#im uh. gonna leave it at those tags this is all nonsense so just. enjoy.

[shierak-inavva]

oh god. oh boy.

AS YOU MAY ALL REMEMBER, i have the Big Complicated ASOIAF/dragon family AU that i keep populating with different ships and whew boy, here we are once again.

sooooo.......this isn't actually targaryen-centric directly--this is actually set in the valyrian freehold just before the doom of valyria because my dumb little monkey brain was like 'what if sauron in this au had a hand in that?' i mean, volcanoes and general apocalyptic chaos....anyways

so their part of The Big Dragon AU is BEFORE all the others--and their story is a fun little doomed romance between the daughter of one of the 40 dragonlord houses and a sorcerer who craves power that ends in tragedy and a blood curse on the targaryens (👀) through their union. and the doom of valyria, y'know, in the background.

[ashestospace-fics]

Let's try it out

Character: Diavolo from Obey me!

Reader: Male

Tags: boobjob (reader Receiving) oral

G: Smut/lemon

A/n: man I just wanted to get ingulf in his tits it's okay?

Masterlist

"you do know it was a joke right?" Your voice had a mixture of horror and concern as Diavolo drag you along to his room. His usual smile on his face now had determined eyes in his expression as he opens the doors to his quarters. A part of you was hating on Asmo for opening his mouth, but thanking him profusely for your current situation.

You let out a deep sigh as you looked away scratching your chin. "Okay fine... I guess we can try it out if you really want to.." you mumble out.

" Nonsense! This just gives us more room to experiment on better ways to pleasure each other!" He said more excited than you expected. Your face was heating up again as he sat you down on the overly large bed. You almost sank down on it, as he places both hands as support on the bed on each side next to you. Diavolo towered over you with ease, a puppy dog expression as he looked down at you.

"Ahaha I knew you'll want to try it out" he responded with his booming laughter as he leans down to kiss the top of your head.

Try what out? Well, you see...

...

"Oh oh oh! You guys want to know what Y/n favorite little sexual thing to get is?" Asmo suddenly coo'e in Diavolos and the brother's direction.

You spat your drink from where you sat as your ears picked up the sly voice.

"Asmo!" You blurt out already standing up.

Lucifer sigh as he holds his nose bridge. "Asmo you s-"

"Oh, what will that be?" Diavolo responded in a curious tone before Mammon could caught in. You let out a panic scream from where you stood.

"Apparently he really into getting boob job by guys-" "Asmo! Shut up, shut up" you wrap your hands around his mouth trying to silence him. He just started laughing as he shakes you off with ease.

" awe but I haven't even got to tell them the rest!" Asmo kept circling around you as your face blew up in embarrassment.

"That's why you shouldn't even trust him with those things," Satan says with a sigh, Mammon, and Levi slowly touch their chest as a sad and dreadful expression cover their faces.

"Damn it this is so unfair..." Levi whispers out as he turns around, Mammon almost faked cry.

"Will you two stop..." You mumble out as you groan loudly as you didn't look up at the two golden eyes piercing into your soul. Already cursing at whatever weird questions were gonna come out of this from your boyfriend.

...

And that's pretty much how you ended up here, Diavolo ended up cornering you and asking you questions and dragging you into his room to try this out. It couldn't be even more embarrassing how at ease he was as he slowly took his uniform off. Your face heating up as each button that he undid made a sound that vibrated against your ears as he leans close to you. A layer of clothing falling off his stone like body as he kept direct eye contact with you. Smiling ever sweetly to you was enough to have your stomach stirring.

Your own hands finding their way to his waist, fingers locking around the loop belt of his pants as he was finally into the last layer, his button-up shirt. You shallow dry, his shirt was so tight on him. Hugging his torso so nicely as it shows the piercing of his nipples against the thin fabric. His pecs were just so perfectly sculptures, it never failed to make your mouth water how surprisingly soft they were every time you manage to get a hold of them.

