Touya: Why do you look like that?
Akito, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Touya: Like you’re dead.
Akito: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Rui: Shinonome-kun accidentally called Tsukasa-kun "babe" in front of everyone today.
Akito: *Sobs into the floor*
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Incorrect pjsk quotes:
Mizuki: catch me if you can, ms. shiraishi ;)
An: *blushing hard*
Akito: gay
An: SHUT-
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Mizuki: so... neither of us is cis?
Rui: I fear not, my little pogchamp
Mizuki: blocked and reported for terrorist behavior
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Akito: ARE YOU-
Mizuki: Fucking.
Akito: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Mizuki: Fucking.
Akito: IDIOT!
Tsukasa: …What was that?
Mizuki: Toya banned Akito from swearing, so I’m helping him out.
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Akito: I hate him
Touya: me too
Akito: …I didn’t even say who I’m talking about
Touya: solidarity
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VBS Luka: I really want to help out at the café pleassseee let me??
VBS Meiko: Umh... Okay,here,you can take the phone-calls,okay?
VBS Luka: Yay! Thank you so much!
*phone rings*
Caller: Is this the Crase Café?
VBS Luka: Nah,man,this is Luka...
*phone rings again*
Caller: Hi,is this the Crase Café?
VBS Luka: No... This is Luka...
*phone rings a third time*
Caller: Is this the Crase Café?
VBS Luka: NO! THIS IS LUKA!
*angrily hangs up phone*
VBS Luka: I am not a Crase Café...
VBS Meiko: Sweetheart,that's the name of the restaurant...
VBS Luka: FUCK!!
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
MEIKO: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Kohane: … I did. I broke it.
MEIKO: No, no you didn't. Akito?
Akito: Don't look at me. Look at Len.
Len: What?! I didn't break it.
Akito: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Len: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Akito: Suspicious.
Len: No, it's not!
Touya: If it matters, probably not, but An was the last one to use it.
An: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Touya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
An: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, TOUYA!
Kohane: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
MEIKO: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Akito: Hey… Miku's been awfully quiet.
Miku: REALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
KAITO: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
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