READ U WROTE U could have been the greatest group song/performance in RDR history
But no, Roxxxy's verse had to exist.
As a drag queen, the character and performance of Roxxxy I can respect.
BUT THE VERSE. THE VERSE. I WILL RESPECT HER AS A QUEEN BUT AS THE WRITER OF THAT WRETCHED VERSE I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
I MEAN READ U WROTE U HAD SO MUCH GOING FOR IT
Alaska's choreography and vocals!
The chair walk and Ms. Detox inventing spelling!
KATYA'S ENTIRE VERSE JUST EXISTING
...and then... theres Roxxxy's verse. The concept was there; the execution was... somewhere out the window. IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD. THE WHISPERING AS A CONCEPT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! But in the words of Alaska herself, its could have been "changing the game like my name's RuPual". I SWEAR. IF THE TIMING, VOCALS, AND CHOREO HAD JUST A LITTLE MORE RERUN AND JUST A FEW MORE ADJUSTMENTS AND POLISHING IT COULD HAVE BEEN JUST AS ICONIC AS THE REST OF THE SONG. I HAVE MEMORIZED THE WHOLE THING UP UNTIL ROXXXY'S VERSE BC I COULD NOT REMEMBER THE LYRICS FOR THE LIFE OF ME.
*Ahem* I'll said it once and I'll say it again, as a drag queen, I respect (and maybe even worship 👀) Roxxxy. But as the creator of that verse... just no
Someone has probably ranted about this before, but idc
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Six! Tickle headcanons?
Katherine of Aragon
babytalks her lees. definitely
also wiggles her fingers above a death spot
will VERY much make her lees ask for tickles if they're being a brat about it (coughAnnecough)
always has an iron grip on whoever she's wrecking
legit didn't know how ticklish she was until one of the other queens poked her in the ribs to get her attention
and she S C R E A M E D
she immediately lies (badly) and says that she just got startled
no one believes her
has a very raspy cackle (after the initial scream)
Anne definitely wrecks her the most out of the queens. But as soon as she first hears Lina's (that's what the fandom calls her right) laugh, her jaw drops. She thinks it's the prettiest thing ever
her ribs and underarms are two major death spots for her
because of Henrat, she actually doesn't like her laugh and attempts to hide it or at least muffle it
hasn't known a day of peace ever since the others found out about her insecurity
Anne Boleyn
the most mischievous mf you will ever meet
she just randomly pokes ppl in the side to see them jump, and acts like she didn't do anything
she thinks it's the funniest thing
when she's wrecking someone, she'll often rapidly switch between places to keep the lee on their toes
she loves teasing whoever she's wrecking
"tktktktktk"
really fucking ticklish though
acts like a brat to provoke someone into tickling her
has a bit of a bubbly, giggly laugh
that you will only hear if she's being tickled
the others absolutely adore it
her most ticklish spots are probably her neck and stomach
she has scars along her neck from the whole y'know beheaded situation. So if you trace them she will lose her shit
often swears and makes threats through her laughter (which are very empty)
squirmer
her cheeks are a massive melt spot
Jane Seymour
a very gentle ler
like so gentle it drives the others up the wall
she teases them with complements. Only complements
she'll say a pun and likely scribble at their stomach or something to get them to laugh at it
"Wow you thought it was funny? I didn't even think it was that funny. :)" ... >:(
is the best at cheer up tickles
either she'll know when you're upset and ask if you want tickles or you have to be very upfront with her
"Hey, Jane? Can you... do the thing..?" "What thing?"
I like to think that they all sometimes give platonic kisses to each other (or romantic if you ship any of them together) so ticklish kisses are very common with Jane
I honestly don't really see her as a lee so if you have any lee hc, I'd love to hear them :)
Anne of Cleves
the scariest ler ever
think of any type of ler, and that's her (that rhymed!)
