#source: the amazing world of gumball

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: Isn’t a bit dangerous?

Stephanie: Duke, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Duke:

Stephanie: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Duke:

Stephanie: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

[incorrecttwsted]

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2616

(Dialogue from The Amazing World of Gumball.)

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”

Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”

Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”

[sporadically-writing]

Kaz: Anyway, I've got a better idea. Y/N: Is it stupid, desperate, and very unlikely to get us out of this mess? Kaz: Yes. Y/N: Is it humilating? Kaz: If we get it wrong. Y/N: Are we likely to get it wrong? Kaz: Possibly. Y/N: In the time it has taken me to ask you these questions, could you have just told me what it is? Kaz: Definitely. Y/N: Should we get on with it then? Kaz: Yeah, we better.

[zootopiathingz]

Mario, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Toad.”

Mario: “Miss you. Love, Peach”

Mario: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Donkey Kong”

[bwaybby09]

Vox: He doesn’t want to be my nemesis anymore! :(

Velvette: Well, I’m sure he still hates you. He’s just not…in hate with you.

[blues-of-randomness]

Dogday: It's a small modification for your safety, you're too young to understand.

Bubba: Excuse me but who helps you with your homework everyday?

Dogday: You of course.

Bubba: and who is the oldest of all of us?

Dogday: you.

Bubba: So, I should be the leader.

Dogday: but who did playtime co make the leader~?

Bubba: ...you.

Dogday: So who has to do what I say~?

Bubba: *Siiiiiggghhhh* Me.

[thebadchoicemachine]

Miss Pauling: Do you think it's possible that maybe your Medic might suffer from some kind of head problem?

Heavy: I don't know about "Suffers." He seems to really enjoy it.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Leo, Raph & Mikey are trying to get into Donnie's computer but can't figure out the his password]

Leo: "Password Clue: Favorite Sibling"?

Leo: Ooh... ouch. Sorry guys. This is awkward.

Leo: *types in his name*

Computer: *Password Incorrect*

Leo: What?!

Raph: Ha! Loser. I always knew I was his favorite.

Raph: *types in his name*

Computer: *Password Incorrect*

Raph: WHAT THE F-

Mikey: *gasps*

Mikey: Really?! This moment is so much bigger than me! I would like to thank my father, and my friends!

Mikey: *types in his name*

Computer: *Password Incorrect*

Leo, Raph & Mikey: ???

[justmenoworries]

Adam: If you lose, Lilith's gonna be mine again! Lilith: No I won't. Lucifer: Yeah, did you consider Lilith's feelings in any of this? Adam: Oh, she'll be all over me again in some time. Lilith: No I won't.

[delulu-with-wandanat]

(Challenging Nat to a fight, aka death wish.)

Natasha: If i do this you’ll leave us alone?

Y/n: HAHAH, Only if you win. If you lose, Lady Maximoff is mine!

Wanda *From afar*: No I’m not!

Natasha: Did you even consider Wanda’s feelings in any of this?

Y/n: In time, she will learn to love me.

Wanda *From afar again*: No I won’t!

Y/n: UGHH -_-

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2529

(Dialogue from The Amazing World of Gumball.)

[spn-lesbian]

Dean: for the last time, you’re not good enough for my brother, I don't wanna see you around him anymore

Gabriel, standing at the door with a ukulele: so why don't you give me one more-

Dean: *slams door*

[incorrect-losers]

Sonia: You are not good enough for my son, and I don't want you around him. End. Of. Story.

Richie *at the door with a guitar*: So why don't you give me one more-

Sonia: *slams the door close*

[neonleon22]

RWBY Characters as things I have heard and/or said - Pt. XII

Weiss: [trips]

Ruby: Weiss! are you okay?

Weiss: of course. Pain is merely information that the mind can master

Blake: so it didn’t hurt then?

Weiss, crying: no, I feel great