#inappropriate Jimothy

[dewedup]

Here's some degradation/humiliation Aether/Swiss I wrote to celebrate @jimothybarnes follower milestone! So proud of you my love, everyone say thank you Jimothy for being a stellar human being who deserves the best life has to offer (I hope you like it 🥹)

unbeta'd because jim is my beta and i wanted to surprise them so if you see any mistakes close your eyes please

a little over 1k of absolute filth, including begging, crying, blood and heavy degrading under the cut

18+

Swiss stands completely naked in the middle of the room, cock painfully hard and standing at attention. The tip is swollen red, pre dripping like a faucet. He’s so turned on he’s starting to sweat, perspiration beading at his brows and cascading down his too hot body. He’s surprised it doesn’t evaporate with how his skin feels like it’s on fire.

Aether is sitting in front of him, sprawled casually in the red velvet recliner as he picks at his nails disinterestedly. He’s fully clothed and mildly horny, but this is his favourite part. He plans to push it for as long as he can. 

They’ve been here for an hour. Swiss displays himself with no modesty while Aether watches from underneath his lashes, feigning boredom. 

A low whine escapes Swiss at the lack of stimulation, Aether’s eyes cut to his face instantly, his expression turning hard. 

“Do you have something to say, pet?” Aether presses, rolling his neck as he sits up straight, eyes burning a hole in Swiss at the sudden attention. Swiss knows better than to say anything, fearing the repercussions, he bows his head in submission and tries to stifle the pathetic mewl that builds in his chest. 

“You should be embarrassed, baring yourself like this in front of me. It’s laughable really, how turned on you are, and I haven’t even touched you yet. I don’t think I will,” Aether’s words are cut off by the desperate whimper Swiss couldn’t contain even if he tried. “So needy,” he tsks, shaking his head as he leans back into the recliner. Aether kicks a foot up, hitching it to his knee as his hand taps a rhythm on his shin. His posture is lazy, relaxed, the exact opposite of how Swiss is strung so tight that one wrong move would launch him into the ceiling. 

Swiss’ eyes follow the movement of Aether’s fingers as they continue to dance, envying his fucking shin that he’s touching it so casually and not putting those fingers to use on his body. More pre leaks out, the splatter of it hitting the ground sounds like an explosion in the quiet room. His nerves feel frayed as he grips his hands tightly behind his back, claws digging into his palm hard enough to draw blood. The smell of copper floats around the room and Swiss swallows audibly as he waits for it to hit Aether’s nose. He can see the twitch of his nostrils as it finally meets its mark, and the disdain falling across his face is instantaneous. 

“Stupid bitch,” Aether spits out, launching to the edge of his seat, feet planted firmly on the ground as he leans forward. His amethyst eyes sparking with the quintessence magic that courses beneath his skin. Swiss keens, fighting every urge in his body to drop to his knees and beg the ghoul to fuck him into oblivion. 

He knows that won’t work, has tried it before with no success. If it was Dew, he’d watch the fire ghoul’s eyes light up in ecstasy, sparing no time to break the scene and fuck Swiss into the next dimension. Mountain would have taken pity on him fifteen minutes in, spending the rest of the time opening him up carefully to prepare for his monster cock. Hell, even Rain, who has a hidden mean streak of his own, and a well-deserved one at that, wouldn’t commit for this long. But Aether has a sense of control that he envies. He loves feeling completely in thrall and letting him take the reins. 

“Pathetic little Swiss with his pathetic little cock. I bet you’ve never been able to please someone with that. I could fit the entire thing into my mouth and not even feel it. Would you like that, pet? Me putting that tiny cock in my mouth and wishing I could have a real dick instead?” Aether purrs as Swiss burns with shame, wanting exactly that. He’d tickle the back of Aether’s throat with his cock, but the quint ghoul would stubbornly refuse to gag on principle.

“I should get Dew in here, even his cock would give me more pleasure than that sorry excuse between your legs. Look at you standing there and leaking all over the floor. You’re making a mess. Clean it up.” Aether snaps and points a finger down to the ground, Swiss dropping instantly to his knees. He leans down to the floor, tongue lapping up the salty pre that forms a puddle below where he was standing. He goes to stand up when he finishes but Aether hisses down at him, eyes practically glowing at the sight. 

“Grovel slave, stay down there and beg me to let you come.” His words are sharp, biting. Swiss laces his fingers together like he’s praying to a higher power, braving the risk of making direct eye contact so he can see if his words please Aether. 

“Please sir, please let me come. I’ll do anything, I’m such a good slut for you. I’m a pathetic little cum whore. I’m useless, worthless. I’m a cocksleeve who shouldn’t speak, the only thing I’m good for is a warm hole to put your dick in.” Swiss pleads, the words flying out of him as he tries desperately to find the magic combination, the secret code that will make Aether see he deserves to come. 