gives killer raspberries
like absolutely deadly raspberries
playful, gentle, sadistic, you name it
knows exactly what teases to do to get the queens all red in the face
they are legitimately terrified by how she knows exactly how to get them flustered. She claims she's just observant
she'll never admit this, but she likes to see them smile. She sometimes feels guilty that she "had the best" out of the queens, so she feels like she has to make up for that
so I feel like she'd have people pleasing tendencies
like, she's not a people pleaser, just has some tendencies
and only towards the other queens
and don't think the others just let these insecurities fly by
and it turns out, Anna gets flustered super easily when teases are directed at her
and is also super ticklish
has very airy and squeaky giggles littered with snorts
her death spots are her waist and thighs plus a secret third option (her ears)
hates being the shortest out of the queens simply because they can hold her and wreck her super easily (either she or the other Anne are the shortest)
Katherine Howard
OKAY 👏
hated physical touch for the longest time because of *gestures to All You Wanna Do*
but here's the thing, she hated physical touch, but she wanted physical touch
so there's a bit of a problem there
she also saw the queens constantly wrecking each other almost on a daily basis, which she wanted to participate in
they never targeted Katherine because they know that she hates physical touch and they respect that
so Katherine approached Jane and asked if she could tickle her (through many stutters and a bright red face)
Jane ofc happily agreed and just lightly started tickling her
she knows Jane has no ill intent, she actually enjoys being tickled a lot
she became a prime target after that
oddly enough, the queens found her apologizing and often blaming herself for things after that time with Jane
so when they hear her apologize for something that she shouldn't apologize for, she's gone
also if she tries to blame herself for something that wasn't her fault
very much prefers gentle tickles to rough tickles
very giggly laugh, much like Anne (her cousin I should clarify)
a walking tickle spot (but she is uncomfortable with having her feet touch)
and her back is a big melt spot
isn't much of a ler aside from the occasional poke
Catherine Parr
oh this girl
THIS GIRL
honestly isn't much of a ler either
but she will get fed up with one of them. Stare them dead in the eyes, and just wreck their shit
due to being a night owl, she'll get tickled if she's writing late into the night and they're trying to convince her to sleep
but also gets wake up tickles
or tickles if she can't fall asleep
absolutely weak to raspberries (which makes her one of Anna's favorite targets)
can't even say tickle
her laugh gets silent very quickly
her death spots are her sides, underarms, neck, and ribs
EXTRA HC: they give each other comfort tickles if one has a nightmare
And that's all! If any of you have any headcanons I wouldn't mind if you sent them to me via inbox
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(Soo like that SiX fic I mentioned like once? Yeah chapter one is done, this is it)
“Listen up let me tell you a story” SiX reincarnated AU
For a little more context: The kids were reincarnated 4 years before the Queens were and Mary found a place to stay and got a job with Lady Jane Gray(A/N: More commonly known as “9 Days Queen”)was reincarnated with the kids also: I don’t have a update thing 4 this one. Ao3 Wattpad & tumblr
I wrote some of this while ao3 was down lmfao
Yeet let’s go Jane Gray’s POV
I had just walked downstairs to make some coffees for myself and my cousin Mary(Cousins through Henrat’s sister or aunt Idek lmao) and saw… The ex-Queens!?
“HOLY MOTHER OF GOD MARY GET DOWN HERE” I yelled
“J WHAT HAPPENED!?” Mary yell-asked
“Mary? Janie? What’s going on?” Elizabeth asked
“Nothing Liz. Is Mae asleep? Do you need anything?” Mary questioned
“Mae is sleeping I’m fine.” Elizabeth answered
“Okay,” Mary replied glancing at the women in our living room “But if you need anything I’ll be here.” She continued
“Wait where’s Edward,” I said glancing panicky at Mary “Mare do you know?” I asked her
“Eddie is sleeping too,”Elizabeth said hugging Mary “Don’t worry Mar-Mar” She said giving her a-Sleepy-but-adorable smile(Author note: I’ll take any advice/art <3)
“Okay what is going on!?” A Queen asked
“Right. I’m Jane Gray Parr,” I said gesturing to said people(Myself and Catherine Parr) “Paid for my education”
“My name’s Elle!” Eliza said cleverly using the name we taught her to use if she was asked her name by strangers(A/N: BYE A LITERAL LIGHTING STIRCK JUST HAPPENED OUTSIDE MY WINDOW IT ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK AGAIN IT HAPPENED)
“Hm. Your highnesses,” Mary said curtsying to them “I am Mary”
“Janie Betsy Mezza? What’s going on?” Edward asked
“It’s nothing Edward don’t fret over trivial matters-“ I said before remembering I was talking to a 4 year old “Right you’re a toddler. Don’t worry Ed it’s nothing.”
“Eddie! How was your nap?” Elizabeth said
“Excuse me,” A Queen said standing up and grabbing our attention “Who are you children and where are we?” The Queen whom I quickly realized was Queen Jane Seymour
“Well you’ve got me Jane Gray call me J,” I said picking up Edward rocking him and humming a Scottish lullaby to get him to sleep “This is my cousin Edward and his sisters Mary and Elizabeth.” I answered
“We also have another sister not biological though,” Mary said taking Edward from me “Her name’s Mary or Mae we just call her that to differentiate between me and her.” Mary explained, smiling
“Right. I am Queen Catherine of Aragon”(A/N: I don’t think I have to say who said this lmfao)
“Mami.” Mary said softly
“Mami?,” Another Queen asked hugging Aragon “Mary?”
“Hello Cat,” Mary stated smiling softly at Parr and Aragon “I need to put Edward to bed now so I unfortunately cannot stay here J can you help me out here please?” She asked me
“Sure” I answered sighing exasperated with the Queens already
“AH!” A Queen yelled, I was quick to notice, they had a beheading scar, like me. And had no head. Oof.
“Does anyone here know how to put a head back on!?” Another Queen, who looked like Her Royal Highness Princess Anna Von Cleves(A/N: Anna was literally paid to not say she was Queen and she was considered the King’s sister after her divorce, so I figured I’d give her that title lol)
“I can help? I was beheaded too.” I suggested, taking off my choker necklace and gesturing to my beheading scar, Mary looked down guiltily at the sight of it
“Mary, it’s fine you apologized, that’s enough for me.” I sighed exasperated with my cousin.
“I know J, I’m still sorry though..” She muttered, looking down in embarrassment
“Mare you’ve been forgiven, now that’s enough apologies from you young lady.” I scolded
“J, I’m older than you-“ I got as a response
“Oh, shut it Mary.” I muttered, rolling my eyes
A/N: I’m ending this chapter now bc I’m tired, it’s 11:40PM and I need to work on Reincarnated Maria Reynolds anyways this’ll be posted on Wattpad later
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