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kunikidamybeloved · 1 year

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soukoku but 'promise' and 'eren' by jann

chuuya as 'promise'

You tear me apart Look how selfish you are Left me behind when I gave you my life Where are you now How am I supposed to tell them How And you promised that you wouldn't leave before me Tell me why you couldn't keep your promise

dazai as 'eren'

Hi, how'd you get inside? Why'd you cross my mind? Right now of all times Hey You know I won't let you stay You need to get away Go away

I, I don't want to hurt you But I'll have to If you don't leave me alone Me alone I know that you'd rather I do Something else but it's not For you to decide To decide

#chuuya and 'promise' is totally abt how he was feeling when dazai left the PM #the emotional turmoil of that #listen #ok #imagine the bitchass motherfucker who fuckin #led you to the PM in the first place #and who you were partnered with and grew close to #but you dont like him but you trust him with your life #but probably knowing that leaving the PM would be the best for him but it still hurts yknow #emotions are complicated id rather say yipee and pop a cork of the most expensive wine in my collection #<- chuuya when he heard the news #and then his car blew up #and then dazai #yeah i think we all know that dazai definitely fell first #this guys definitely thinking abt chuuya and hides it as plotting or scheming or some shit #but this bitch would self-sabotage so hard and push chuuya away #im dumb and brain dead other people can probably dissect the lyrics and compare it to soukoku better #or utterly destroy and make fun of me #i cant think of soukoku normally or else feelings would start bubbling in my chest for how deep their bond is #and how tragic these two fuckers are #but here #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #psyche talks #analysis #or some shit

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sanityshorror · 2 years

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

STEVE IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER!

(I really hope you get this.)

Steve Aikins from Tennessee. He put his information and photos out there SO MUCH, videos, Skyed with fans (that were underage girls and he proceeded to pull his dick out ON CAMERA)

Oh, and ya know, public meet and greets :)

ALSO, FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE, HERE YA GO. HE IS ONE UGLY MF. IMAGINE LOOKING LIKE THIS AHAHAHA

I am only getting started, Stevie boy. It's time ya get what ya fuckin deserve. Unfortunately, Stevie made the mistake of thinking he was the meanest mf

I'm only mean like this to pedos and rapists like him tho:)<3 yuhhhh.

#HI STEVE HI STEVE HI STEVE

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violetwolfraven · 3 years

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I’m watching A New Hope and like... when Luke’s flying down the Death Star canyon and R2 gets shot...

That was Darth Vader who shot him. Can you imagine what R2 would do if he ever found out he almost got killed by Anakin fucking Skywalker?

*beepbeep*MOTHERFUCKER YOU FUCKIN SHOT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT BITCH YOU OWE ME CHILD SUPPORT FOR ALL THE YEARS IVE BEEN WATCHING OVER AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR BITCHASS OFFSPRING AND LET ME TELL YOU YOU AND PADME WERE THE WORST FUCKING POSSIBLE COMBINATION FOR BREEDING IMPULSE CONTROL—*beepbeep*

#when R2 talks in english in my head #he sounds like ryan reynolds #i’m not sure why #Star Wars #a new hope #r2d2 #anakin skywalker #R2D2 #luke skywalker #leia organa #padme amidala

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