“Cock craving whore,” Aether coos patronizingly, sitting back in his chair with a relaxed pose. The only thing betraying him is the tent in his pants that looks almost uncomfortable. “You’d be lucky to even see my dick, I wouldn’t bother trying to stick it in your stretched hole.”

Swiss is so close it’s painful, his cock throbbing with every second that passes. 

“I think we’re done here,” Aether states, raising himself to his feet as he looks down at Swiss in disgust. “You’re so pathetic that the thought of you coming all over yourself untouched doesn’t even interest me. I’d rather watch paint dry than see your embarrassingly small cock kicking as you make even more of a mess on the floor. How does it feel to be a constant let down? Unable to please your partners, leaving them wanting someone who can actually make them come. No one wants you; this is a waste of my time.”

Swiss flushes in shame, tears building in his eyes as he takes the words Aether tosses at him, embarrassed at how his cock jumps at every degrading word that leaves the ghoul’s mouth as he makes his way to the door. The tears spill over, Aether pausing with his hand on the doorknob as he turns back to the multi-ghoul. 

“I didn’t think you could get any more pathetic, yet here we are.” Aether is taking slow steps back to the centre of the room, his gaze burning into Swiss as tears fall down his cheeks, his chest heaving with deep breaths as he watches Aether stalking like a predator circling his prey. 

“Please sir,” Swiss begs once more, a pathetic last attempt to capture the attention of the ghoul before him. Aether comes to a stop before him, so close Swiss could touch him if he was worthy of such contact. 

Swiss inhales the spicy scent of quintessence in the air for a second before it tingles along his body, wrenching an orgasm from him with every lick of energy that zaps his nerves. He’s coming instantly, shooting without a target, splats of his ejaculation landing on Aether’s shoes from where he stands. 

Swiss’ body shakes in the aftermath, his head blissfully in the clouds as he stares at Aether in adoration. Aether smiles down at him, reaching a hand out to softly cup his cheek.

“Good ghoul,” he says fondly, and Swiss knows he’ll have to clean up his mess later, but Aether lets him bask in the afterglow of his orgasm with the kindness he reserves for the end of their play. Aether runs his fingers through Swiss’ hair, massaging gently at the base of his horns and whispers sweet nothings, a complete turn from how he’s acted over the last hour, but exactly what Swiss needs to ride the high of his well-deserved subspace.

[thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger]

Invasive question meme: Oy, Boss. When you have a wank, do you use your left hand, or your right? Or both?

I think being left-handed is the answer to that one (maybe sometimes both). -JM

[aurinkomoukari]

the one where Jim is a doctor (4478 words) by aurinkomoukari Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Slipknot (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jim Root/Reader Characters: Jim Root, Reader Additional Tags: Doctor/Patient, THATS NOT HOW YOU CHECK FOR CANCER JIMOTHY, cancer scare but not really bc this is pretty much just porn, Smut, Shameless Smut, Angst and Porn, Fingering, Fucking, Semi-Public Sex, Unsafe Sex, Abuse of Authority, well not really that either everyones just horny and dumb, Dad bodies, oh god dad bodies, Hand Kink, Gratuitous Hand Porn, Belly Kink, DILF kink, all the kinks are having a family picnic lol, yes this is very stupid Summary:

Let Dr. Root take care of you in the most professional, non-inappropriate way he can think of. Because. Y'know. Science.

[dayna-scully]

ncis s4 lb

season 3  |  season 5  |  season 6  |  season 7  |  season 8  |  season 9  |  season 10  |  etc

4x01

you can’t ever convince me ziva and tony weren’t sleeping together between s3 and 4

worried boyfriend tony

I was hoping maybe save me

she needs her dad kill me

we love you too 😭

she got dad to come home

he’s supposed to be dead/apparently he’s gotten better

they were 10000% fucking lets 👏 be 👏 real 👏

“when I need to be” quick question: what the fuck

skinny summer mcgoo

they use the same safe house over and over again

why wasn’t I with ziva?

she’s scared, not that she’ll ever admit that

4x02

I wonder how different the show would have been if they’d always written tony and Abby as being mature and serious the majority of the time - the childishness gets really really annoying, and there’s such a change in quality when they are more mature

dad’s home!!!

4x03

uuuuuUUUUGH I forgot how early Tony’s undercover stuff started

now that gibbs is back there’s so much tension between z/t

perhaps because z is jealous of the “mystery girlfriend”

tfw you’ve already got a girlfriend but you’re still checking out your totally platonic professional work partner’s ass

ziva is definitely a daddy’s girl in a way that Abby isn’t, Abby’s sugar sweet and spoiled, but ziva is the one that really needs the emotional support

I wonder if ziva ever actually thought about having kids with tony before tali

I wonder if tony thought about it too

has anyone ever told you you’re attractive/my brother 😂

you’re a geek, not mentally deranged

crime!!

