#incorrect cwhl quotes

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Genevieve Lacasse: A lot of my problems would be solved if I were Rihanna.

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Erica Kromm: I wanna thank the CWHL for setting me up with this beautiful view of Lake Michigan.

Rhianna Kurio whispering off camera: That's not Lake Michigan.

Erica Kromm, louder: Lake Michigan.

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Hayleigh Cudmore: Hey, Brianne, feel my shirt.

Brianne Jenner: Ok...

Hayleigh Cudmore: You know what that is?

Brianne Jenner: Cotton.

Hayleigh Cudmore: Girlfriend material.

Brianne Jenner: I'm prettty sure it's cotton.

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Brianna Decker: How much do you have to drink to not feel anything?

Kacey Bellamy: If you have to ask, you're not even close.

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Erica Kromm: I'm not sleeping...I'm writing a song.

Kelty Apperson: Looks like you're sleeping.

Erica Kromm: I go to a restful place in my mind and I let the song come to me.

Kelty Apperson: So what's coming to you?

Erica Kromm: Sleep. It works that way sometimes.

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Kelty Apperson: I have a lovely singing voice.

Kelly Murray: Whoever told you that is not your friend.

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Brianne Jenner: Spooner told me that instead of being sad, I should 'go get it, girl!' so I'm going to go get it, girl.

Hayleigh Cudmore: Get what?

Brianne Jenner: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe.

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Marie-Philip Poulin: Everybody brings their own unique strengths to the table.

Marie-Philip Poulin: Some that even I don't have.

Bailey Bram: You shut your mouth! You have ALL the strengths.

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To Rihanna, because I love Rihanna.

Genevieve Lacasse

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Brianne Jenner: Did you tell anybody we're engaged?

Hayleigh Cudmore: Yes, Brianne. I have no self-control and I told the pretzel vendor we're engaged.

Brianne Jenner: Okay, no need to be sarcastic.

Hayleigh Cudmore: No, seriously. I have no self control and I told the pretzel vendor we're engaged.

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Caroline Ouellette: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Julie Chu: I don't know, how are yo-

Marie-Philip Poulin from across the room: I'm great, thanks.

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Bailey Bram: What about Jenner? Does she ever sleep?

Rebecca Johnston: I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then shuts down.

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Krommer and Pierri. Friends so close they once graced the cover of Friends Weekly, a pretend magazine of their own design.

Bailey Bram

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I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kid's menu. What a stupid age I am!

Erica Kromm

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Jill Saulnier: Let's do something scary!

Blayre Turnbull: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

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Marie-Philip Poulin: Well, not everything's a competition.

Marie-Philip Poulin: If it were, I'd win.