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[saint-dominik-of-zadar]

Ćarli: What are your goals?

Livi: To pet all the dogs.

Ćarli: No, fitness goals.

Livi: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

[pospanost]

Dejan: *walking into the kitchen* Is something burning?

Šime: *leaning seductively against the counter* Only my desire for you.

Dejan: Šime, the toaster is on fire.

[mariomandzho]

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Luka: You can't tell anyone about this.

Dejan: I only told Šime.

Šime: And I told Domo.

Domo: And I told many, many people.

[saint-dominik-of-zadar]

Livi: Yote.

Lovre: Yeeted.

Livi: Yote!

Lovre: YEETED!

Luka: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Luka: *rubs temples*

Luka: I just want to know who threw Dejan out of the window.

[saint-dominik-of-zadar]

Nikola: What’s with the napkin on the glass door?

Kova: Tin kept walking into the door, so I thought this would help.

Tin: Oh, cool! A floating napk- *walks into the glass door*

[saint-dominik-of-zadar]

Luka: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Domo, drawing a summoning circle on the floor: Didn't you want me to satanize the house?

Luka: I SAID SANITIZE

[saint-dominik-of-zadar]

Luka: Can I be frank with you guys?

Dejan: I can't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Šime: Can I still be Šime?

Dejan: Shhh, let Frank speak.

[saint-dominik-of-zadar]

Dejan: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Šime: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and God.

Domo:

Domo: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

[saint-dominik-of-zadar]

Lovren: There's something on your face.

Ramos: Wh-

Lovren: *punches him*

Lovren: IT WAS PAIN

[saint-dominik-of-zadar]

Luka: You'll never truly know someone well enough to marry until you've seen them struggle financially, grieve a lost one, or witness them when they're sick.

Mario: First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their fucking dinner

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[saint-dominik-of-zadar]

Livi: Is it okay if I swear?

Lovre: Yes, Suba's away, I will allow you to swear.

Livi:

Livi: F

Lovre: Yes, go on

Livi: I'm nervous

[pospanost]

Dejan Lovren ft. text posts

@living-lovren they're up enjoy 🌸

[pospanost]

Luka: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Mandžo: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.

Luka: ... Mandžo, no.

[pospanost]

Šime: Come on, I wasn't that drunk.

Dejan: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Šime: (tearing up) Because you are!

[pospanost]

Dejan: Šime put salt in my coffee because I annoyed him but I'm going to continue to drink it because I'm petty and won't let him win.

[pospanost]

Šime: I'm cold

Dejan: Here, take my jacket.

Vida: I'm cold, too.

Mandžo: Do you want me to set you on fire?