4x04

Timothy Jimothy McGee

4x05

uhoh Tony’s worst nightmare

personally I prefer a good shag 👀

I think it’s good to keep in mind throughout all episodes that tony and ziva have already seen each other entirely buck-ass naked

I’m not blowing on you again

again: what the fuck

totally normal

👀

now is not Paris

why do you wanna look at a dead guy’s junk Anthony

4x06

I don’t totally understand ziva’s derision of Halloween, they do have Purim in Israel (and in Jewish communities in general) it might not be as dark and spooky as American Halloween but still

maybe it’s different in the states but amber alerts are only when they know the kid’s been abducted

I mean now they do know she was abducted but that was AFTER

according to someone called Scuttle Butt

so tony and ziva are watching movies together outside of work 🤔

4x07

UGH jeanne

zeevah! Zeevah!!

this has to be the stupidest thing anyone’s ever done/then why are you following me/I don’t fricking know (it’s cause you love her you doof)

i can see down your shirt right now/I don’t think your new girlfriend would like that/what are you talking about i don’t know what you’re talking about/I’m talking about you and the fact that you no longer stare at every woman when they pass you by

so 1) tony is not as good at hiding this undercover assignment as he thinks he is, 2) ziva observes him enough to notice that his behaviour has changed and 3) ziva is the only one he is STILL checking out

not worth dying over

I’ll remember that

my son, tony (!!!!!!!!)

gibbs was unfortunate(?) enough to be stuck with the most loyal set of ducklings

4x08

the only thing I DO like about the jeanne/la grenouille plot is jealous ziva

this cannot be admissible in court even with proper chain of evidence

totally platonic to be touching the entire side of your work partner’s body with your own tony would definitely sit that close to McGee by choice right it’s not just ziva

lee looks like a ballerina

sometimes they really go hard with the imperialistic propaganda

4x09

nepotism: both Sean and Troian getting jobs on ncis

MySpace im….okay

Jenny’s only here for the hot goss

see I don’t think Jenny realizes he’s talking about jeanne, I almost wonder if she thinks he’s talking about ziva

4x10

McGee thinks ziva’s in love with me (she is)

dad and grandpa are fighting and the kiddies don’t like it

pimmy jalmer

🎶sexually frustrated “platonic” partners🎶

you two done playing grab ass

you described everything in my bedroom (why weren’t they endgame?)

I do feel bad for tony. He was definitely put in a bad situation where he was taken advantage of (by NCIS/the director) without anyone to confide in, and of course it ended really, really badly

how can ziva even tell but anyways of course she’s jealous

the usual/the usual what - oof. That expression hurts. Poor ziva

you got that moustache in a box, don’t you

4x11

sexual harassment training

LICKING YOUR COWORKER’S FACE IS TOTALLY APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR ZIVA DAVID

why are you touching dead naked people?

I suppose at this point the viewers didn’t know that jeanne had anything to do with the undercover stuff tony was doing

ziva is concerned about her boooyfrieeend-seriously though

what part of inappropriate touching don’t you understand

romantic or not, ziva seriously gives several shits about tony and his well-being

dadman to the rescue

did Jenny…also not know????

ziva is so, so concerned ugh bb

4x12

I don’t know what my moas would be

unreservedly romantic tony

ahh, you two got married and didn’t tell me

I think it’s scary!

oh ziva.

why does ziva being so concerned make gibbs so uncomfortable 🤔👀

your other phone is never on silent

IT LITERALLY DID NOT OCCUR TO ZIVA DAVID, INTERNATIONAL INTELLIGENCE AGENT, THAT TONY COULD HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

LOOK AT THAT FACE

HOMEGIRL’S WORLD JUST GOT FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN

oh z

so the pictures that mossad had at the beginning of the season of z/t - could those have been from the agents watching tony and jeanne now?

4x13

when your wife and your girlfriend are in the same room

sounds like you have something up your wazoo

when your boyfriend has two super intense daughters who could both kill your painfully and without evidence

ooh petulant ziva

I’m certain that they used the same hall for jeanne and Tim’s apartments

“it’s important to appreciate the competition” EXCUSE ME TONY the competition for WHO??? Ziva??????

what the FUCK tony

those two are unusually motivated to find sharif 👀

4x14

what’s a little state sanctioned kidnapping between friends, eh?

mark harmon was on st elsewhere, wasn’t he?

maybe now gibbs gets why ziva’s so concerned

z is so pretty in this episode

4x15

so Tony’s so in love with jeanne that he doesn’t notice ziva dancing provocatively in front of him, but not so in love with jeanne that he’ll get in between ziva and someone who’s attracted to her

he’s also a ziva-to-English translator

oh tony

Dead Man Walking

oh dear poor z

you didn’t make her promise not to destroy it, mcgee

brain training to figure out how ziva knows the dude

aquasmurf

meetcute

so does my spleen

we finish each other’s-sandwiches

her technique 👀

falling in love with a dying man is a fantastic idea z

(Professional follow-up)

oh z

red light behaviour!!!!!