"You look like your already enjoying this, hm heh I'm glad" your eyes shoot back up to him. Cheeks heating up by getting caught staring, but could he blame you? He was putting up a show for you with how slow he was going, once his hands started unbuttoning his shirt, and the view of his valley started to show. Your breath got caught on your throat as your hands went behind him and gave his ass a tight squeeze.

"Fuck...you really like teasing huh?" You mumble out as he finally shrugged the shirt off his shoulders as he smiles at your desperate look. A hum leaving his throat at the feeling of your hands leaving his ass and up his chest to knead one of his tits.

"It's fun" he simply said laughing at you puckering your lips. Both hands now squeezing his chest as your thumbs rolled around his nipples. A shaky sigh passes his lips at the feeling, his back arching once you pinch and pull on them. A heavy groan passing his throat as he let you press forward. Your lips kiss and sucked in his chest as your fingers kept rubbing and pinching his now hard nubs as he looked down at you. His breathing starting to go heavy against his chest.

His chest wasn't always this sensitive, but ever since you started giving it so much attention. His body started to react more each time your hot mouth wrap around his skin. He bites down his lip, holding back another chuckle at the feeling of your erection pressing against him. Both his large hands pull your head back making you look up at him with a pop from your lips. Drool passing your lips he clean it off with his thumb.

"That will do" he whispers out as he lowers himself between your legs. Your breathing was slow and heavy against your chest as you lifted your waist up to let him take care of removing your pants and trousers. Hissing at the cold air once your cock hit your lower stomach with a bounce. His index finger press against the tip and swirl it, as that everlasting smile on his face almost turns dark for just a moment as he slowly stroke it down to the base.

"Your so hard already y/n..." He mumbled out as he kept stroking you slowly, his grip was just overwhelming with the size of his hand as he looked up at your panting face. Quiet moans falling off your lips, "h-heh well yeah, uh..fuck do you have lube around from last time?" You moan in between your words as you squinted an eye shut when he stops. You wanted so bad to thrust your hips but contain yourself.

"No need" he simply said as he holds you down by your hips. You raise a brow before you threw your head back. Diavolo took you in one go completely down his throat down to your hips. Your hand flew to grip on his hair as he stood still to sucked you in, his throat clenching around you and vibrating by his own moans as he slowly pulled away as he sucked hard. You let out drag a moan as he stops at the tip. A content looks in his hungry eyes as he let go of you with a pop.

"Fuck, warn me next time" you whine out as you tried calming down at the sudden stimulation. He kissed the tip in return as he sat upon his knees as he got taller for his chest to level with your now throbbing length. "Haha did I caught you off guard?" He responded with a knowing tone as he looked down at you.

You inhale slowly as he pushes your length between the warmth of his chest, sucking it in until your tip was the only thing in view as he leans down to your hips. You moan loudly as he started to move up and down, his elbows pressing his tits together as he kept a slow pace. His own quiet groans stirring you up as his eyes dig into your figure. Your mouth was going dry as you pull yourself you grabbed his chest and squeeze it as your hips thrust up. His breath got caught on his throat as he almost stumbles back as you started to thrust up. His tongue meeting down to give your tip puppy dog licks every time it meets up to his face.

You groan loudly as you pinch and kneaded his chest as your pace became out of rhythm as your climax started to build up. Diavolo panted as he felt almost hypnotized by your actions. His body reacting a bit too much to his own liking at the simple feeling of your hands and cock between his tits.

"I-im gonna cum, ah fuck cumming" you moan out desperately as your pace went frantic. Diavolo Open his mouth once you pulled away already knowing what was coming, as you stroke your cock you came on his face. His tongue stuck out to catch as much as he could as licked and swallow it down. You back falling back to hit the bed as you wanted loudly. He hummed loudly as he rose up and straddle you in place.

"That was fun!" He said as he pushes down your hair back as you catch your breath.

"H-heh yeah, jeez what are your tits made off" you blurt out meeting him up to kiss his lips. He just grins back.

"Good to know you enjoyed it dear, now let's continue, you have me all riled up from just simple touches"

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

It's December 1st. Whose screaming Christmas carols, whose baking Christmas treats, whose decorating, who doesn't care, whose putting up mistletoe everywhere, whose shopping for presents every second, who forgot presents, who purposely didn't get presents and whose constantly asking for a puppy? (Sorry this so long, I just kept getting ideas!)

