#incorrect six quotes

[turtlele]

Catalina: *Laying face down on the bar*

Cathy: So Anne said she liked you?

Catalina, muffled: Yeah

Cathy:...and you asked her to marry you?

Catalina: Yeah

Cathy:…and?! How’d she react?!

Catalina: Dunno, I ran before I could scare her even more

*Meanwhile*

Anne, kicking in the door to the Kat’s room with 12 bottles of champagne: Kitty! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!

[anne1522boleyn]

Anne and Katherine excited for Autumn

Anne: I CANT BELIEVE ITS SEPTEMBER ALREADY!! LET’S GO GET A PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE!!!

Katherine: AND WHERE LONG SLEEVES, STEP ON THE CRUNCHY LEAVES, AND DRINK HOT APPLE CIDER!!

Anne and Katherine: *run outside*

Anne: *crying, sweating, and holding her pumpkin spice latte* ITS TO HOT OUT HERE!! ITS SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE FALL!!!

Katherine: *while also wearing long sleeves and holding her apple cider* *a tear running down her face* WHY SEPTEMBER!! WHY!!!

[pikapals16]

dead tudor queens as things me and my acapella group said

yea we were hanging out after practice anddd shit happened. this is not in order but enjoy

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Queens: *sees sprinklers*

Chaos Trio: SPRINKLIES!

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Jane: Does your bladder still hurt?

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*in the parking lot*

Kat: MEMORYYYYY ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHTTTTTT

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Jane: I'm too mormon for this.

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Anna: I expect a lower rice purity test by TOMORROW

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Kat: I accidentally swiped right on someone I didn't wanna swipe right to

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*in reference to the BDSM test*

Lina: I don't know what's funnier. The 100% switch, or the fact that vanilla and experimentalist are the exact same percentage

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Lina: Who gets drunk at 4:30???

Anne: IT WAS ANNA'S IDEA

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*in reference to the rice purity test*

Anna, to Cathy: HOW DO YOU HAVE A LOWER SCORE THAN ME?!

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Kat: I've never been in an airplane bathroom. I don't want to.

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Anne: When I think of mile high club, I think "everything sexual"

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Anna: I mean, if your dating a really rich guy and it's his private jet, then yeah. That's hot.

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Cathy: I also find serial killers attractive

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Cathy: I almost said 2 rocks one bird

Kat: That's a chicken sandwich

[woofberry]

CaD au: Incorrect Quotes

Cathy: Hey guys, wanna play two truths and a lie?

Anne: Oh, sure, I’ll go first! I speak French, my eyes are brown, and I nearly got murdered and thrown into a river when I was eight!

Cathy: Uh… nice try, but you need to make it a little more complicated than that, Anne.

Jane, horrified: Cathy, her eyes are green.

Cathy:

Cathy: YOU NEARLY WHAT?

[little-miss-biatch]

Boleyn, stubbing toe: fu-

Aragon: *glares, pointing to Howard* language!

Boleyn: -dge. Fudge.

Seymour: Not bad, Anne. You actually pulled it together.

Boleyn: fucking nailed it

[katherine-howy]

Anna: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP- Jane: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE?? Anna: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

[musicallypan]

Jane: Again, we call that a traumatic event

Jane, turning to Cathy: Not a "bruh moment"

Jane, turning to Kat: Not a "major L"

Jane, turning to Anne: And definitely not an "OOF lmao"

[incorrect-six-the-musical]

Anne: I didn’t understand why people care so much about their stupid kids until I had a kid of my own.

*holds up baby!Elizabeth*

Anne: I’ve only had Lizzie for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[thebiggestboloser]

Catalina: I just don’t like them, Jane

Jane (very used to Catalina’s parrleyn rants by this point in life) : I know

Catalina: I mean they’ve been alive hundreds of years

Jane: that is true, yes

Catalina: so many movies and tv shows based on them but the stories they tell about them in those are so much different to what they actually are in real life

Jane: okay… how is this relevant to-

Catalina: everyone thinks they’re some kind of romantic creatures but really they’re just monsters

Jane: … uhh… I thought you and Cathy had a good-

Catalina: and god the bites! And the marks they leave

Jane: I… are you sure you really want to be talking about this-

Catalina: they’re just so ugly too

Jane: Lina?!

Catalina: even Kat watches videos of them

Jane: WHAT??