the look on your face says you are

what’s that look on your face

gee tony if you’re so in love with jeanne why are you also so in love with ziva

are you okay?

good guy tony

4x17

I’m pretty sure that mausoleum exploded in Bones too

so. over. abby.

why do they just shit on ziva all the time on this stupid show, everyone she loves dies

when you break up with your girlfriend but she’s still jealous of your wifee 😬

4x18

she’s wearing Roy’s hat 😖

oof, boy’s got a face like a brick house

I don’t want to see you naked, either tony

cold elbow

or maybe you said something when you should have said something

I’m so not interested in this melodrama 🙄

not good?

4x19

oh tony

4x20

ziva is totally unimpressed by these shenanigans

uncomfortably reflecting upon McGee’s book and ziva looks like she’s about to cry 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

campfire!

4x21

all these investigators and none of them can figure out that it’s kort

4x22

jeanne, on a fishing expedition and tony, regretting his response

ziva, studiously avoiding tony’s face while tony processes his regrets

bad news from the, um, dentist? / something like that OOPS TONY OOPS

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

she looks so hurt, ouuuch

like

she must realise how much in love she is with tony, even after roy

A GIRL LINGERS

long enough

tony/zeevah

that was...astonishingly cruel

like I can’t even comprehend

“it’s because you’re a good person” YOU DON’T DESERVE HER DINOZZO

you fuck

he’s right/he is?/i am?

4x23

noooooooooo

yeeeeeeeeees

buying a house is a loooooot

“Tony’s never vulnerable” maybe not around you, jeanne 👀

ha! I’m a normal man! I hate my wife!

I don’t know if I’m getting this ziva outfit mixed up with the one in bury your dead or if Something actually happens in this episode

something happens in this episode

so you’ll help me?

rip my little bi heart, she loves him

love you too, jeanne

poor z

4x24

I think sometimes she pretends not to know movies just to hear tony talk about them

OH NO THE BAR

to dry eyed mice

i have seen this episode an unhealthy number of times

I have a funny feeling, doctor

straight to voicemail, just like always when he’s with her

oooh z

tony?/what?!

why do you monitor tony?/i don’t monitor tony/oh yes you do, like a mother with a toddler

or a woman with a wayward lover

so if he’s profiling you, z, that means...there’s some truth to it?

tony is with his girlfriend, and you are worried about him

he is my partner, and my partner said he would be here and...and I have this not so good feeling

cut tooooooo a gun

aaaaand now to bury your dead.......

[apple-duty]

Idk if you've seen "Requiem for Methuselah" (TOS) but need to say a few words: In the end scene McCoy's told Spock that he wouldn't understand what such an emotion would drive a man to do. He specifically says "the broken rules." Isn't it inappropriate (borderline illegal) for any telepath to influence a person's mind in any way w/o their consent? Yet spock did it. He went against the rules and made Jim forget about all that. This is a strong spirk moment bc that human side comes out for Jimothy

Ya I agree! That "forget" is definitely done out of selflessness. Spock will get nothing out of it. Moments before, McCoy defined love as driving you to break rules (among other things). Also the rest of that hell episode is Cursed™. Especially when Spock says thst loving Jim is what killed the android lady (forgot her name :().

[ao3feed-taakitz]

Fantasy Olive Garden Date Night

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2srOT8x

by negligibleCatharsis

Taako finally puts his Unlimited Pasta Pass to good use. Magnus and Kravitz get off in the Fantasy Olive Garden. Jimothy catches on to these shenanigans but politely says nothing.

Words: 3042, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: Magnus Burnsides, Kravitz (The Adventure Zone), Taako (The Adventure Zone)

Relationships: Magnus Burnsides/Kravitz/Taako, Magnus Burnsides/Taako, Kravitz/Taako (The Adventure Zone), Magnus Burnsides/Kravitz

Additional Tags: Public Sex, Public Blow Jobs, Public Hand Jobs, Trans Male Character, Date Night, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Inappropriate Use of Mage Hand, Dirty Talk

read it on the AO3 at

http://ift.tt/2srOT8x

[thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger]

Thorough Kink Survey to define your muse’s kinks/turn-ons. ( Graphic wording below ) -

Jim

Legend:  

Crossed out: Not a turn on. Left alone: No opinion. Italics: Curious about/open to the idea. Bold: A turn on. Bold Italics: A favorite turn on.

