#incorrect beyblade

[teabiscs]

inspired from @kinomiya

[animemangasoul]

Ivan: Do you think they'll find the body buried in our backyard too?

[Watching the police raid their next door neighbours]

Kai:.....

Kai: You have a body buried in your backyard?

[Watching through the same window over Ivan's head]

Yuriy [from the sofa]: Your yapping is how they're going to find out Vanya, so shut up.

Sergei: I told you we should have carried it to a secondary location.

Boris [trying and failing to add more sugar to Sergei's waffle batter]: Ain't nobody willing to lug that man all the way across town. He's fine where he is!

Kai:.....

Kai: I have a lawyer on retainer. Just call me when you inevitably get caught.

[harveybwabbit92]

Zoffy: Well, we are adults now.

Seven, playing beyblades with Taro and Ace: Yes, we are adults.

[catharsis-scrawled]

Ryuga when Tsubasa needs to talk: I've never met you in my life. You bastard. You fiend. Stop this at once.

Ryuga when Tsubasa is busy with paperwork: Where is my kisses??? Where is my snuggles and cuddles that I crave so dearly. You are a cruel and unjust partner and I am going to scream.

[poda-venna]

Hiromi: Your voice is so hot Kai!

Takao: It sounds like you're angry.

Kai: Sorry, but that's my actual voice.

[ahemnaaaasebenyaaaa]

Kai: "This bloodline ends with me."

Tala: "That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say 'I'm gay'."

[fatoomie2801]

Kiara: *Screams*

Kyoya: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Demure: Should we do something?!

Nile, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

[citruscloudsandmoon]

Kai : Will I see you tonight?

Hiromi : Maybe, if you're good.

Kai : ...

Kai : Then I'll see you tonight.

[textsfrombeybladers]

Kai: [silent staring]

Yuri: “Okay, I’ll bite, what’s the problem?”

Kai: “Just wondering if Wolverine knows you stole his hairdo.”

[animemangasoul]

Yuriy: So Kai is coming to visit.

Yuriy: I know we've committed several crimes these past few weeks and are on the run from the government, but he doesn't need to know that.

Yuriy: Behave, or he'll never trust us to stay out of trouble.

Yuriy:.......

Yuriy: He's behind me, isn't he?

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Rantaro: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?

Daigo: ICARUS?

[ciciomega]

Nice argument. Unfortunately

*types out an actual counter argument* : Tsubasa

I disagree : Kenta

You're wrong + ration : Yu

I am inside you walls : Ryuga

Kys : Kyoya

Your mom : Masamune

IP : 173.16.37.102 N: 62.4553 W: 34.53555 : Madoka

*Blocked* : Hikaru

Raiding area 51

They can't stop us all! : Gingka

If we Naruto run we can dodge the bullets : Yu, Masamune

Please don't go, the absolutely can stop you all : Tsubasa, Madoka, Kenta

Have fun dying lol : Kyoya

Actually goes to area 51 : Masamune

Gets in : Ryuga

I will die for you

Then perish : Kyoya

You will : hikaru

Please don't : madoka

Cool : Yu

I'd die for you first : Gingka

Why tho? : Masamune

[catharsis-scrawled]

Tsubasa: What have you got there?

Yu: A knife!

Tsubasa: No!

[mybeypage]

For entertainment purposes, I sometimes play around with an incorrect quote generator. To make it fun, the characters + quote have to be completely random / I can't shuffle names, and they have to make me laugh.

Here are some of my favorites. Hope they bring you a laugh.

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Kai: Sometimes I like to call people by the wrong name to show them I don’t care about them. Ray: That’s brilliant. Kai: Thank you, Kenny.

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Max: I dare you- Kenny: Kai is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Max: Why not? Kai: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Kai: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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Max: What's worse than a heartbreak? Ray: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

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Kenny: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Kai: Which one? I can't do both.

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Kenny: Emily noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago. Ray: This reminds me of the Emily who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi. Kenny: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Emily.

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Kenny: That sounds like a terrible plan. Ian: Oh, we've had worse.

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Emily: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation? Kenny: All the time. Emily: Then you should be used to it by now.

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Emily, to the Squad: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! *silence* Emily: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck... Salima : You didn’t clap either- Emily: SHUT UP!

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Ray, staring at Mariah in a cage: ...Why are they in a cage? Tyson: Because they growled at me.

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Ian: You’re giving me a sticker? Julia: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!” Ian: I’m not a preschooler. Julia: Fine, I’ll take it back- Ian: I earned this, back off!

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Bryan: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go. Max: Those are wanted posters!

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Kai: Yesterday, I overheard Max saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Spencer replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Julia: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Tala: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

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Kai: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. Ian: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Mariam: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. Salima : Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. Emily: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Mariah: Here you go, Emily, a nice hot cup of coffee! Emily: It's cold. Mariah: A nice cup of coffee. Emily: It's horrible! Mariah: Cup of coffee. Emily: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. Mariah: C U P.

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Mariam: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.

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Bryan: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles? Ray: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

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Julia: Why would you give a knife to Kai?! Kenny, shrugging: Kai felt unsafe. Julia: Now I feel unsafe! Kenny: I’m sorry… Kenny: Would you like a knife?

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Emily, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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Julia: Bryan’s gonna kill me. Spencer: No, he'll probably make me do it.

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Kai: That's it, you're grounded! Tala, no adventures for you! Mariam, no fighting for you! Ian, no stealing for you! And Bryan... oh my god, is there anything that you love? Bryan: Revenge. Kai: No vengeance for you. Bryan: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

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Max: You're violent. Ian: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

[ahemnaaaasebenyaaaa]

Kai: Am I going too far?

Rei: No, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now I think you're going to prison

[teabiscs]

yuriy @ takao