Catalina: yeah, I can’t believe it either. They’re so weird, I hate vampires.

Jane:

Jane: Oh thank god.

[trickarrows-bishop]

the six queen as lawyers. yeah. that's the post today.

aragon: take a chill pill, your honour.

boleyn: your honour, quick question- am i winning?

seymour: in all respect, your honour, i googled it twice, and-

cleves: eat my ass, your honour. you just had to be there to understand where my client is coming from.

kathy: okay, first of all, that was rude-

cathy: but, your honour, hips don't lie.

[thetenamongstthesethrees]

Why is it that in every single SIX fanfic I'm writing, I always end up making Anne suffer the most out of everyone- it's always either Anne, or Katheryn..and sometimes Seymour, just not as often...Idk, its just a weird trend I noticed in my writing, lol

[turtlele]

Take whose name?

*Henry and Anne fighting over Catalina in reincarnation*

Henrat: Catherine Tudor

Anne: Catalina Boleyn

Henrat: Catalina Tudor

Anne: Anne Aragon

Henrat:

Anne: I'll take her name. I don't care

[anne1522boleyn]

The Queens decorating:

Anne: I’m so excited to put the Christmas decorations up!!

Katherine: I know I’ve been buying so many cute ornaments to put on the tree!!

Catherine and Jane: *walk into the room*

Catherine: um… don’t you girls think it’s a little to early for the Christmas decorations?

Jane: yeah shouldn’t we wait til next month?

Anne and Katherine: NOPE!!

Anna: *starts playing the Christmas music*

Catherine and Anne: *walk into the room*

Catherine: ok Queens I found the old Christmas decorations!!

Anne: and I got the angel for the tree!!

Everyone: *puts the Christmas decorations up*

[pikapals16]

Kat Pregnant?

Kat: I'm pregnant! Cathy: You're not pregnant! Lina: Wait who's pregnant? Kat: Me! Anna: Congratulations!!! Cathy: She's not pregnant! She just read a pamphlet. Lina: *snatches pamphlet* Give me that. Kat: Easy Lina, I'm with a c h i l d ! Cathy: You're not with a child! Anne: I'M GONNA BE AN AUNT Cathy: YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE AN AUNT Anne: Then who's gonna teach the little guy how to ride a bike? Kat: *heavy breathing* Jane: Calm down Kat. Cathy: You're not pregnant. Kat: Then why am I so moody and nauseous?? Anna: I think it's the morning sickness. Cathy: Kat. Cathy: You're gay.

[bluechrysocolla]

Incorrect Six Quotes

(Some of these are mine, some of these are my friend's, and some of these were taken from an incorrect quote generator. Enjoy our sleep-deprived chaos.)

Anne: There is no 'I' in team, but there is one in pizza.

Kitty: ...So you're not going to share?

Anne: I am not going to share.

Catalina: Why can't we just leave Edward at home with Kitty? I think she's old enough to babysit-

Jane: Because Kitty's idea of babysitting is just "making sure they all survive"

Elizabeth: How would you feel if I brought home a box of kittens?

Jane:

Jane: What's in the box

Elizabeth:

Jane: WHAT'S IN THE BOX

Elizabeth: I think you know

Anna: We call that a traumatic experience.

Anna, turning to Elizabeth: Not a "bruh moment"

Anna, turning to Anne: Not "sadge"

Anna, turning to Kitty: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO"

Catalina: I'm sick and tired of being defined by numbers! My age, my height, my weight, my number of first degree murder convictions... none of that is who I am!

Jane:

Jane: Your what?!

Jane: You know, you can solve your problems without violence.

Anna: Yes, but consider: I'm really good at violence.

Anna: I have purchased a dog. He is non-refundable

Kitty: Cathy is allergic though.

Anna: Luckily for us she IS refundable. I'm sure the government would love to have her back.

Kitty: Anna no, we are not giving Cathy back to the government.

Anna: Well I'm sorry, but I fully intend on keeping Mister Mayonnaise!

[all-l-wanna-do]

Kitty: (walking into the kitchen) Hey Jane..

Jane: Hey Kitty. Umm… where’s Anne?

Kitty: Yeah about that, I may have…lost her.

Jane: KITTY!! How is it even possible to lose Anne?

Kitty: To be fair she is very small.