Accents. Ageplay. Anal play. Auto-asphyxiation. Auto-cannibalism. Average body-type. Ball-gags. Bareback. BDSM. Beards. Begging (your partner). Begging (you). Being a bottom. Being a Dom. Being a Dungeon Master. Being a switch. Being a top. Being bitten (you). Being called Daddy/Mommy (you). Being called Little Girl/Little Boy (you). Being called Master (you). Being called Pet (you). Being called Sir/Ma'am (you). Being caned by your partner. Being chained up (you). Being choked by your partner. Being collared by your partner. Being in public. Being loud (your partner). Being loud (you). Being punished by your partner. Being quiet (your partner). Being quiet (you). Being restrained (your partner). Being restrained (you). Being scratched (you). Being teased by your partner. Being tied up (your partner). Being tied up (you). Being touched/fondled under a table (you). Being whipped (by your partner). Bestiality. Biastophilia. Big butts. Bikinis. Biting your partner. Blood choking. Blood-play. Blue eyes. Bondage. Bondage & Discipline (B/D). Body modification. Bones sticking out. Boots. Braces. Branding. Breath-play. Brown eyes. Butt-plugs. Calling your partner Daddy/Mommy. Calling your partner Little Girl/Little boy. Calling your partner Master. Calling your partner Pet. Calling your partner Sir/Ma'am. Car sex. Canes. Caning your partner. Cat ears/tail. Chaining up your partner. Chasing your “prey.” Choking on your partner’s cock. Choking your partner. Chubby body-type. Cock & Ball Torture (CBT). Collars/Choker necklaces. Collaring your partner. Consensual non-con. Consent. Corsetry/Tight-lacing. Cream pies. Crossdressing (your partner). Crossdressing (you). Crying (your partner). Crying (you). Cuddling. Cumming on your partner. Cumshots. Dark themes. Defecation. Dirty talk. Discipline. Disrespecting Soft Limits. Docking. Dominance & Submission (D/S). Dominating/being a Dom(me). Double penetration. Dub-con. Edgeplay. Enemas. Exhibitionism. Eye contact. Face-fucking your partner. Feet. Female/Female sex. Feminization. Figging. Filming your sexual activities. Fingering your partner. Fingers. Fisting your partner. Flogging your partner. Flame-play. Forcing your partner to dress. Forcing your partner to strip. Forced sex. Foreign languages. Foursomes. Frottage. Gagging. Getting bruises. Getting chased/hunted. Getting cummed on. Getting face-fucked. Getting fingered. Getting fisted. Getting flogged. Getting forced to dress. Getting forced to dress. Getting hair pulled. Getting humiliated by your partner. Getting marked by your partner. Getting praised by your partner. Getting spanked. Getting slapped. Getting tickled. Getting your beard pulled. Giving bruises. Glasses. Golden Showers. Grey eyes. Green eyes. Grinding with clothes on. Gun-play. Hair (long). Hair (no hair). Hair (short). Hands. Having a safe word. Having no safe words. Hazel eyes. Heels. Herculean body. Hipbones. Horns. Humiliating your partner. Ice-play. Impact-play. “Incest” (with adopted family/in-laws). Incest (with extended family). Incest (with immediate family). Intelligence. Kisses on the breasts. Kisses on the jaw. Kisses on the lips. Kisses on the neck. Kisses on the chest. Kisses on the groin. Kisses on the inner thighs. Knife-play. Knotting. Lap dances (giving). Lap dances (receiving). Large breasts. Large hands. Large feet. Leather. Leaving clothes on. Licking. Lingerie. Long fingers. Male/Female sex. Male/Male sex. Make up. Marking your partner. Masculinity. Masochism/being masochistic. Master/Slave dynamic. Masturbating alone. Masturbating with someone watching. Medical-play. Mummification. Muscular body-type. Naughty maid outfits. Naughty nurse outfits. Necrophilia. Needle-play. Nipple piercings. Nipple play. Non-con. Non-human species (merfolk, centaurs, etc.). No lube/dry fucking. Obese/Overweight body-type. Object insertion. One-night stands. Oral sex (giving). Oral sex (receiving). Orgasm denial. Orgies/Moresomes. Oviposition. Partner choking on your cock. Partner forcing sex on you. Partner tasting your fluids/cum. Pegging. Phone sex (with a total stranger). Pet-play. Phone sex (with someone you know). Piercings. Playing with breasts (your partner). Playing with breasts (you). Play Parties. Pony-play. Power Exchange. Praising your partner. Prolonged waiting. Pubic hair. Pulling your partner’s beard. Pulling your partner’s hair. Punishing your partner. Rape-play. Receiving hickies (your partner). Receiving hickies (you). Respecting Hard Limits. Rimming. Role-play. Rough sex. Sadism/being a sadist. Sadomasochism (S/M). Scars. Scarification. Scat. Scratching your partner. Sensation play. Sensory deprivation. Slim/thin body-type. Small breasts. Small butts. Small/petite feet. Sex at a public park. Sex at work. Sex denial. Sex dungeons. Sex in a library. Sex in a public bathroom. Sex in a restaurant. Sex in the woods/a forest. Sex on the beach. Sex toys. Sex with twins. Sexy costumes. Shaved cock. Shaved cunt. Shibari. Shower sex. 69. Slapping your partner. Spanking your partner. Squirting (your partner). Squirting (you). Stilettos. Stripping/giving a show (your partner). Stripping/giving a show (you). Stubble. Submitting/being a Sub. Suspension. Swinging. Taking someone’s virginity. Tasting your partner’s fluids/cum. Tattoos. Teasing your partner. Tentacle-rape. Tentacles. Threesomes. Tickling your partner. Tongue piercings. Touching/fondling your partner under a table. 24/7 Total Power Exchange. Tying up your partner. Uncut cock. Unshaven cock. Unshaven cunt. Urine. Using a condom. Using a paddle. Using food during foreplay/sex. Using handcuffs. Using large sex toys. Using mechanized sex toys. Using small sex toys. Vanilla. Vomit. Vorarephilia. Watching/voyeurism. Watching but not being allowed to touch. Watching without the other(s) knowing/permission. Water sports. Wax-play. Wearing a collar/leash (your partner). Wearing a collar/leash (you). Wearing heels during sex (your partner). Wearing heels during sex (you). Wearing leather during sex (your partner). Wearing leather during sex (you). Wearing panties (your partner). Wearing panties (you). Wearing PVC (your partner). Wearing PVC (you). Whipping your partner. Whips. Wings. Yiff.

