#in order im going to list the people those ocs belong to

[artkumanorobin]

(some of the) artfight attacks 2021

[old art backlog 2021]

[citrucee]

Bro I don't even know the names of all your blorbos. Give me the character master mega post!!! I have trouble with names + faces so I'd love a guide to who's who with a little bio about them.

OKAY HERE'S AS MANY OCS AS I COULD FIT HERE LOL I was gonna color this but there's so many i don't think i could. with all the names put out here, you could look them up on my blog and find other pieces of art i've done of them. (though some have no pieces up here yet)

i'm gonna try adding bios to all the characters under the cut :) thank you for sending in this ask and giving me a chance to share!

FOTC Main Story

Vincent - the unwilling protagonist to the story. used to be a legendary hero but people don't know its him without the helmet. adoptive father to Marco. quiet and reserved.

Tony - an ex-Order knight, married to Adrianne. he joins the party along with his husband. kind of a himbo.

Adrianne - a famous duelist who quits dueling to join the party, with an aim to save Marco and dismantle the government. married to Tony. very eccentric.

Marco - The Little Prophet, granted reality-altering powers by the Cosmos. escaped the Headmaster and is now trying to find out what he wants to do with his life as well as avoiding people who want to use his powers for their own gain.

Side Charas

Jackson - hitman that's currently working for the Order. i can't actually talk too much about him since he's in d&d campaign and that would be spoilers. he's stoic and neurotic.

Jacob - driver for Chattering Inc. henchman for Chatterbox. he works with Bagboy to deliver packages. he's also a zombie, essentially. though he keeps a good attitude about it

Anne (Bagboy) - does delivery for Chattering Inc. she's the one that moves the packages around. she's trying not to get too involved with the company since she knows they get kinda shady, but hey it pays well. pretty cheerful and pleasant to be around.

Tío - its honestly kind of hard to describe his role. people just know them as a strange figure that keeps people from going too deep into the Kyorian Jungle. a mysterious, powerful user of magic.

Sammy - a proficient wizard, and Vincent's lost twin sister. she hides away in a tower and studies the imbalances of the Cosmos, hoping to find a fix to its ills. she's very smart, but a bit unhinged at times.

Chatterbox - an avatar and CEO of his own company. is as trustworthy as a used car salesman. no one knows what shady deals he's getting up to.

Amy - an avatar and keeper of a magical library, which he's bound himself to in order to keep it safe. calm and collected, if not quite lonely.

Kyrvon

(those bios were really long so i'll just talk about what stories these characters belong to)

Little Knight & Big Guy - i run the ask blog with them! there IS a whole story planned i just have to get to it!

Salvadore & Garcia - an ex-Order knight and a mercenary. they both travel around and try to help out the Kyorian resistance wherever they can.

Little Ironhide - no story or really a character planned out i just draw them over and over and gave them an honorary spot on the blorbo list.

Ricardo & Alouiscius - i'm making an RPG maker game with them :D you'll hear more about it soon!!

Solar Austus & Swordsman Ciel - two npcs for a series of oneshots im running!

Max - has a tragic beginning that leads to a tragic end, i haven't really done much with him other than ship him with a friend's oc :')

Other Settings (D&D)

Algas & Angel - oh god these two occupy my brain so much i don't even know where to start. they're for a friend's game and they're besties. things might go wrong in their story but since that campaign hasn't happened we just don't know! i've talked about their story on here before

Erol - for a campaign called Starfall! stupid little samurai who loves his friends so much. also definitely doesn't have a dark secret.

Willam - a Carcosan bard who i really wanna play! character voted most likely to betray the party

Daityas - a scientist who caused the destruction of his entire universe by summoning an old god that ate the whole thing. remnants of his magical experiments fucked him up forever after that. his campaign is ongoing!

