#incorrect ninjago

[ninjakitten1699]

Jay: AAAHHH!

Jay: *puts a cup down over a spider*

Lloyd: *appears; smiles; puts 2 more cups down beside Jay’s*

Jay: Come on, Lloyd, please no, don’t… DON’T—

Lloyd: *starts shuffling the cups*

I’ll forever miss when Lloyd was a gremlin to the others

[alien-of-earth]

Part 🫥

[thirdlotusprince3]

Master Wu, texting Kai: Text me when you’re at the temple safely. Kai: I’m here dangerously. Master Wu: Stop it. Kai: I’m here lethally.

[fanfalc-616]

Jay: If I died, would you miss me?

Zane, not looking up from his book: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

[nanahauhau]

I did it out of boredom

[coffee-master]

[Siblings elemental change AU]

[THIS IS NOT CANON TO THE AU, BUT WAS FUNNY SO I COULDN'T RESIST]

Kai: I'm Kai.

Kai: The master of water.

Kai: So that means I'm fluid.

Kai: Genderfluid.

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[da1stninjagofangirl]

Lloyd: I made tea

Kai: I dont want tea right now

Lloyd: I never said it was for you

Kai: So why are you telling me then

Lloyd: To start a conversation

Kai: Lloyd thats a dumb way to start a converstion

Lloyd: Well we're having a conversation aren't we

Kai:.........

[threemoonwatchers]

Garmadon, a few years after the bite, trying his best to explain how the venom actually affects him: I don’t have an evil plan! All my evil is spur-of-the-moment! Wu, tell them how bad I am at planning!

[get-acronixed-meme]

The Elemental Alliance but it's Friends series AU idea 😏

An extended version with other members of EA:

[gaytistic]

Sanders sides quotes as Ninjago characters:

(quotes from 'Liz the nerd' on YouTube)

Zane: Or as they say in the theater, fracture a femur.

Morro: What??

Zane: The actual saying is "break a leg," but I improved it.

Morro: I hate both of those equally.

Zane: Well...

~~~

Kai: ...should go towards reaching some sort of peak!

Jay: Some sort of beak?

Kai: what? no.

Jay: Oh! Like climbing a tall tree all the way up to a bird's nest, birds have beaks, and from there I will be able to take flight!

Kai: You know what? Sure. You took the long way around, but we got there.

~~~

Harumi: Guilty as cha-

Lloyd: Hi, hello, what do you want?

Harumi: Thank you Lloyd, I love how you just ruined my dramatic introduction.

Mwah, mwah, so good!

Lloyd: Well, your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even.

~~~

Cole: I don't want to make you think you're some...

Jay: STUPID, DIRTY, ROTTEN, FILTHY SILLY, BILLY, NO GOOD FOR NOTHIN- uh, WHITE uh-- sSrVrvs- RAT, SCOUNDREL-B*TCH

Cole: Okay, thank you, Jay, for your help.

Jay: You're welcome.

~~~

Lloyd: Honestly I'm good, fam!

Zane: Now don't you go shortening the word "family" by cutting out my three favorite letters: I, L, Y.

(to be continued I'm tired)

[weiyjling]

Lloyd: Today I lost my dear brother Kai.

Kai: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD!

Lloyd: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

[ninjakitten1699]

Garmadon: Some of you are gonna turn on me and some of you are gonna turn me on. I don’t make the rules.

[alien-of-earth]

Ninjago Ships Textposts, part 1

[thirdlotusprince3]

Nya: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water... Jay: This is nothing like that plan. Nya: How? Jay: Because this one is gonna work.

[zanethenindroid]

⚠️ Dragons Rising Season 2

Zane (wife): Where have you been?

Cole (husband): *reason*

[ivysincorrectquotes]

things i've said as multifandom quotes

ellie: how are my mcfucking headphones in a mcfucking knot

lloyd: you’re being evicted little man

zuko: i don't think you should call small children cunts

katara, about zuko: he has a homosexual facial structure

sokka: you being broke is RUINING MY LIFE

katara: it’s like the great wall of china. but. hair

aang: as an empath, i'm sensing that your thighs are chafing

toph: it was self-defense. i bit you in self-defense

jay: i’ve been bamboozled by the jibbitz

kai: why are you making out sloppy style with that tree???

ellie: FIRST AMENDMENT FREEDOM OF SPEECH

ozai: i love indoctrinating children

joel: i heart lying