//Stole this long story

[thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger]

B, C, L, N, R, S, Y

//Under the cut inappropriateness 

B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?) 

“Either way, tying people up, being tied up. More selective when it comes to who get’s to tie me up though. I mean I’m not going to just let anyone do that they could be trying to kill me.” He states, “I do like it though. Sebastian is quite good at tying and knots. I would like the chance to tie him up.” 

C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?) 

“Other people? All for it. It would depend on the reason for the crying, of course...sometimes. Me? Depends always, who is the other person, why crying, was it consensual or not? There are a lot of factors to take into account.” He says, matter of factly, “But always good with others.” 

L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?) 

“Either, as long as I can see the other person and know and remind myself who it is, I don’t mind it being darker. Most of the time I can’t be bothered to fix the lighting, there are more important things in mind. Or nothing at all.” He rolls his eyes, “Mood lighting.” 

N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?) 

He takes a deep breath, “This is a long one. I’m okay with being delayed but not denied but I like doing both to others. Sherlock Sebastian isn’t supposed to touch himself, he does, that calls for punishment and he knows it, I suspect that’s why he does it. Never with anything else. Imagine denying Sebastian food.” He sighs, “Constant trouble. He needs to beg for the things he is denied though. I think? He’s never used his safeword.”  

R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?) 

He shakes his head, “It’s all spontaneous. I mean, there are certain typed of people I go for but no routines or schedule. Who has the time to plan these things? Honestly, no adventure in their lives.” He says, annoyed by this.  

S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?) 

“Who wouldn’t like that to wake up? I have given on occasion, yes.’ He responds, nodding, “Waking him up that way? Sure, being woke up that way? Not my thing. I’ve thought about it but not sure how it would go. And yeah, morning sex.” 

Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?) 

“There are some that are a hard line, slut and bitch are okay, whore isn’t. I think we all know the answer to that one and which I prefer. I call him Sebastian, arsehole, idiot, things like that. Sometimes Tiger or Seb, Sebby.” 

[thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger]

Spank me and call me yours. -Not Mori

if you're not Mori then I guess my answer will have to be no. -JM

[thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger]

Wat dat mouf do?-Thirst Tweet

What should it do? -JM

[thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger]

Let me sit on your face and call you daddy.-Thirst Tweet

I'm claiming this one. Interesting idea you have. -JM

[thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger]

Can't decide what I want more, Sebastian on his knees in front of me, or Jim forcing me on mine in front of him.- Thirst Tweet

I would say both could be done but it might get a little weird. -JM

Sounds like an alternative version of human centipede, everything on their knees in front of each other. -SM

[thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger]

