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9 celebrities that have mastered the art of trolling
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It's Troll Week on Mashable. Join us as we explore the good, the bad, and the ugly of internet trolling.
Here's something you might not realize: Celebrities are some of the best trolls on the internet.
Just think about it. They're online constantly, they have millions of people praising and criticizing them daily, and most of them won't suffer fools. Whether they're clapping back at insults, or slinging their own, they're A-list trolls.
SEE ALSO: Ken M and the lost art of 'do no harm' trolling
You don't even have to be a fan of most mega-famous celebrities in order to appreciate their sharp responses and quick-witted lampoons online. For example, I've never listened to a full Cher album — I know, I'm sorry — but her Twitter game has turned me into one of her biggest fans.
If you can appreciate a good troll, here are nine expert celebrity experts you need to follow:
1. Rihanna 
Rihanna doesn't have time for anyone's bullshit. Not now, not ever. And that's precisely what her online presence conveys.
Earlier this month, she jokingly shared an Instagram meme to lightly roast her fans who keep asking for new music. 
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i feel attacked. ***valley girl who’s never been attacked voice*** R9 chronicles.
A post shared by badgalriri (@badgalriri) on Oct 4, 2018 at 6:00am PDT
But Rihanna has been coming for her haters for a long time —  like Piers Morgan, her exes, and just about everyone else. Not to worry though, Riri can handle herself just fine.
“@piersmorgan: ps I think @Rihanna needs to grow her hair back. Fast.” grow a dick..... FAST!!!!
— Rihanna (@rihanna) September 9, 2012
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#🏆
A post shared by badgalriri (@badgalriri) on Oct 8, 2016 at 7:29pm PDT
2. Chris Evans
Leave it to Captain America to take an active stance against President Donald Trump.
If you follow Chris Evans, then you know he can't resist taking a shot at Trump whenever he does something particularly despicable, like when he insulted Dr. Christine Blasey Ford after her powerful testimony, discussed Russia's involvement in the American election, or after his press conference following the deadly Charlottesville protest in 2017. 
Evans' ongoing political trolls definitely make him one of the best Chrises. Or, the worst. I honestly can't tell at this point.
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me with this? What is the purpose of this? Was there no other vitriol you could spew to rile up your base and deepen this country’s divide? You used THIS?? Do you even understand the message you’re sending? Where is your sense of human decency? https://t.co/SdEh7fFLtL
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) October 3, 2018
It’s ‘counsel’, Biff. The word is ‘counsel’. I was trying to comprehend how in the world a man, even as moronic as you, can misspell a word he probably reads fifty times a day. But then it dawned on me, you probably only HEAR the word. You don’t read shit. And we all know it. https://t.co/7zZGZRZtkF
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) August 20, 2018
Is anyone else watching this?!? Wow...it's like watching a train wreck!! 'Before I make a statement I need the facts'?! Since when??
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) August 15, 2017
3. Billy Eichner
He began as a major troll on the streets of New York City, but comedian Billy Eichner now takes to Twitter to air his grievances, most of which happen to be political these days.
Maybe you remember when he tweeted this message to help distract many of us from reality?
Choosing to believe that the fireworks over the Capitol today were for the Will & Grace reboot.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) January 20, 2017
Or, perhaps you're more familiar with one of his more recent tweets slamming Senator Susan Collins.
Susan Collins about to bring out Louis CK for a quick set
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) October 5, 2018
Regardless, Eichner's roasts and digs will always be hilarious.
Can I play Lindsay Graham in the movie? I’m very good at shouting random nonsense.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) September 27, 2018
4. Ryan Reynolds
I probably don't need to tell you that Ryan Reynolds is amazing when it comes to trolling people online, so let's just take this moment to appreciate his greatest online hits.
Including that time he wished his wife Blake Lively a very happy birthday.
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Happy Birthday to my amazing wife.
A post shared by Ryan Reynolds (@vancityreynolds) on Aug 25, 2017 at 8:20pm PDT
Or, when he wished someone else's wife a happy anniversary.
Angela. 11 years went by like a lemonade daydream. Words are too clumsy to express what your love means to Jason—which is probably why he had me say it for him. https://t.co/85OuBIC6Zy
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 18, 2018
But his best trolling work is done when he comes for the thing he loves the most: his children.
I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015
5. Lili Reinhart
Lili Reinhart, has made herself extremely vulnerable online, opening up about issues with break outs, anxiety, and relationships. Naturally, she's become a target for harsh online criticisms, but she has taken to responding to even the rudest comments with brilliant humor.
