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Everyone else: Killua no!
Killua: Killua yes.
Gon: Killua no!
Killua: Killua no... :l
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Yuu: If I was you I’d be bald
Idia: W-what? What do you? Why?
Yuu: *Yips a plant out of the ground lights it on fire with Idia’s hair and throws burning plant into a medium sized field of grass*
Idia: *Watching the slowly growing flames* Oh
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Riddle: My mouth hurts after last night
Ace + Duece: HUH?!?!?!?!?
Yuu: Yeah smiling that hard will do that to you if you haven’t in forever
Ace + Duece: *Sighs* Ohhhhh
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*Idia, playing chess with Azul*
Idia:What-What did you just do?
Azul: I took your knight with my bishop?
Idia: But that's-that was so rude!
Azul:...You know what, I didn't consider that.
Idia: I can't even look at you.
Azul: Shame, you're missing me take more of your pawns.
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Jon: As your friend...
Damian: I have no friends.
Jon: ...
Jon: As your friend.
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MC: Rail me if I’m wrong, but that constellation is called the Big Dipper
Belphie: Idiot, that’s Orion
MC: :3
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*After a baking mishap*
Yuu: *Sigh* I’m a mess
Trey: Nah, I think you’re more beautiful
Yuu: Thanks, *kisses his cheek*
Trey: *Blushing* O-oh you’re welcome!
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Killua: I can't stand being touched.
Leorio: But Gon is hugging you.
KIllua: ...
Killua: So what?
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Shinichiro: Why are you standing on a chair?
Wakasa: I live here, you know, I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much
Shinichiro:…..
Shinichiro: Where’s the bug?
Wakasa: It’s under the table, please get it for me
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Alastor: You're always complaining about something my dear Vagatha~
Vaggie: When I'm around you I always have something to complain about.
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Haruhi: When I asked for a spoon, I meant the utensil
Tamaki, hugging her from behind: Oh…
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Seto: Why are you putting garlic in your pants?
Joey: So Dracula won't try to eat my ass
Seto: Why would Dracula try to eat ur ass?
Joey: He won't. The garlic- are you even listening?
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Jay: Wait, you actually like me for my personality?
Nya: Yea, I was surprised too.
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Mephistopheles: All right human, I don’t like you and you don’t like me-
MC: I like you!
Mephistopheles: Uh, all right. You like me I don’t like you!
MC: Maybe you would like me if you’d get to know me!
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Gon, humming while waiting for detention to be over:
Killua, raising a brow: Are you happy that we're stuck in this room for 50 hrs?
Gon: As long as I’m with you guys, I’ll be happy even if it's a zombie apocalypse
Leorio: Even with Tonpa here?
Gon: Even with Tonpa!
Kurapika, shaking his head and laughing in amusement: I guess it won't be that bad if we're together
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Asmo: *Crying*
Satan: Bro you ok?
Asmo: *Sobs* I looked down and didn't see Solomon between my legs
Satan: Okayyyy-
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Sanzu: I love you!
Mikey: I don’t!
Sanzu: I didn’t hear that!
Mikey: I-
Sanzu: LALALALALALALA
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