#incorrect three houses quotes

[luaminesce]

Claude, to the Death Knight: What kind of adult picks on little children?

Lysithea: I-I'm not a child!

[askhubertvonvestra]

Hubert: His body showed clear signs that he was killed by belladonna. Sylvain: The p#rn star? Hubert: ... Sylvain: ... Hubert: ...The poison. Sylvain: Oh.

[alan8tor]

Hilda: You're doing this all wrong. If you want to know what women want, talk to a woman.

Ignatz: That's brilliant! Where can I find one?

Hilda: I'M A WOMAN!! I'M REFINED AND ELEGANT LIKE A DELICATE FLOWER, YOU JERK!!!!

[moeblob]

Twins about to either get ice cream or commit war crimes pre-war.

[inferno-mp3]

[givemeallyourpenny]

It’s always “how dare you plunge the world into a bloody war” and never “how was overthrowing the church? Was it fun? It looked fun”

[incorrect-three-houses-quotes]

Dimitri: Beg your pardon.

Edelgard: Pardon me.

Claude: 'Scuse me.

Yuri: MOVE, I'M GAY.

[w-tsugua]

*Colin kidnaps Penelope and escapes into the night to protect her from the wrath of the Queen and the Ton post LW reveal*

Colin: Penelope, I’ve left a letter telling your mother not to worry—

Penelope: She won’t.

Colin: that you’re safe—

Penelope: That’ll just depress her.

Colin: —and you’ll see her in a few weeks.

Penelope: Do I have to?

[fe3h-incorrectquotes]

Sylvain: Quick, give me something blunt!

Mercedes: You have a hard time trusting people due to your experiences with your brother!

Sylvain: An object, Mercedes!

[givemeafish]

Turning unhinged quotes from my DnD group into Three Houses dialogue to stop myself from looking up Three Hopes spoilers before my copy ships

[legendsoffodlan]

Rodrigue, reading a bad fan fiction of himself: “I’m a bad man who never got enough hugs. Where’s an innocent son I can abuse?” Who wrote this?!

Felix: It’s great, right? Keep going.

[askhubertvonvestra]

Kid Hubert: Father said we're not to cry.

Adult Hubert: That's because Father is incapable of human emotion. You are 10. Cry if you feel like it.

[alan8tor]

Dorothea: Sorry about Caspar and his threatening display of idiocy

Caspar: What’s threatening?!

Dorothea: You missed the point.

Caspar: I didn’t miss the-oh

[kitnjon]

Incorrect Jonsa (insp.)

[inferno-mp3]

[texts-from-3h]