Fiyero: Elphaba's just wonderful. I don't see why people hate her so much.
Boq: She's literally at the top of Oz's Most Wanted list. She blew up a building just yesterday.
Fiyero: Oz forbid women do anything.
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Elphaba: It's been brought to my attention that I offended some of you. I'm truly sorry, I meant to offend all of you.
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Elphaba: *sighs*
Glinda: You bored?
Elphaba: Yeah.
Glinda: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Elphaba (getting up from her seat): I thought you’d never ask.
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Glinda: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Elphaba: Thank you
Glinda: I didn't say that was a good thing
Elphaba: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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*on the way to school one morning*
Nessa: Crap! I forgot my makeup for dress rehearsal!
Frexpar: When I was in plays in high school and that happened, I'd usually just ask my sister if I could borrow some of hers, but I don't think yours has any.
Elphaba: *starts digging in her bag* Hold on...
Frexpar: It's okay if you don't.
Elphaba: Let me commit to the bit!
Frexpar: Do you have something weird in there?
Elphaba: *pulls out bright green foundation* Is this what you need?
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*In the Wizard's Palace*
Glinda: What time is it?
Fiyero: I dont know pass me that saxaphone and we'll find out
Fiyero: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Elphaba in her self-imposed exile: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT THE TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Fiyero: It's 2 am
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Jude: i hate you
Cardan: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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Cardan, stroking Jude's hair : You're so cute and pretty.
Jude, sleepily : I could beat the shit out of you.
Cardan, lovingly : I know.
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Cardan: Marry me, *wait, she needs a good reason to do this* become the Queen of Elfhame.
Jude: *wtf* What?
Cardan: It's cool, think of it as a political arrangement.
Jude: ...
Cardan: *Holly shit, she might make me beg for her hand* just until you want me to abdicate. It's cool.
Jude: so I free you from the servitude vow and you marry me never?
Cardan: no, I'll marry you right now *lest you convince yourself I'm plotting something and cut my throat*
Jude: Fine, it's cool. How do we get this over with?
Cardan: Cool, cool. We just exchange vows. Unless you imagined something more romantic...
Jude: no, it's cool.
Cardan: *ffs, I already started redecorating the room with flowers* cool, cool
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Taryn: Put yourself in my shoes.
Cardan: I would never wear those.
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Jude: who else here thought Cardan was my boyfriend?
Jude: Cardan put your hand down
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Elphaba: My baby is sick and my husband is dying... Oh Nanny, what shall I do?
Nanny: Well you have a black dress.
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THE OZIANS : You’re our only hope!
GLINDA: Then you’re all screwed.
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Galinda: Okay, truth or dare?
Elphaba: Truth
Galinda: How many hours have you slept this week?
Elphaba:
Elphaba: ...Dare
Galinda: Go to bed.
Elphaba: I don’t like this game.
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Elphaba: We are an unusual couple, you know.
Fiyero: I don’t think that was ever in question.
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Elphaba: Normal fathers give their children dolls, and my father gave me self-hatred.
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