A-Z for both <3

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) Both men are quite cuddly and tired but enjoy staying awake and taking care of their partner(s), making sure they’re okay, showers, water.  B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Jim really doesn’t know what his favorite part of himself is. He likes the other’s scars, Seb’s arms and chest, Mori’s neck and Is’ face. Seb likes his arms and stomach, Jim’s ass, Is’s chest, and Mori’s hips.  C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) Both like it but prefer it in something rather than on them for less of a clean up.  D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Jim’s past with sex and being sold for it. Seb’s being used when he was younger and killing for others doing the same.  E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Both are quite experienced and almost always know what they’re doing.  F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) Jim’s is stand and carry, Seb really likes riding.  G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) They can be either, most of the time serious but on occasion, they both find being goofy can be fun.  H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) Both are quite well-groomed, Seb less so than Jim.  I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  Both can be romantic though normally get a little too carried away in the moment. J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) Neither of them do it much anymore with 4 of them in a relationship but used to Jim would do it often and Seb would always just find someone else.  K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Jims- Biting, blood, pain, school girl, leather, lace. Seb- Pain, blood, Knives, mesh. L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) Jim’s is outside, anywhere public. Seb quite enjoys desks.  M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) For Jim, see kink, murder, blood, the materials, scars.  Seb’s is pain mostly, glasses too.  N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Bodily excretions that are not typically involved.  O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) They both like giving and receiving and are quite good at it, much practice.  P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Depends on the situation. Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) They’re both okay with it on occasion but wouldn’t want it all the time.  R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) Always, there’s something about  S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) Both of them are close to their limit at 3 but could be forced to go more if needed for some reason. Last a decent amount of time, of course, it changes after each.  T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) They both have them and both themselves and others.  U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) All the teasing from both of them. It’s like a sport.  V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Jim can be quite loud, moaning, whining, growling. Seb isn’t as loud but still growls, and moans mostly.  W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) No idea, honestly.  X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Both are quite normal, Jim’s larger than average, Seb is as well but not by as much.  Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Decent, healthy.  Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Depends on the scene and what was happening but it normally only happens after some aftercare. 

[thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger]

1-78 for both my boys <3

SOoooo manyyyyyy

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Is the dryer on? If not couch. -JM Counter. -SM

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Good, always good. What can I say? Good partners. -JM Same as Jim, good, good partners. -SM

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Fictional…I keep thinking Iron man. He looks like he would be a good bottom. -JM This isn’t something I think about too much, I will admit. James Bond? Or maybe Princess Leia? Could just be me. -SM

4: Something that never fails to make you horny: School girl outfits. Blood, knives, guns, leather, lace, need I go on?. -JM Glasses, blood, knives, pain. -SM

5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Parents grave? -JM Jimmm….-SM No, you did it there already. -JM Not what I meant. Umm…middle of a street. -SM

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ All I can think of is TMI…a guy passed out once, said he was fine. He wasn’t fine. -JM Wrong brother. -SM

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: I’m sure something on my above list could be considered weird. Breeding? Knotting? -JM No idea, not much for kink shamming. Ohh, being kink shamed, that’s done it. -SM

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Completely bind? Rope. -JM Rope. -SM

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: See no. 4. -J&SM

10: Top or bottom? Top. -JM Top. -SM

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] We were about to rim but then his brother walked in. -SM Weirdest threesome yet. Umm, We were about to do it but then he realized he didn’t clean out. -JM

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? One is enough, wouldn’t say no to more. -JM Me too. -SM

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: There’s this one dildo, knotting…don’t want to talk about it. -JM Not sex related but like 50 guns. That wouldn’t look too good. -SM

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: I’m not sure there are weird ones? Kitten, baby, Jimmy, daddy, king. -JM I’m not sure I have weird ones either. Tiger, knight, Basher, Jim’s called me that before. -SM

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Taste and feel. You Decide if I like or hate it. -JM Something to do with my mouth, pleasuring the other. -SM

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Oh no, piss kinks, scat kinks, suffocation. All for choking but head in pillow holding me down? I’ll pass. -JM With Jim on the piss kinks. -SM

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes, it’s okay, I would prefer it to be someone else’s or someone else to take it. -JM Have, would again, don’t mind it. -SM

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: If we want another child and know the other are clean, which we do. -JM Condoms don’t stop the kids but yeah. -SM

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Me. -JM Jim. -SM

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Chocolate. Always chocolate. I would like to try whipped topping. -JM Cheese. I’m trying to convince them it’s a good idea. -SM

21: How big is too big: 8-9 is normally the limit. Could go bigger but that’s a good amount with no pain. -JM 9-10 I would say, Jim’s about that. -SM

22: One sexual thing you would never do: I think after trying the ones in 16 there’s nothing left on that list, though I would never want to try them again. -JM Yeah, I wouldn’t want to do Jim’s list on 16 either. -SM

23: Biggest turn on: Didn’t we do this already? School girl, lace, leather. -JM Pain, probably. -SM

24: Three spots that drive you insane: Nipples, hair, dick. -JM Dick, obviously, thighs, scars. -SM

25: Worst possible time to get horny: Middle of a murder? Blood everywhere, happens every time. -JM Giving a presentation in Uni. -SM

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Yes, always. -JM Of course, I do. -SM

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Gang bang of people I didn’t know. -JM Probably going to regret the cheese. -SM

28: How much fapping is too much fapping: Not something I’ve ever been much for but come on, more that once or twice a week is a bit much. -JM Once a day is fine, doing it more than that there might be an issue. -SM

29: Best sexual complement you ever got: Not sure I’ve ever got a compliment? Magic dick, maybe? -JM That I knew what I was doing and hit every spot. -SM

