problematicnightingale

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I sure do love being a contrarian

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Tiktok should not only have stayed banned in the US of America but should be banned from the planet.

Tiktok never should have existed to begin with. It has perminantly ruined our species. The world as I knew it is over because of this shit app that has infested and influenced every part of society for the worst.

Fuck everyone who was involved in it's creation, fuck all creators on it, fuck anyone who purchases from their shit shop, and honestly, fuck you if you ever use it at this point. I actually hate you. I don't care if you're an independent business or whatever the reason it is you use. The world was better before shittok existed and you are a part of the problem if you participate in it!

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Them: Why do you hate people?

Me: More then 80% of them p0p their j8ints on purpse 🤮

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90.3% of you are the reason that World War III and a great recession is happening

Is it rude/impolite to pop your joints in public?

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Actually I can tell now that everyone wants to be me but without the perminent depression and anxiety and social isolation.

I think they do want the autism though.

If you want to replicate my style it comes with the whole package though, sorry. Being your pre-pandemic self is free though and you'll probably be happier too!

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I didn't realize I've ranted here twice about knuckle crackers.

I'm going to launch a full scale war on them.

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I feel like I am an oppressed minority with how much I loath joint cracking. Most people on this website and in the world seem to like it and I think that is disgusting. It triggers my sensory issues. Neurotypicals being gross as usual!

I think it’s perfectly justified for me to hate my oppressors (joint crackers) and even want them dead!

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does anyone want to be stabbed? I’m in a stabby mood.

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Sometimes, when I hate myself, I remember that there are actually people who have found “I’m bald” and “vanilla extract” funny and I feel so much better.

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Fiction: *affecting reality*

Reality: *affecting fiction*

Me: hey you guys should make out!

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Except the reason aliens don't visit us and God has abandoned the human race is because of knuckle cracking. It's pretty evident that the aliens are grossed out, not scared.

I mean come on, that shit sounds like nails on a chalkboard.

Humans cracking their knuckles as an intimidation tactic against aliens

Can you imagine being an alien and this thing just broke its bones at you?????

I'd be scared tbh

Why did it make that noise

That's a bone breaking noise

It's like those ppl who bite off their acrylics before a fight

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None of this would be happening if we ended just humanity, you know.

It is very simple.

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let’s celebrate earth day by being kind to the planet and killing ourselves 🍄🍃

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Sorry, I think I accidentally sacrificed your friends and family and the love of your life in order to make the moon eclipse the sun forever and ever. I hope I didn't inconvenience you. Do you want a cookie?

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um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors

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the only facism i tolerate is ecofacism