Aubrey - a divination wizard who was tormented by prophetic visions. also had some issues with his ex that were eventually reconciled in-game

WOOO THATS EVERYTHING I PUT ON THIS PAGE! if you make it this far thank you so much for reading about my silly little ocs! :'D

[dameincharge]

* / FIRST MUTUAL APPRECIATION POST EVER YAY

hi ! in case i haven’t introduced myself to you, i’m celia !

i’ve been here for almost two weeks and i was able to meet 100+ amazing people in this blog !!

tbh i’m not the type to do this ever. not even in my previous rp blogs but i honestly have a good feeling about this community and the people i chose to surround myself with. so yeah,  i just want to give some love and appreciation for every single one of you guys i see in my dash, discord, or ims !

i also want to go an extra mile on this appreciation post by helping some mutuals out !!! feel free to make ( 1 ) one request for an edit / graphic / promo / html stuff / background / header / anything else !  whatever it is, it’ll be done for free ! just pm me about it !!!

note: i still have the right tho to say no if i can’t actually do it so yahoo !!

anyways, i got more to say AHHH i just want to generally thank every single one i’ll be mentioning ! you guys make my dash brighter with the memes, the dash commentary, the ooc post, and all your gorgeous writing of your muses ! i may not be able to interact or write with most of you yet but please know that we definitely will one of these days !!!!

first thing’s first !!! 

some special love to these folks i spoke to && wrote with:

@brokenvoiced / @litttlebeast : you’re actually the first person i wrote with ever and i love our thread ❤️❤️❤️ it surprises me that we haven’t really talked in the ims that much but i remembered it was because we spoke to each other through the tags which is pretty adorable ❤️❤️ you’re an excellent writer and i love how much thought you put for each of your muses. it puts a smile on my face that someone like you exists !!! thank you for writing with me, it’s such an honour !!!

@bonniestrash : star............ i think u know how i feel about you so i don’t think i have to scream at your face in this post about how much i appreciate you. i mean we both dO THAT CONSTANTLY TO EACH OTHER AMIRITE but ok ok but seriously, you’re the best gal/bae. it’s so much fun talking to you OOC and i love reading all your threads ( like your writing is 💯) !!! you genuinely care about woody and forky which is something i deeply adore !! your passion for the community is also unbelievable jdbjfcnxsk, i’m happy that you stuck around after all those years  !!!! ❤️❤️❤️

@goldenacolyte : i absolutelY LOVE TALKING TO YOU. ❤️❤️❤️ my mood instantly just gets a massive boost whenever you message me. you have so many different muses and i salute you for being able to handle so much. and i also love the different songs you’ve shared with me. i hope we get to write with each other more and continue our late-night chats !!!

@porcelainlost && @bcpeep : so uhhh, hi sonny and katie. idk where to start because honestly, you’re both amazing OOC and IC. 👏👏👏👏👏 i love reading your threads and posts about our gal. ❤️ it blows my mind that we could each have different interpretations of her yet they all make total sense ??? you both give her character so much justice, i bet the bo peep team of the toy story franchise would hire you guys as writers in a heartbeat because all the stuff you guys make are jUST SO GREAT UGHH and as if that’s not enough, you’re both really kind OOC and i just know that we got each other’s backs !!!  

@distrcss : you aren’t part of the toy story fandom but u mean a lot to me as one of the first people i made friends with in the disney rp community and i can’t believe we’re still chatting tjvjfvjkff i hope days get brighter and brighter for you, roz !!! thanks for being my friend and for putting up with me lmao !!! ❤️❤️❤️

and the rest of the gang !!!

@gollybobhowdy / @pullstringed / @sheriffjessie / @reachforthebeyond / @heartsent / @wellpullmystring / @dissimiilar / @rassembleur / @porcelainshepherdess / @yarnfulofhair / @carnbun / @turnsofate

YOU GUYS MAKE ME HAPPY BECAUSE THE TOY STORY RPC IS GROWING AND IT MEANS A LOT THAT WE MAKE EACH OTHER FEEL BELONGED AND LOVED dkfndj i’m sorry if i failed to mention other toy story roleplayers but pls know that you guys are awesome and very much appreciated !!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️✨

also mini-shoutouts to the people whom i had fun talking to && would love to get to know more !!! ✨✨✨

