#mfb incorrect quotes

[fatoomie2801]

Kiara: *Screams*

Kyoya: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Demure: Should we do something?!

Nile, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

[sky-of-dusk]

Kenta: Name a way to be nice to others.

Ryuuga: Don't kill them.

Kenta: Setting the bar a little bit low but okay.

[hoperaypegasus]

*In Wild Fang’s Team Room during their match with Gan Gan Galaxy*

Nile: You fainted, do you remember anything?

Kyoya: Only the ambulance ride.

Demure: That wasn’t an ambulance ride, we carried you.

Kyoya: But I heard a siren?

Nile: That was Benkei.

Benkei: Sorry, I got nervous.

[inovantyyy]

"What game would you like?"

Kenta: One copy of DOOM ETERNAL please!

Benkei:...Animal Crossing: New Horizons, please....

[phaeroh]

Just let them battle will you...

[artichow]

[incorrectmetalfightbeyblade]

Jack: u guys can use he / him prns on me but dont get it twisted bc i am still a pretty pretty princess.

[sky-of-dusk]

Hikaru: Headlamps, Director.

Ryuusei: Right. Where would I be without Hikaru?

Hikaru: In a ditch, Director. Hopelessly trapped in the twisted wreckage of your car.

Ryuusei: Rhetorical. Question.

Hikaru: Mangled. Limbs.

Ryuusei: You're ruining the sentimen-

Hikaru: Probably on fire.

Ryuusei: I don't think we need all the gruesome det-

Hikaru: With your records all out of order.

[hoperaypegasus]

Ryuga, walking away from a disaster: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- 

Kenta, hurrying after him: Twelve, actually. 

Ryuga: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? 

Kenta: Yours! 

Ryuga: That's right: no one's.

[curedeity]

Tsubasa: yknow, youre my favorite kid, and youd be my favorite kid even if you werent perfect.

Yu: so you admit that im perfect!

[littleseasalt]

Policeman: Did you know that 4 people on a motorcycle is prohibited?

Kenta: Hold on, did you say four people????

Benkei: Me, Kyouya, Ginga, Kenta...

Ginga: OH MY GOD, HYOUMA FELL DOWN!!!

Kyouya: LMAO I pushed him off

[mach-speed-spin]

Bladers as Battlebots introductions

He has the cold heart of The Terminator, the raw courage of a gladiator and the electric motor of a refrigerator. Here is Zeo Zagart

He takes all the fun out of the slaughterhouse and brings it to the arena. Here is Aiger Akabane

If you've never watched a snuff film before, turn on your camcorder for three minutes, and then you'll own one! Please welcome, Ghasem Madal

Mmm mmm! He toasts beys like a marshmallow. Get out your slam crackers, it’s Damian Hart

He's a rookie blader with mad skills. Killing opponents just for cheap thrills. Here is Lain Valhalla

Wait! Did you hear that? It is the sound of a thousand bladers screaming horrifically at the mere mention of this guy, Reiji Mizuchi

A bigger punk than than a teenage vandal. He'll light you up like a Roman candle. He's the rough rider with his hair on fire. Get ready to get rocked, Lui Shirosagi

This blader is so good, so efficient and he wins so often that frankly, its getting a little annoying, but you gotta hand it to the defending world champion, Gingka Hagane

He's fought his way through hell and back with three simple words. Attack, attack, attack! Here is Hyuga Hizashi

He's riding into battle on a blazing saddle. Spin left, spin right. He's about to take flight. (To the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries") Dun dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun! It's Valt Aoi

Rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper. This is a stupid game because fire and saw beats them all. It's Kai Hiwatari

Welcome to Shark Week, he's fin it to win it and looking to seal the deal. It's Fubuki Sumie

Class is in session and he'e about to teach you a lesson. He's the professor of pain, and scholar of maime. Get ready to be driven insane. It's Gwyn Reynolds

Like a toaster in the bathtub, a golf club in a lightning storm, finding your girlfriend's retainer in your best friend's MOUTH?! This blader will give you the shock of your life. It's Masamune Kadoya

He fights for truth, justice, and the American slay. His spinny senses are tingling. It's a hurt, it's a pain, it's Michael Summers

If this blader was a president, he would be Thomas Deatherson. Ready to make you sign his Declaration of Spindepence. It's Mayor McSneeze

He's the hard hitting, frisky kitty. I'm paws-itive that in just two swats, beyblade parts will litter the box and you'll cry meouch! Kyoya Tategami

He's the one and only bull from Rio. Here to make you all cry, dios mio. Think I didn't know that was Spanish? Please, you try rhyming in Portuguese. He’s the holy terra, from Rio de Janeiro. It's Ranzo Kiyama

At the running of the bulls, the bulls run from him. Toro! Toro! Toro! These horns bring the gore-o. It's Benkei Hanawa

What's pink and cuddly but will leave you red and bloody? It's Mariah Wong

His specialty is a mauling so complete, that identifying the body is beyond the reach of forensic science. Let's hear it for Arthur Peregrine

This colorful blader looks like a work of spinning art. Bringing more splatter than Jackson Pollock. One wrong move and it's time to Vincent Van Go. It's Jack

He'll make you a bigger crybaby than Tom Brady! Aw come on, you think I care if Boston fans hate me? It's Steve

He will steal your money, then pee in your Thermos. Better not tell on, Tetsuya Watarigani

[kayblader]

Wow I wasn’t expecting the tsubasa and yu post to get any attention, y’all are amazing 😳😳😳

[artichow]

Ryuga: Those questions were impossible! Adress? Date of birth? Who has that stuff memorized? Ryuga: I didn't know what to put for gender.

[melancholypirates]

MFB characters as mine and my best friend's conversations

Gingka:so, when do you wanna hang out tomorrow?

Tsubasa, only half paying attention:let's go get bit by a semi-trunk.

Gingka:I meant what time Tsubasa!

[littlepurplewakiya]

Kira: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Yoshio: I did. I broke it...

Kira: No. No, you didn't. Captain Arrow?

Arrow: Don't look at me. Look at Baihu.

Baihu: What?! I didn't break it.

Arrow: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Baihu: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Arrow: Suspicious.

Baihu: No, it's not!

Genjūro: If it matters, probably not... Spike was the last one to use it.

Spike: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Genjūro: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Spike: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Genjūro!

Yoshio: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Kira-sama.

Kira: No. Who broke it?

Baihu: [whispering] Kira-sama, Karura's been awfully quiet...

Karura: Really?!

Baihu: Yeah, really!

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Kira: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.