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Either of the first two. -JM If I see a landing strip, I will start laughing. Why give up when you’re so close? Finish or don’t start. -SM

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: It can be, yeah. If it’s good for the other person. -JM I know the right answer is yes but…-SM

32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin" Have a hole. -SM Horny on main, Sebastian. I have higher standards. Are married to us. -JM Fine, marriage and all that. -SM

33: What your favorite part of your body: I like my muscle, I’m quite strong. -SM …I got nothing. Eyes, maybe? Mouth? -JM

34: Favorite foreplay activities: Kissing. -JM Touching. -SM

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] > -JM = -SM

36: What do you wear to bed? Nothing to t-shirt and boxers, depending on who is there and how warm it is. -JM Nothing. -SM

37: When was the first time you masturbated: 11? -JM 10 I think. -SM

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes. -JM Yes. -SM

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Yes, every time I get a chance. Last date night. -JM Last date night it was. -SM

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Well this is the last question again. Yes. -JM Yes, last date night. -SM

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Nooooo….All the time. -JM Often we have. -SM

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Don’t use random objects. Tooth brush once. -JM He fucked me, with a toothbrush! Ummm…Long story but a cucumber. -SM

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? Work, yes. For a while, I worked at a school. Yes again. -JM Work yes, school, no. -SM

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Yes. -JM Yes. -SM

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? That would be lost on both of us. -JM

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Scars. -JM Lip biting and glasses. -SM

47: Most attractive celebrity? That Michael Fassbender guy is hot. -JM You mean James Bond and Princess Leia wasn’t enough? -SM

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? No, don’t really watch any when I can just watch two of the others. -JM Same as Jim. -SM

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? Well, the one that is currently inside me exists and isn’t out. But if there was another then we wouldn’t even know of its existence yet. -JM As old as Jim’s second one. -SM

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Yes. -JM No…well, actually, yeah. Yeah, those are out there. -SM

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? We once again refer you to the dreaded number 16. -JM

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) I don’t have them, I don’t have a problem with them. As far as I know no one has. -JM I have some, don’t mind them or anything. Don’t think the others have. -SM

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Don’t mind it, see 15 for why. -JM Did we mess up somewhere? This was 15 wasn’t it? Or was that receiving? -SM

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Don’t mind them. Not one to go after people covered I them but some are okay. -JM I have a couple, don’t mind them really, it’s their bodies. -SM

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Nope, nope, nope. -JM Nope, nope. -SM

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Garlic? -JM Hot peppers. -SM

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? On what now? -JM What’s Tumblr and where did the e go? -SM

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Yes, we do not have time to go into the giant box full, that would be hours. -JM And don’t forget the dungeon. -SM

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? I guess, still don’t know what this is though. -JM I don’t see why not. -SM

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? I think so. -JM Yeah, I can’t think of a way that could be good, if they’re suggesting it then they aren’t happy with me. -SM

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Been the second. The first sounds better. -JM Yeah, star. -SM

62: Do you watch porn? Nope. -JM No. -SM

63: How small is too small? Don’t think there’s a thing? I mean something can be worked out. -JM Yeah, there are other things that can be done if needed. -SM

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes, more times than I care to count. -JM You’ve read through the history, take your pick. -SM

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? Seb. Yes, it meant he wanted me to put his name down as the last. -JM Jim and it meant l Iove him, it’s clear to see it didn’t mean anything to him though. -SM

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? That’s all about controlling I think. I mean I have nothing to hide but I don’t want people to not have enough trust in me to need to take my phone. -JM They can but it would be a whole thing with work and getting in contact with me. -SM

67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Not really. -JM Yeah. -SM

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Depends on how long it’s been and man or woman, I think. -JM I…could do it. -SM

69: If you could give yourself head, would you? Yeah, probably. -JM I think so. -SM

70: Booty or Boobs? Booty. -JM Boobs. -SM

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? He is little J and that is enough of that. -JM If…what do they mean if? …his name is Basher. -SM

72: Have you ever been on an official date? No, never why would I do that? I’m married and have 3253270527 kids, yes, I’ve dated. -JM Yeah, too many probably. -SM

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) I was going to say Seb but we had an open relationship so no. -JM I did once, whole thing, I was trying to get out of the relationship. They didn’t want me to. I wasn’t happy. -SM

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Big dick? I don’t know, I’m tired. -JM In honor of Jim’s last typo Bid Bick. -SM

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) No, I haven’t and won’t. -JM That’s just… no, no, wrong. -SM

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? Umm terrified, they’ve been dead for 30 years. -JM I would let them finish and then burn the bed. -SM

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina What is that? -JM I don’t remember. -SM

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do? …how many things can you do with one? I mean give and receive and get yourself off but with a vagina, you can receive and get yourself off so I guess those two. If someone knows three more things, let me know. -JM Yeah, sex I guess. I don’t know what else? Am I fully a girl? Or just me with a vagina instead? -SM