@princesscoded​ / @scratchednotes​ / @spareisms​ / @turnsofate​ / @nmbh1​ / @yarnfulofhair​ / @vinterdronniing​ / @sunshiinesquad​ / @starsweepers​

and here is a list of mutuals ( in no particular order ) whom i have not spoken to OOC or interacted IC. despite whatever we haven’t got going, i absolutely adore you guys and i love seeing your posts pop up in my dash because i get to read all you writings and yes, i go through all of your blogs from time to time just to reread some things and admire some aesthetics !! the amount of time and effort you guys put in your characters astounds me, especially those with OCs and the with multi-muses !  YOU’RE ALL STELLAR AND TOP-NOTCHED !!! THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE A PART OF YOUR RP LIFE AND I HOPE WE GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER MORE && MAYBE RP MORE !!!  ✨💯❤️

@waveiiisms / @somniora / @strawberryfitzsherbert / @gcrminator / @wabbitseezon / @suverene / @hercullade / @contractualsarcasm / @badgedfox / @greatgrunkle / @vinterin / @degentillesse / @airborne-disaster / @bountyman / @raceze / @aestatenatus / @dragcnsden / @littlestchef / @inkmachine / @martyrcrowned / @sentientsnowman / @stereotypcd / @ofgreenpiece / @hawkinsghost / @murroyilodel / @thatscwewywabbit / @ghostbustingreen / @cardiac-queen / @imbicilite / @soughtbirthright / @highabcveground / @multitudesofmuses / @ofstreetrat / @demoliticnist / @sclarsurfcr / @3xwishes  / @coronian / @incredi-baby / @lantcrnprincess / @porcelainjester / @trollraised / @magicfreed / @eternalsymphonies / @dinoroam / @soultraded / @dragetunge / @woerended / @nogoodnessimproveme / @just-kit-ink / @natureblessed / @evecursed / @theppgs / @lesmoth / @siickangels / @peachesandcrowns / @legacydestined / @adversiity / @loyalchu / @seasaltair / @prinsipessa / @merveiilles / @alonecour / @icxolation / @spacecour / @wiildhcart / @divinarcsa / @vanityrevolt / @star-foxxing-muses / @crcwnedjewels / @faircse / @allnostalgic / @toonthebeataround / @formental

[astraeawrites]

Hey! After following you for a while, I've become very interested in getting into the rp community. However, I have absolutely no idea how. Could you possibly give me any tips on where to begin?

astraea’s tips, tricks, & advice for new rpers !!

I’m so glad that my blog has inspired you! I can definitely offer you a few tips and give you a general idea of how and where to begin. I hope all of this helps you out, and as always, feel free to reach out to me through IMs as well. I’ve done a lot of “RP mentoring” type of things where I’ve helped new roleplayers out and it’s always been a pleasure and a great experience. 

Since this list of tips is a little lengthy, I’ve placed it under a read more. But anyways, let’s begin!

❝ ※ *. : ｡ →  TYPES OF ROLEPLAYS.

I believe that in order to get a good grasp of the concept of roleplaying, you need to learn about and understand the various ways you can do it. Generally speaking, there are three main ways to RP. Of course, within that, there are subcategories, but we’ll get there when we get there. Just know that you have a choice to pick where you feel most comfortable.

group roleplay. 

For a long time, roleplay groups (RPGs) were relatively simple. They were broken up into two simple categories: original character (OC) and biography roleplays. How, however, it has become a little bit more complex. Skeleton roleplays and appless roleplays have quickly taken over, and for a moment, multi-muse (mumu) roleplays were popular. Of course, this most likely sounds like a load of gibberish, so let me enlighten you a little. 

Roleplay groups (RPGs) ⸺ this is the umbrella term for roleplays that consist of a group of people. It acts like a network and generally speaking, the group will follow the same plot and there is a main account that represents them as a whole. if you are not in the group, then you cannot roleplay with any of the characters that are in it and vice versa; if you are in it, you cannot roleplay with people that aren’t. this is generally referred to as a closed group. 

