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incorrectsilverboys · 6 years ago
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byounggon: so who broke the coffee machine. I'm not mad, I just want to know
yedam: I did. I broke it.
byounggon: no, no you didnt. hyunsuk?
hyunsuk: don't look at me, look at seunghun
seunghun: what?! I didn't break it!
hyunsuk: huh, that's weird. how did you know it was broken?
seunghun: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
hyunsuk: suspicious.
seunghun: no, it's not!
doyoung: if it matters, probably not... jihoon was the last one to use it
jihoon: liar! I don't even drink that crap!
doyoung: really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
jihoon: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that, doyoung!
yedam: alright, let's not fight, I'm the one that broke it
byounggon: no, who broke it?
hyunsuk: junkyu has been awfully quiet...
junkyu: really?!
hyunsuk: yeah, really!
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byounggon: I broke it. it purned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick
byounggon: good, it was getting a little chummy around here
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incorrectcix · 3 years ago
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Jinyoung: Everybody has a certain cousin that teaches you a few things. Like how to smoke, how to pickpocket, how to hot wire a car, how to put tacks in your shoes when you want to throw off a lie detector test.
BX, concerned: Which cousin of yours is this?
Jinyoung: I'm the cousin
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i5tadori · 4 years ago
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— yonghee icons
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like or reblog if you save
like ou reblog se você salvou
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totallycorrect-cix · 5 years ago
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BX: If you had a shot for everytime you made a bad decision would you still be sober?
Yonghee: yes
Hyunsuk: maybe a bit tipsy
Jinyoung: wasted
Seunghun: dead
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Jinyoung: oh Yonghee when they find out I’m a fake the big break will be my neck
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incorrectsilverboys · 6 years ago
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Byounggon, popping up out of nowhere: Boo!
Woong: Oh, hey, Gonnie.
Byounggon: >:(
Woong: what?
Byounggon: >:(
Byounggon: :(
Woong: Oh. Oh gosh! Oh I'm sorry! Let's start over!
Byounggon: [sinks out]
Byounggon, popping back up: Boo!
Woong: Aaaah! You startled me!
Byounggon: :)
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incorrectsilverboys · 6 years ago
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hyunsuk: what if we inverted the first and last letters of our name? kyunsuh
jihoon: nihooj
byounggon: nyounggob
woong: goonw
seunghun: neunghus
raesung: gaesunr
yedam: meday
doyoung: goyound
noa: aon
midam: mida–
midam: this is a stupid game anyway
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incorrectsilverboys · 5 years ago
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Seunghun: I had a dream I got arrested for tax evasion, which is really weird because I don't even pay taxes
Hyunsuk: That is the definition of tax evasion
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incorrectsilverboys · 5 years ago
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Seunghun: She was poetry, but he couldn't read
Byounggon: His name was Jared, he's 19
Doyoung: When his parents built a very strange machine
Yedam: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen
Junkyu: Ayyy macarena
Midam: Horrible job everyone
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incorrectsilverboys · 5 years ago
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Doyoung: Yedam isn't in love with me
Seunghun: Yeah he is
Raesung: Yeah he is
Midam: Yeah he is
Yedam: YEAH HE IS
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incorrectsilverboys · 6 years ago
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seunghun, gets a paper cut: ouch!
jihoon, yelling at the sky: hasn't he been through enough already?!
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incorrectsilverboys · 6 years ago
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Byounggon: I would do anything for you, Hyunsuk
Hyunsuk: Sleep for eight hours straight
Byounggon: I will not
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incorrectsilverboys · 6 years ago
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Byounggon, after spending all day teaching Doyoung his ABC's: alright Doyoung, show us what you've learned
Doyoung, panicking: F, E, A, B, C, Z-
Junkyu: Hell yeah, remix!
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incorrectsilverboys · 5 years ago
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Doyoung: Hey, is anyone else d-
Noa: Dead?
Seunghun: Drained?
Midam: Drunk?
Raesung: Depressed?
Jihoon: Deprived of sleep?
Doyoung: ...done with your work? What is wrong with you people?
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incorrectcix · 3 years ago
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Jinyoung: Self undiagnosing. There's nothing wrong with me
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incorrectcix · 3 years ago
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Hyunsuk: Hyung, what's your bloodtype?
Yonghee: I'm not picky, I'll drink any kind
Hyunsuk: What
Yonghee: What?
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