When people questioned what happens in Reinhart's relationship in September, she kindly cleared a few things up.
No no... I tell him to touch me ~everywhere~ and then we eat Chinese food. Get your facts straight, Emily. https://t.co/DNd8oBegMA
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) September 19, 2018
The actress also wasn't afraid to clap back at a now-deleted tweet criticizing her weight a year ago. Time goes on, but Reinhart's wit prevails.
Thank you so much for being concerned about my weight, I'll respond later after I finish my double cheeseburger 😘 https://t.co/5FVhso3VOl
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) May 3, 2017
6. Chrissy Teigen
Pretty much everything model, cookbook writer, and social media maven Chrissy Teigen says online is funny. But Teigen is by far her most hilarious self when she's clapping back at her haters.
Like, that time she criticized Trump, and was told she doesn't live in the "real world."
Yeah I am watching from a fucking throne in space. https://t.co/FVUlhHijFf
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 28, 2017
Or, when she pretended she didn't know where her baby was.
i dunno i can't find her https://t.co/fEj8rFHEMI
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 24, 2016
And, when she pointed out the hypocrisy of a person following her if they're not really a fan.
You have three (3) followers and follow me. https://t.co/N9n3UO2GhI
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 27, 2017
7. Zendaya
If there's one person unwilling to sit back and take criticism, it's Zendaya. The actress has been calling out people on Twitter for years now, and has become known for her smart responses online.
She eloquently called out former E! News host Giuliana Rancic for making a racist comment about her hair in 2015.
pic.twitter.com/q0fOYrv3gc
— Zendaya (@Zendaya) February 24, 2015
Now, the actress mainly serves sarcastic comments to her followers, and has directed most of her energy online into urging people to vote. A more than worthy use of her massive platform.
I’m hilarious. Fact. https://t.co/rhh3eCfiXu
— Zendaya (@Zendaya) September 4, 2018
Mind your business lol https://t.co/4DvzROZvrl
— Zendaya (@Zendaya) October 2, 2018
Have you registered to vote? If not, do that shit!
— Zendaya (@Zendaya) October 7, 2018
8. Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell
There are tons of celebrity couples that love to troll each other online, but none do so as expertly as Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell.
Bell complains about Shepard's...unique home decorating ideas.
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This is not a bit. @daxshepard has sincerely suggested the new home for the lazy boy from his office be in the center of my living room. He made an adorable argument about how epic his TV viewing experience will be if I let him keep it there. The man has lost his mind. #chiphappens
A post shared by kristen bell (@kristenanniebell) on Feb 22, 2017 at 3:24pm PST
Shepard jokingly tweets about leaving Bell for a booze guzzling motorcycle-queen.
So sorry @IMKristenBell, never thought this would happen, but I've met someone else. pic.twitter.com/rtujobtUs6
— dax shepard (@daxshepard) June 14, 2016
But, even better than when they're trolling each other is when they're coming after people who criticize their relationship. For instance, when Shepard blasted Star for attempting to write a story about the possible decline of their marriage.
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The only offensive thing about this bullshit story is that @kristenanniebell isn't doing all this kinkiness out of horniness, but rather a desperate attempt to save her marriage. I think we all know Bell is a lot more gangster than that. I'll now give you until 4PM to comment, Star.
A post shared by Dax Shepard (@daxshepard) on Oct 10, 2018 at 3:01pm PDT
Bell later took to Instagram to comment, saying that she'd love to comment, but "its hard to talk with this ball gag in!" Classic.
9. Cher
Cher is the absolute master when it comes to singing and acting, but perhaps her greatest gift is her ability roast and toast everyone with the greatest of ease.
The singer and actress routinely criticizes Trump, but beyond political outrage Cher is willing and waiting to take on anyone who dares question her. 
Please just take a look at the cornucopia of delicious trolls that Cher has given us:
little Bo Peep She Lost Her Sheep, & Doesnt Know Where 2 Find Them. Little Bro Trump Has Doubled his Rump,& Doesn’t know where 2 Hide it
— Cher (@cher) April 20, 2017
I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna's birthday?
— Cher (@cher) August 21, 2012
IM NOT YELLING… IM CHER👻
— Cher (@cher) June 22, 2016
ipad freezing up! Maybe it’s overwhelmed,because it Just realized A Fabulous DIVA Was touching it ! Can’t really Blame it, “SNAP OUT OF IT”
— Cher (@cher) March 7, 2013
Truly a delightful thing to behold.
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