Original character roleplays (OC RP) ⸺ this is a type of RPG in which the people who wish to be a part of it are responsible for creating their own characters. each person has written their own character, and therefore, the character belongs to them. some roleplays that are mixed with biography roleplays, however, may ask you if they can keep your character as a pre-written bio if you ever chose to leave. this isn’t really common anymore, though. 

Biography roleplays (bio RP) ⸺ this is a type of RPG in which the admins/creators of the roleplay are responsible for writing the characters’ biographies. not all roleplays, however, can claim ownership over the characters since some of them are fandom-based, and therefore, belong to the original content creator. 

Skeleton roleplays ⸺ this is a type of RPG in which the admins/creators of the roleplay have provided a basic outline of a character. usually, these types of roleplays do not assign faceclaims to the role; instead, they make suggestions, but inevitably, do leave the faceclaim decision up to the applicant. 

Appless roleplays ⸺ this is a type of RPG in which the application process is relatively simple. the application has a layout in which the information you input is the basic stuff. characters name, age, a secret or positives/negatives, and your out of character information. 

Multi-muse roleplays (mumu RP) ⸺ this is a type of RPG in which the number of characters you can have is very high. in a normal roleplay, your character limit is usually anywhere from one to three. in a mumu, however, you are able to have a larger amount of characters. this is also a little tricky because i have seen mumus done in different ways. one way that is common is mumus that are set up like rpgs. another way, which is the only way i have ever done a mumu, is by connecting with a group of friends you feel comfortable with. this is an easy way to test out new ships or characters without having all the pressure of a more “professional” rpg setting. 

Twitter roleplays ⸺ this is a type of RPG in which there is a main account on tumblr where you can apply, but the actual roleplay occurs on twitter. really, i’ve never been in one of these so i’m not sure how they go. i will leave a link at the end to a tutorial, though. 

Now, within all of this, there are different genres you can look into. Horror, action, mystery, urban, bandom, fandom, etc. Again, the choice is yours. One thing to consider, though, is how much time you have and how much you are willing to write. Generally speaking, appless roleplays, twitter roleplays, and some OC roleplays have less writing than the others. However, this is just a generalization and does not apply to every roleplay that falls into these categories. Also, remember that no person is better than the other just because they write more or less. 

independent/1x1 roleplay.

This style of roleplay is not for everyone. For some, it can be a little more intimidating than a group roleplay. To others, it can be even better than a group. It’s up to your personal preference, and within this category, you have the option of independent roleplaying, or 1x1 roleplaying. Let’s get to know both of the options. 

Independent roleplay (indie RP) ⸺ this is a style of roleplay in which you are essentially creating your own rules. this, as the name suggests, grants you more freedom. in this, you are not confined to a group; therefore, you can roleplay with whoever you want. the drawback? a lot of indie roleplayers are picky with who you write you. you may see a lot of words like “selective” and “mutuals only” being used and this is simply because they create their own rules and they determine who they want to roleplay with. generally speaking, many people do pick only one character to play and choose one fandom to stick with. however, as always, this is not always the case and many people also do have “primary” characters and verses that they write in/with and “secondaries.”

1x1 roleplay (1x1 RP) ⸺ this is a style of roleplay in which you are essentially creating your own rules. this, as the name suggests, usually means that one character is roleplaying with another and you have an established writing partner a plotline. 1x1s are meticulously plotted out with a fellow writer. since there are a lot of 1x1 roleplayers, it is relatively hard to get yourself established. because of this, i do recommend being very outgoing and friendly. 

Now, these styles of roleplays, in my opinion, are more difficult than RPGs. I have a hard time reaching out to RPers that I want to write with, especially if we aren’t in a group. Also, not to bash anything or give you an opinion before you can really form your own, but many fandom indie/1x1 people can be very cliquey. You’ll come to notice that there are a lot of call out posts involved with people bullying/being rude. Obviously, however, this can happen everywhere. 

❝ ※ *. : ｡ →  GENERAL RULES.

The majority of roleplays and people have a general understanding and a general idea of roleplay etiquette. This includes, but is not limited to:  

No bullying is allowed. This is a quick way to get a call out post about you. Just be nice and don’t try to “troll” people. It really isn’t nice to get hate messages. 