IM SORRY THIS IS DAYS LATE BUT I L O V E CHRISTMAS I HAVE TO DO THIS ONE. ALSO FORGIVE ME THIS IS /LONG AS FUCK/--the ipliersthe jim twins are as excited as, well, a kid on christmas morning. wearing santa hats, candy canes in their mouths, they even decorated their mic in red and green ribbon. the two practically shrieking out christmas songs -- much to everyone's annoyance "CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE--""jesus christ," dark snaps, "can you two knock it off?! it's only the first--""WOULD YOU LIKE A MORE MODERN SONG OF JOY." jim twin #1 asks, holding up a worn book of christmas carols -- the same one they've had since they were 4. passed on from dear old Mother Jim."no! this season is so grossly happy and joyful -- leave me to work--""I, DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS." jim twin #2 starts off as dark covers his ears. why did they have to be the loudest egos? why cant they see how shitty of a holiday christmas is?!"THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED, DONT CARE ABOUT--"dark gets an idea and smirks. knowing one way he can get them to leave him alone. "santa isn't real."the two twins share an offended and angry look, mouths open, did he just?!"christmas was a pagan festival of gifts before being appropriated by romans based on the Odin myth."the jim twins cringe, holding their dear caroling book closer -- he...he has to be lying!"who is the god of war and death."the jim twins turn away offended as all hell. jim twin #1 throwing a candy cane in dark's face and hissing. "SHUN THE NONBELIEVER, JIM.""SHUN."they then run off to go do whatever christmas activity next -- dark hoping they won't take this caroling /publicly/.******ed edgar and silver shepherd are cooking in the kitchen. ed is a surprisingly good cook -- especially around the holidays. just ask anyone who's been to his thanksgiving or christmas dinners. silver only tagged along because he was tired of dark being a joy sucker out of the season."now," ed chuckles, "we're gon' need about a store's worth of flour.""...what?! wh--ed, why do we need a store's worth.""uh, /excuse you, youngin'/," ed points at his pink and white apron. almost annoyed, "this apron calls me chef in charge 'round here. you follow, don't question.""ed. first of all, that's wilford's apron. second of all, we probably only need one bag at most for gingerbread cookies. why would we need a--""listen. i'm only making one gingerbread man fo' everybody 'round here -- i take home the rest.""how...much exactly is the rest?""350."silver shepherd sighs, taking off his mask and gloves. ed still smiling away as if his idea was normal. well, no arguing with a stubborn man like ed. he grabs his car keys from the table as ed follows him, "your limit is 50 dollars for the ingredients." he mumbles. "i knew you'd come 'round!" ed wraps an arm around silver, "we're gon' have so much fun with these lil old cookies! i even have a homemade sugar icing recipe! i'll even make a lil cape fo' yours!" he silently doubted it but hey, its a hell of a lot better than spending his free time with an angry and annoyed dark. ******bim tugged the host along, holding onto the sleeve of his trenchcoat gently as he lead him into the meeting room. the tall green christmas tree standing proudly in the corner. decorations of red and green and gold littered the meeting room's table. the smell of pine hits the host before anything -- taking him back to his own cabin in the woods long ago. the trees covering him away from the world as he...the host shook his head. he hated those memories. he hated those dark times. he hated it all."wilford put us in charge of the tree this year," bim smiled to himself, "i know its a challenge with erm...""i'm blind?""yeah, that." bim sighs, grabbing the box of lights and unrolling them gently, handing the ball to the host, who held it with a strange look on his face."w-what's poking me?""lights, silly!" bim giggles. the sound making the host blush and laugh along. any time bim was happy, he was happy. "now, i'm gonna loop around the tree. you just follow along, yeah? tell me if ya get dizzy and we can slow down.""the host nods, holding the bundle of lights close to his chest. ready for the decorations -- reminding him of his most favorite time of year."bim shakes his head and laughs, "you can't ever turn that off, can you?""the host cannot."the two start off steady and slow. the host following bim's footsteps. he could hear the jim twins playing 'i'll be home for christmas' in