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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.  Dancing Banana: Which one? I have seven. 

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Dancing Banana: Which one? I have seven. 

Pear, distantly: HEY!!!

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banana: if anyone makes fun of you for saying okie dokie, you will kill them. good luck

announcer: thanks for the order boss i will try my best!

[pearnana-appreciation]

Pearnana Incorrect Quotes

Banana: Pear, I… Banana: I love you! Pear: Not my problem.

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Banana: We both look very handsome tonight. Pear: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Banana: I couldn't take that chance.

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Pear: Is something burning? Banana, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Pear: Banana, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Banana: Two bros! Pear: Chillin' in a hot tub! Banana and Pear, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

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Pear: I want to kiss you. Banana, not paying attention: What? Pear: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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Banana: Fine, I’ll admit it. I still can’t swim! I never took those lessons at the community pool. 

Announcer: Banana, you promised! 

Banana: They wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids. I can’t be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness…

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Apple: [ Grilling a slice of cheese ]

Pear:

Apple: I’m making a grilled cheese!

Pear: Where’s the bread?

Apple: You don’t call it a grilled bread with cheese sandwich, dumbass. It’s called grilled cheese for a reason.

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Oldest Nephew, scrolling through his phone: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.

Peel: Sure they are

Oldest Nephew: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Peel: ...okay

Oldest Nephew: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake

Peel: ...

Oldest Nephew: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

Peel, sobbing: Dude, please stop

Middle Nephew, fascinated: No no continue please

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Announcer: If I went missing for like a week, would you be alarmed?

Boardy: I think so..?

Announcer: That— That’s nice, I didn’t think you’d be alarmed. I thought you’d be—

Boardy: You’re my friend…

Announcer: I don’t like how you said that—

Boardy: You’re my friend!

Announcer: Why are you yelling at me, “you’re my friend??”

Boardy: YOU’RE MY FRIEND!

Announcer: OH GOD!

Boardy: I would be concerned if you disappeared!

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Lemon: You don’t need to worry about me, I just need to worry about me! 

Lemon: And don’t mind the yelling! 

Lemon: I yell when I’m NERVOUS!!! 

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Banana: A year ago, Middle Nephew got bit by a house spider and he was crying so I went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it, but before I could even walk out the door, I heard him quietly whisper, "I can’t handle the responsibility of being Spiderman."

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Pear: I think… I might have a crush on Banana. 

Apple: Congrats! You’re officially the last one to know! 

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Announcer: How does the end of the show sound?!

Boardy: What has the show ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!

Announcer: BECAUSE I’M ONE OF THE IDIOTS WHO WORK ON IT!!

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[ Nephews get in trouble when they’re older ]

Banana: For the past few years, I have done the best I can to raise the three of you. Have I been perfect? No! Do I know anything about children? No! Should I have picked up a book about parenting? PROBABLY?! 

Banana: …where was I going with this? I had a point. 

Middle Nephew: Sorry…

Oldest Nephew: We love you, uncle bossman

Banana, yelling: WELL I LOVE YOU, TOO! 

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cookie: the girly groaner

mike: ouuugggh

cookie: a prime example for the class. everyone make sure to dissect the mike you’ve been provided to understand how he makes that noise

mike: uh oh

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broccoli: if u jump into the water rn i’ll give you-

(apple immediately jumps into the water and then climbs back out)

apple: OK GIVE IT TO ME

broccoli: i didn’t even finish my-

(apple jumps back in)

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broccoli: hey so i was i mean you dont have to but i was planning a flight to italy and-

announcer: ITALY THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME

broccoli: oh no not this again

announcer: I JUST SO HAPPENED TO-

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von bootleg: (talking abt the announcer) you do pay him, don’t you?

banana: nope! :D

von bootleg: are you sure you’re not evil?

von bootleg is like dr doofenschmirtz to me