Don’t steal. Seriously, don’t steal characters, roleplay ideas, or themes that do not belong to you. It’s a huge no-no. 

Don’t godmod. Over the years, this has developed a bit. Godmodding used to be described as writing a character who is oppressing another or controlling another person’s character. Now, assuming a person’s thoughts/actions/words is also considered godmodding. The best thing is to ask if the other person is comfortable with something or if it is within their character’s limits. 

Don’t lie. This is serious. Lying, especially about your age, is wrong. If you are lying and saying you are older than you really are, you can actually get into legal trouble. This is specific toward people who are underaged and write smut. As a general rule, do not write smut unless you are 18 or older, and do not write smut with another person unless they are 18 or older. 

Tag any triggers. Of course, you may forget or you may not be aware of what other people may consider a trigger, but do your best. And FYI, tag your triggers with the trigger first. For example: blood tw. See? Blood is put before the tw and this is primarily because blacklist will only pick up the first word of a tag. At least, that’s what people have been saying? Not sure, but still, do it just to be safe. 

Organization. I’m not saying this is necessary, but it is appreciated. Having a tag system is great because it can allow others to navigate your blog easily. Also, have a neat and clean theme that has legible text. 

Cut your posts. Cutting your posts means that only the 2 most recent replies are included in the post. This means the other person’s last reply and your reply. I’ll provide a link to a tutorial at the end. 

❝ ※ *. : ｡ →  FRIENDLY REMINDERS.

A lot of people forget these things, so I think it’s important to get them ingrained into your system before you start! 

First and foremost, this is for fun. If you find yourself getting stressed or anxious, stop, take a break, and focus on what really matters. Roleplaying is an outlet, and therefore, should be something that relaxes you. If you need to quit an RPG because life is too busy, do it. If you need to drop plots, do it. The group and your writing partners will understand, and if they don’t, well, they probably aren’t people you should be associating with, to begin with. 

Only take on what you can handle. Don’t be afraid to say no to plotting, especially with indies or 1x1s. If you have too much going on, politely decline and offer to plot when you have free time.

Aesthetic isn’t everything. I know people that don’t like those contained themes but use it because people will only RP with them if they have a contained theme with nice graphics. That logic is flawed because people shouldn’t want to roleplay with you because you have a nice aesthetic. They should roleplay with you because of a connection. 

Getting your application rejected isn’t the end of the world. If you get rejected, you can always ask why or what you can improve upon. Take the opportunity to improve your writing and general understanding of concepts. I’ve personally been rejected about four times from roleplays, two of which happened last year when I had about 5 years of experience on my hand. It really isn’t the end of the world and a lot of times, it’s just because the admins felt that another person had a better understanding of the character, not because your writing “sucks.”

If you feel insecure about your writing, that doesn’t mean you have to stop. Be observant and look at the way other people write and see if there’s something lacking in your own. Maybe your writing is clouded with purple prose or maybe your narratives aren’t descriptive enough. Always be observant and try to improve, don’t give up right away. 

❝ ※ *. : ｡ →  HELPFUL LINKS.

This is just a short compliation of helpful links to get you started!

RP Terms (fuckyeahroleplayadvice)

Roleplaying 101 (rpstagram)

How to Twitter RP (kcliuchis)

Extremely Basic Roleplay Basics (rpedia)

Writing Problems I Noticed In My Own Writing (blackgirlmagicwrites)

How to Set Up Your Blog / Reply Using xKit (thcojamcs)

Writing Good Thread Replies (duorpt)

How to Roleplay on the Mobile Tumblr App (valofrph)

Cutting Posts (ronweasleywrites)

Tips for Writing RP Starters (forfriendshipbutter-blog)

Indie and 1x1 Roleplaying (sgomezofrpharchive)

Become More Confident in Your Writing (astraeawrites)

❝ ※ *. : ｡ →  HELPFUL BLOGS.

This is a short compilation of highly imformative and helpful blogs. 