the next room over -- their office space. "those two can never get tired of christmas, i swear.""the host reminds bim that it's worse for him since his own office is right next door to the twins."bim giggles, "well, hope ya like christmas as much as them." it's when bim giggles does the host wish he had his sight back. what'd he give to see his smile (although, according to dark, it looks like his -- he doubt it. bim was handsome, charming, while his smile held back pain he swallowed down.)in those small moments of thinking and wishing, the host stays in place. the lights tangling as bim gets wrapped up with the host, groaning as the tree falls gently against them. the two tied chest to chest, bim's hands resting on the host's hips. "um..." bim laughs nervously, blushing away, "hostie, bud, we're tangled.""i...is that you against me?""yeah...i'll -- i'll get us out!!"the music drowns out bim's struggles as he pulls at the lights. the host's thoughts screaming at him -- tell him!! now's your chance!! confess!!"i love...i love--""hmm?" bim perks up, "sorry, wasn't listening, what do you love?""t...this song!! i, i love it, it's my favorite christmas song."he stops and hears bim laugh again, humming along, "its a good song."the host goes along with the lie, singing along as bim rests his head on the host's shoulder to get around to the lights behind him. "if only in my dreams."yeah, only in his dreams -- bim had matthias, what did he have? nothing but his dreams of what could be with the two of them. at least, for a moment, he had the courage to change that. maybe that's what he'll ask for this year; courage. ******dark crossed his arms and continued to work in his office. he could smell cookies baking, he could hear christmas songs being sung, and he could see holly being hung in the halls. how stupid -- the other egos should be /working!/ do they think they can take over mark's channel with all this fooling around?! he slams the laptop he'd been using shut and stares out his window. even the fuckin' /city/ was covered in red and green, fake reindeer and sleighs all around, snowmen (who bought fake snow to LA?!) waving in the cold breeze. he face palms himself. a headache coming on. he hated winter, he hated christmas, he hated everything about the holidays.it...brought back memories he didn't want to dwell on. memories of christmas morning...in a mansion of some sort. fuzzy memories of a woman, a man, and that damned mark -- all enjoying...hot chocolate with marshmallows. opening gifts like.../a family/."heeeeey darkidoo," wilford bursts into his office. the jim twins still throwing (sharpened to a point) candy canes at dark's door. "what do you want, wil?""geez," he shuts the door, dark's back turned towards him, "what's up with the jims? ya do something?""other than not engaging them in their childish behavior -- not, i did nothing." he sighs, "did you finish the weekly schedule for this month's programming on Markiplier TV?""gimmie another day--""damnit, wil! stop -- just stop! stop with this foolish nonsense, this holly jolly bullshit! i hate this season and i hate the way it makes everyone--" he stops as he hears wilford set down something on his desk and wrap an arm behind him. hugging him. "dark," he sighs, "just...take it easy, okay? it's december -- at least be happy the year's almost over, and be happy you still got us. hell, be happy some egos are working like doc and google." he smiles, "just...be happy we're all still here to celebrate the season. and nobody's gone."there's silence as dark hangs his head low. "i'll leave you alone for a while. i gotta confiscate the candy canes from the jims. i'll see you at home, dark."he squeezes around dark once more and moves to leave, stopping before he opens the door, "oh! i...i found that while looking for the christmas tree in the storage back home. i...i have a feeling it's yours. broke it in for ya!" he laughs as he leaves. dark turns around to see a black mug with a cursive 'D' on it. an intense emotion of...nostalgia rushing over him despite not remembering the mug. he stares out the window again as he holds the hot mug to him. he looks down to see hot chocolate and marshmallows. he smiles and sips the hot drink. this season isn't so bad after all with people like wilford in his life.