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#improve this guys crops and then get rid of the locust
latenight-dnd · 1 year
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Hey yeah so I talked to the locust and. I’m sorry dawg but they said your crops were ASS. Like, they sucked. Your corn fields? Straight up nasty. Normally they’ll eat anything, but they told me your crops were just really bad. They didn’t even ruin them really, like, Dave across the road is fucked, he has nothing left. But you might have enough to survive the winter. Sorry.
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