@dear-indies

@helpersofindie

@margotofrph

@roleplaytipsandadvice

@nphofrph

@sonamhelps

@lisbugrph

@eternalroleplay 

@psychictwinsrph

@lashton-ofrph

@annielovestohelp

Again, feel free to IM me. I deeply enjoy helping out new roleplayers and I’ll even plot with you if you want to get into 1x1s and practice roleplaying against me before you dive head first into the RP community! I hope this helped you out in some way or another.

[takottais-oc-askblog]

Oc bullshittery pt.7

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Ashton: we need a distraction. Who is good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Dax: my time has come.

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Poppet: [Over the apartment speakers as she's eating someone] WE'RE HERE ON EPIC MEAL TIME! I'M THE SAUCE BOSS, AND TONIGHT, WE'RE EATING THIS BLOND LITTLE WANNABE DEMIGOD BITCH!

Elliott: Who... is that, exactly?

Charlie: Oh that's poppet, the one we talked about earlier. This is what happens when she has to entertain herself. Oh, so what was that issue with us getting that funding?

Elliott: Issue?

Elliott: What issue?

Bei: I don't see an issue.

Elliott: Shut up and take our money!!!

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Quinncie: Did you miss me?

Bei: With every knife so far.

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Peak Lilly: How would you like your hair cut?

Camie brown: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

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Peach, to herself: I love Charlie… so much… she's such an important part of my life… I wouldn’t be the same without her… how can I convey that to her?

Peach: ...

Peach: [sends Charlie a meme out of nowhere at 2 AM]

Peach: Perfect.

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Flesh: You consider me a friend?

Iris: Sure. What else would I consider you?

Flesh: I don't know, an embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

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Quinncie: [holds up leg] Feel my leg, I shaved!

Rico: [Gently strokes] Holy shit..

Elliott: Bitches. We. Are. Under. Attack. This. Is. Not. The. Time.

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Peak Lilly: Since you won't be able to contact me for a week, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice. For instance...

Camie brown: [reaches into the bowl and pulls out a paper] Cami, stop doing that.

Peak Lilly: That basically applies to everything.

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Elliott: [sarcastically] Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice!

Quinncie: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and...um...

Elliott: No, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that I have feelings for you.

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Rico: quinncie is missing, can you find him?

Bei: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Rico: ...

Bei: ...

Elliott: ...Well, do you?

Bei: ...Yeah, hang on.

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Peach: I have two hands.

Peach: One for holding Charlie’s-

Peach: -and one for strangling anyone that dares oppose us.

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Peach: Do you think Charlie likes me?

Rico: What do you mean? You're engaged and you live together. You're raising a cat together and she's literally laying in your arms.

Peach: But does she like me?

Charlie: [mumbling from her place in peaches chest] I don't..

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Eva: Why use your voodoo trickster thingy when you can just flirt your way out?~

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Charlie: bei is even wearing his formal suit!

Bei: It’s the one without any blood on it.

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Ashton: [filling out medical forms] What’s your middle name?

Dax: [concussed] Danger.

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Charlie: We can’t kill him.

Diel: [about to stab bei] Not with that attitude, we can’t!

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Peach: Charlie NO!

Charlie: CHarLie YES!

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Pin: Should I ask why you have a knife in your purse?

Chii: [offended] ExCuSe MeEe!!

Pin: chii Im sorry-

Chii: ONE! It is a man bag, get it right Pin. TWO!! it is a dagger you idiot, and THREE! No, you should not ask.

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Poppet: There are three brain cells in this entire apartment complex, and two of them belong to bei!

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Flesh: Come on dude, I wasn’t that drunk.

Chii: You came into the living room and said you were “dressed to impress”.

Flesh: What was I wearing?

Bei: You were naked!

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Coccoh: My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! AHAHAHA!

Coccoh: It’s funny because marriage is terrible.

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Everybody in a circle talking about the worst things they've ever done:

Charlie: [very proud of herself] I once sprayed potluck with the garden hose.

Quinncie: I saw that, you cried for an hour after. Me on the other hand, I broke up three marriages in one night.

Eva: I keep men I like locked in the basement!