--the septiceyesthis...was going to be the best surprise, marvin thought to himself. thanks to a new trick he'd learned -- he successfully figured out how to move the mistletoe to wherever he wanted, as if he had hung them everywhere. he was sure it'd be a laugh to see everyone's reactions. making anti kiss the pizza delivery guy, making dr. schneeplestein kiss whatever old patient he was seeing, maybe making robbie kiss his reflection. it'd be hilarious nonetheless. marvin, the marvelous magician, shall wow and dazzle his fellow egos!!he hid behind the couch in the lobby of their headquarters, where they hold their meetings, and waited.and waitedand waited/and waited/.growing tired as nobody walked by, had they found out about his plan? did nobody just need to come this way?he saw jackieboy man walk by and perked up, using his wand to move the mistletoe closer under him, rushing out the door to call him back as he left."j-jackie!! hey...oh shit," he looked up as he noticed he was directly under the mistletoe.jackieboy raised an eyebrow before looking up. "aha, you want to meet me here?" he smirks, catching marvin's chin in his fingers, flipping down his mask and red hoodie, soft green hair cascading down his face. a blush crossing marvin's cheek."just us two? alone here, the christmas decorations and lights lighting up your face so softly...""um, i mean--""here? under..." jackieboy looks up. suggestive. marvin not knowing if it was humanly possible to blush anymore."jackie...""THE MISTLEFOE?!""wha--" he ducked as jackieboy tackled him, wrestling him to the floor as chase and anti walked by. anti shouting as chase winced."get the magic nerd!! get the magic nerd!!" anti shouts"THE HELL IS A MISTLEFOE?!" marvin yells as he taps out with his wand from jackieboy man's headlock. ripping away his cat mask."pssh, the mistlefoe!! put two people under that," jackieboy points to the mistletoe, "and have 'em duke it out, fight and stuff. you dont know about the best winter tradition?""erm...its actually meant for the two to--" chase is cut off as marvin uses his wand to seal his lips shut, chase giving him the middle finger and pointing to his lips.marvin used his magic to burn the magic mistletoe attached to the doorframe. cringing as jackieboy man helped him up. helping him walk to dr. schneep's office"better luck next year, magic boy!!""....i hate working here," marvin coughs as he waits for the doctor. this, was going to be a very long winter. ******the doctor clocks out early, waving goodbye to the other egos....at 10 am, after working for 45 minutes."dude, ya can't just up and leave!! we need help with decorating!! and baking the cookies!!" jackieman boy yells as chase nearly stumbles carrying in the tree. "i must!!" the doctor yells, "chase, you are in charge until i get back at...well, just know you're all working late tonight!"chase gives a thumbs up, pointing at anti as he walks by, already directing them all.the drive to the mall isn't too long, he runs towards the opening, still in his doctor uniform. this time of year was perfect for his giving heart. already having a mile long list of gift ideas for every one of the egos in his pocket, his credit card with his savings from all his paychecks since last year loaded onto it -- no price limit for anyone!! and he finally healed from his injuries after black friday and cyber monday!! (hey, those internet shoppers are no joke)he practically skips into the mall with glee at the decorations. giant christmas gift boxes, fake snow, even a 'winter wonderland' with a fake santa -- wait...was that his patient bobby dressed up? bobby with the bad smoking habit?"i hope he cleaned up for the kiddies," schneep says to himself as he rushes into the first store -- a new camera for chase on the top of his list!!he gets everyone everything -- new knife collection for anti!! a new tux for marvin!! every single marvel movie for jackieboy man!! stuffed animals and candy for robbie!! a top hat for dapper jack!!and that's just for the first day of december, he plans to do this all until christmas eve, already having different wrapping for each ego's gift. until he sees it. his own personal wish. the 35 book set of medical mysteries -- all in order, and all for him.until another hand touches the set too. dr. iplier staring at him from the other side of the shelf. downright glaring. "henrik.""edward."the two stare back in spite -- no, schneep /needed this/. he worked too damn long this year to be bested by some quack doctor ego."aha," schneep laughs, obviously fake, "what are you doing here?""shopping for christmas. i was just looking at this book set i wanted for myself."fuck. schneep tugs on the set. dr. iplier's hand not going away. "oh, really?" he smiles