of kamuricho to the woods to escape the dojima clan was probably the most emotional a cut scene has ever made me. That swell of emotion was dampened mildly when kiryu decided to steal nishiki's car.

He really went l+ratio+i'd be nothing without + we'll always be blood brothers+ but not really+ I'm stealing your car.

#yakuza zero spoilers #im trying not to spoil anything #but this game is like. 7 years old so. uh #yakuza zero #i understand why he had to steal the car. i really do #logically it makes sense to me. but its still funny #sanpape pl yakuza

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mxdotpng · 10 months

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trying to figure out the best way to intricately mold a graces roleswap au just for me

#.text #my go to currently is asbel -> sophie -> richard #so that asbel is protos heis. sophie is the princess. and richard is from lhant.#because i think the idea of a 13yo asbel being the Famed Weapon of Fodra Fame is really. really funny.#and also because i like the parallels between richard and sophie. so sophie is the antagonist now.#sorry i only swap the protagonists its all in good fun and character dynamics i dont get to see because of Circumstances #but also because the side characters in this game revolve around who and what they are so intricately that i think trying to #swap them around would actually just end up losing their character.#like i think you COULD swap malik with say pascal but you cant swap pascal with anyone and have the same character #since her involvement with the plot is Because of her character #i could attempt to switch hubert with pascal as the local genius for example but what would then become of pascal #because ultimately the only reason hubert ended up with the party is because he was ordered to. and realized he wanted to stay.#and he is a logical person who does not consider his feelings much save for his pride and trust. so if you took away him being ordered #around. i do not see him staying.#though i could switch hubert with cheria. because i think even if asbel wasn't the Older brother i think they would still be Brothers #so he would become the healer and stay out of what he feels is obligation to asbel.#but then my original intent was to switch cheria and hubert so then itd look like im just playing favorites....#WHICH I AM. so who cares actually. cheria the childhood friend who was forced to move away as a child #but then pascal is NOT an easy person to swap with which is the problem !!#if i swapped her and malik those two would end up in the same position but with like slightly different entrances #whatever. WHATEVER. ill think about it later #graces

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neromardorm · 2 years

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Loren and Sincere are my most mc-like ocs. They're just here for the adventure. Meanwhile Jun is shaking the mirror, yelling, screaming "LET ME OUTTTTTT" like a cat being forced into a bath

#ramblings #reluctant mcs are funny to me okay. like im well aware jun sucks as a typical twst yuu but thats why i like them.#i get to force this creature into magical endeavors and watch them try and logic their way out of it but ultimately get stuck on the magic #just yeah. nonbelievers in magical settings. im a fan

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ride-a-dromedary · 2 years

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I feel like so many articles written about the Orville, but specifically about Isaac, kind of just completely miss any kind of nuance the show offers and try to shoe horn comparisons with no concluding point.

#like it's almost funny tbh #im trying to explain this in a way that makes sense #but they take him far too literally as 'i do not things for any other reasons other than efficiency and logic'#like i feel as though that kind of completely misses the point of the idea of differentiation of feeling - of exploring #the nuance of differentiation and evolution of individualism #idk maybe i'm spinning wheels in the mud #but stop trying to convince me that isaac has made no progress in understanding #no progress in attempting the complexities of biological interaction and relationship #it has been established *several* times now that isaac's thought process is far too complicated #to store it in the 'complete opposite of wanting to be human like data narrative'#Jemi talks the Orville #like ed is right - the whole thing about isaac is that he is both everything and nothing projected on to him

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starlooove · 1 year

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I think Gavin should have a wife who’s vigilante name would be Eurydice, and if they had a kid their vigilante name should be Musaeus (sound based vigilante - maybe direct enemies with music meister or smth idc) bc I want more happy blk families

#Orpheus and Eurydice forreal #instead of dying imma just use DC logic and say he got out with a scar and some damage to his vocal chords #something that actually fucked him up for a while #but anyways that’s a diff post #I think it’d be funny if they were on an interdimensional thing and got the attention of Diana and subsequently the Gods #half of them think it’s cute half of em think it’s insulting #latter half try to show them the true tale of Orpheus and Eurydice #and try to kill her so Orpheus goes down to get her #Gavin loves his wife tho so he’d step in front of the blast or fuck up the process #and Eurydice goes and gets him #little reverse #and Eurydice fights them out #everything ends up ok bc im tired of blk characters being done dirty #this would all be in eurydice's debut #and i think at the end they should get blessed by the muses or apollo or smth #as a treat #the kid is way down the line btw for now they’re just a power couple #oooh maybe they say they’re gonna bless Orpheus and Eurydice’s kid and they’re like that’s dead bc they’re not planning on having kids #and then they’re patrolling Gotham #and there’s this street singer #who’s almost. enchanting the crowd. swindling most definitely but there’s no reason for those powers to be that effective #cue corny that ass line #‘Orpheus….did they say the kid would be BIOLOGICALLY ours’#Disney uh oh with a close up to his face and cut to ads 💀#anyways whatever that’s just me

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spacedebris1993 · 2 years

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Biting maiming etc mad i cant do art the way i want and have the time for it

#i want tooo make funny comics but i dont have the spacee for nice digital ones #and im frustrated i cant do it all in one sitting #<- enraged at the process needing to take more steps because of my situation #logically i know i can pick back up a comic and finish it nicely instead of trying to get it all done at once but emotionally???#still fighting my internal battles and im stubborn abt changing tactics #writing this post to accept defeat/actually change tactics

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