Bei: The last time I had to throw a spear, I missed and impaled like three cops on accident.

Diel: I either win every pot I play, or I just stab everyone, take the money and run.

Poppet: [Smiles darkly]

Everyone: You Win.

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Camie brown: thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world! Because they will make fun of you, but in an accurate way. They will find the thing you don’t like you. Like I’m walking down the street and a 13 year old goes-

Flesh: Hahahaha look at that short lady, she’s got tiny legs.

Camie brown: And I go-

Camie brown: NO THATS THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT!

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Poppet: Satan, give me patience.

Flesh: I think you meant "give me strength."

Poppet: If satan gave me strength, you'd all be dead.

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Paston: What makes your blood boil?

Ashton: Temperatures over 100 degrees Celsius.

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Peach: What are you scared of?

Chii: Rats.

Pin: It’s a little weird, but crumbs on the seat.

Poppet: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards inevitable death.

Flesh: poppet.

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Quinncie: [throws a chicken nugget at his window] why don’t you like me?

Elliott: [opens window] can u throw another?

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Diel “Piece of shit” Thomas

Poppet “Satan help me!” Ann

Eva “Abracafuckyou” Crow

Elliott “Speedy McGee” Crow

Bei “Rock-hard-bottom” Addams

Camie “420 blaze it~” Brown

Chii “My legs!” vangrove

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Diel: [chewing on a Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner]

Bei: What’s that in your mouth?

Diel: [chewing faster]

Bei: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH?!?

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Peach: Charlie is in the other room explaining to potluck that even though we are going to bed early, they — the cat — are welcome to stay up.

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Peach: Diel's been holding her breath for almost four minutes.

Bei: [pinches diel's nose]

Diel: Dude! Are you trying to kill me?!

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Chii: I need to leave now to go to my kid–

Pin: Why? What happened?

Chii: flesh licked a toad he found outside and I need to go collect him now.

Pin: Wha– your kid did what?

Chii: Licked a toad, okay? Just let me go.

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Quinncie: I just alternate between 'maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for.' and 'maybe I’m dumber than I realized.'

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Quinncie: [Tips their head back abruptly and screams at the top of their lungs]

Rico: [Stumbles into the room, half dressed and cussing up a storm, looking panicked] Fuck! SHit! Are you ok?!?

Quinncie: [looks at them curiously] Yeah, why?

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Flesh: DAAAAAAD, DIEL'S IS USING THOSE DIRTY WORDS AGAIN!

Bei: I'm sorry, who's dad?

Chii: By order of elimination, I assume it's me.

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Rico: she said I’m valid!

Elliott: she said you were valid?

Elliott: [dryly] everyone’s valid now.

Quinncie: [rushing in] guys-

Elliott: [archly] don’t tell me, you’re valid?

Quinncie: [shocked, hand on hip, shoves his shoulder] how did you know?

Rico: [throws up hands]

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Diel: [is stressed]

Diel: [googles Baby Goats]

Diel: cure me.

Baby Goat:  bleeaaahhhh!

Diel: [tearfully] thank

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Rico: [walks in to the training room with a bagel]

Elliott: where did you get that. you’re not supposed to have that in here!

Rico: uh...this is...a prescription?

Elliott: a prescription bagel?

Rico: legally, you’re not supposed to ask me about it.

Elliott: [slaps the bagel out of Rico's hand]

Rico: okay. now I’m gonna need five dollars for a refill.

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Peak Lilly: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Dax: I don’t know. it’s dark as fuck!

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Eva: So? how has it been now that you’re finally out of that apartment and in a new house? You have a big backyard for social events, a nice neighborhood to take a jog in. And the library is just down the road from you, I found out.

Peach: every once in a while I go outside and run a vacuum cleaner over the lawn just to ensure that the neighbors don’t talk to me.

Eva: …

Eva: that’s no way to make friends!

Peach: I ain’t here to make friends I’m here to make bank.

Eva: what?

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Cop: You have the right to remain silent–

Flesh: I don’t have that ability!

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(I'm just going to except the fact that these are going to be long.

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