coldly, "so. was. i."dr. iplier tugs, schneep tugs, the two turning into a tug of war before schneep pulls him against the wooden shelf in the bookstore, yelling as they fight it out. the early morning shoppers crowding around them, recording as schneep hold dr. iplier in a headlock. "THOSE BOOKS ARE MINE, YOU PRICK.""OVER MY DEAD BODY, QUACK.""OH THAT CAN BE ARRANGED, BITCH.""TRY ME, YOU ASSHOLE."schneep pulls out the scalpel he keeps in his pocket. the two fighting more, knocking displays over and taking it outside to the winter wonderland exhibit. children running and screaming as they crash into santa's sleigh. finally -- they're broken apart by santa (bobby). schneep grabbing his items from the bookstore and rushing out the mall. not wanting to deal with police or security. wiping away tears as he drives back. thankfully -- good old smoking santa (bobby), his faithful patient, was head of security at the mall. "its christmas," he later told schneep on the phone (and dr. iplier), "just...stay outta the mall for a good two days and i'll pretend not a single thing happened"schneep wiped away tears as he layer learned -- hey, the bookstore had tons of copies of the book set they were fighting over, that was just a display!he, however blushes as chase, anti, and robbie crowd around chase's phone. the video from his fight going viral online. "doc!! you're trending under #ThoseBooksAreMine!! that's awesome as hell, you'll be a meme!!" chase praises. schneep shakes his head. nursing the black eye he has. he knows it'll be worth it when he sees their laughing and happy faces on christmas day.because he knows damn well, marvin would forget presents and anti would die before he got presents for anyone else.******"a puppy!!" chase smiles as he walks into their ego headquarters with anti. heavy coats and scarves on. a smaller dog being walked by a young boy trotting on. "ew." anti drinks the starbucks chase bought him, "dogs are gross--"chase gasps, "i...am offended on behalf of all dogs, dude!!" "what? its a dirty animal that tracks mud and barely listens.""sure you're not describing yourself, dude?" chase jokes as anti rolls his eyes. "how could you want a little disgusting creature like that?""they're cute, they're playful, they cuddle up to ya when its cold, they bark!!" chase goes on and on, sitting down in the meeting room as they wait for the others, "they keep ya company, they nip at ya when they're hungry, they...they love you unconditionally...they...won't be taken away from ya," he stops, sniffling. tears forming in his eyes, memories of christmases long gone hitting him. seeing his son and daughter excitedly wake up him and stacey to open gifts. going ice skating. baking cookies.shit."...chase?"chase shakes his head and wipes a tear, "sorry, bro. i...i'm just caught up in my feelings. this time of year and, missing my kids."anti looks down into his coffee cup. damn, chase has been through a lot. he's the only ego who keeps it together -- not like him who just...glitches out at emotions. "...it's fine." anti grumbles under his scarf, "i'm sure this christmas will be...okay.""really?" "...yeah, really. even with that stacey keeping the kids, this christmas will be worthwhile. i mean, we got...decorating and shit to do today. that'll take your mind off it, right?""y-yeah, and the kids are suppose to call after school...and, and stacey's letting me come to their christmas play!! you're right, for once, anti!!" chase smiles and hugs him, anti awkwardly patting back. "okay...hug's been too long, don't push it chase.""sorry."...everyone had called chase a dumbass to give a copy of his apartment keys to anti. everyone had doubted anti would show any spirit in the season. everyone had doubted chase would get anything he really wanted for christmas, even schneeplestein.anti snuck into chase's apartment that christmas eve. chase down for the night in his bedroom. a small 4 foot christmas tree decorated in lights and ordainments in the corner of his living room. a letter from his kids (that anti skimmed through) on the table. "let's prove all those dicks back at hq wrong," he whispers to the bundle in his arms. setting it under the tree. it'd been absolute hell to get anyone to allow him to take home chase's gift. grunting as he sat on the couch and nodded off into sleep. the dalmatian puppy slept too, a red collar around it's neck, tail wagging in its sleep as it was thankful for anti for getting him out of the cold shelter. excited to meet his new master in the cold christmas morning.