#incorrect aot x reader

[leviismybby]

(y/n): "Levi and I-"

Erwin: "Are dating?"

Miche: "Are married?

Hange: "Are fucking?"

Levi: "Finished our patrol. What the fuck is wrong with you people?"

[twilovesshuake]

Y/n: *Hugs Levi*

Levi: This isn't allowed, you know...

Y/n: *Moves to leave*

Levi: I didn't tell you to stop.

[iidilio]

Y/N, texting Levi: Levi! Help I’m being kidnapped Levi: Where are you? Y/N: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Levi: I’ll call Hange. Hange, answering their cell: Y’ello? Levi: Where’s Y/N? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. Hange: Y/N? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- Hange: Hange: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Hange: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Y/N: WHO ARE YOU?!

[abiatackerman]

Y/n: If you keep looking at me like that, I’m gonna think you’re in love.

Levi: I’m looking at you like that because you put your ODM gear on backwards.

[lazyexcuse]

Priest: “Ok repeat after me”

Y/n, nodding with a smile: “After me.”

Priest leaning over to Levi, whispering: “Are you sure you want this one?”

Levi frowns: “Say your damn lines.”

[bae1evi]

When someone asks levi, "Why her?"

Honestly, I can imagine levi answering,"Why is anyone else when she exists?"

[hangenderzoe]

this is so hange zoe

[fattuccini-afraido]

*texting*

Eren: If I were a cannibal, would it be more romantic for me to eat you or to not eat you?

Eren: Forget that last text I was possessed by the devil.

[crazycat010]

JUST IMAGINE

A peace was stipulated between Paradis Island and Marley, so the whole war never happened and everyone's alive (from Marco to Eren). To celebrate the occasion, the two nations, along with the other smaller empires, organize a huge banquet where all of the most important people from each nations are invited, including the Human Military and the royal family from Paradis. Everyone who attends the banquet can invite their family, for example Erwin invites his mother and Hange invites her parents.

Suddenly, Levi enters the big hall with a teenage girl who's his splitting image, just a few inches shorter, and everybody's asking him: "Who is she?"

And he simply says, super nonchalantly: "She's my daughter, Name." And everyone's just shocked and surprised, bombarding them both with questions as he interrupts them to ask your daughter: "Where are your mother and your brothers?" And she replies:"They were chatting with some governor."

However, no one has the time to register this new information as a couple of five year-old twins who look exactly alike except one has their father's eyes and h/c hair and the other has e/c eyes and his father's hair, soon followed by an astonishing looking YOU, striding confidently as the guests stare at you in awe. (You go girl!)

I just know Levi's going to be like: "Everybody, that's my wife."

[leviismybby]

Erwin: "Favorite position?"

(y/n): "Ser-"

Levi: "Mating press."

(y/n): "......."

Erwin: ".........."

Erwin: "I was asking about her military position..."

[twilovesshuake]

Levi: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Y/n: It was me...

Levi: ..be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[iidilio]

Hange: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Levi: I'm a knife. Y/N, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

[abiatackerman]

Y/n: I can fit the whole world in my hands.

Levi: Lame joke

Y/n: Cups Levi's face.

Levi: (Blushing) Fuck off! I have a reputation to maintain.

[lazyexcuse]

Levi, casually: “I killed for you.”

Y/n, blushing: “Aww.”

Eren scoffing, in the corner: “Where’s my emotionally unhinged mass murderer?”

[eli0004]

AoT characters as random out of context quotes my friends said this week

I’m thinking about doing these every Sunday because I have a list of them in my notes app that I organize by week.

“I would suffer and die for a taco right now.” -Sasha Braus

“Don’t look at me I have autism!” -Armin Arlert

“If I have chlamydia does that mean I’m dick-sick?” -Hange Zoë

“Is that a cockroach? I will shit myself and die.” -Levi Ackerman

“I would, but he gets too much attention from women, I like my men pathetic.” -Annie Leonhart

*in the voice of despair* “I’M AN OLIVE! I’M AN UN-PITTED OLIVE!” -Armin Arlert

“I want to stand with the LGBTQ+ community, but what if they’d rather sit down?” -Reiner Braun

“But she do have bones tho.” Connie Springer

“Is the mascara really better than sex though? Sex doesn’t flake off into your eyeballs…unless they miss.” -Mikasa Ackerman

“Oh no…my feelings are all over my Gucci shirt.” -Jean Kirstein

“How is she gobble-gobbling like that? It looks dangerous.” -Eren Yeager

“The twisted tea is tasting like twisted pee pee” -Connie Springer

“FOLD MY KITCHEN TOWEL, FOLD MY….FOLD…….FOLLLLLD” -Levi Ackerman

[hangenderzoe]

Hange: You're either a smart fella or a fart smella

Levi: ...

Hange: By the looks of it, I'm the smart fella here so