#incorrect: tpw

[dayque]

Ty is a really cute guy, Cassie describes him as beatiful, why we are not talking about the chance that somebody in the Scholomance could be in love with him (even if he didn't care)?

What if we see a jealous Kit?

[fangruninsimp]

Kitay: Guys... I think we should turn back now.

Venka: Mama didn't raise a little bitch, we keep going!

Nezha: No no, mama did raise a little bitch, I say we go back.

Rin: Mama raised nobody actually because she's dead.

Kitay, tearing up: Rin...

[speerlyswhore]

Altan: What's your type?

Chaghan: black hair, red eyes, dumb

Altan: wow that's specific, do I know them?

Chaghan:

Chaghan: did I mention dumb?

Altan: yea, why?

Chaghan: just making sure.

Altan, later that night, waking up mid sleep:

TIGERS TITS HE LIKES RIN

[velvetthebun]

Chaghan: All you do is whine...

Rin: Untrue. I also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn, and rage

Original:

[lost-mango]

Rin: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Kitay: Making four accounts. Rin, tearing up: Really…?

[softfae]

Kitay: So what's it like dating Rin?

Nezha: Once I asked her for water while she was still pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

Kitay:

Nezha: I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

Altan: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Chaghan: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Altan: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Rin, on a walkie talkie: This is Rin, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

(the generator)

[chaotic-timelord]

Rin and Altan: Say no to drugs. Rin and Altan: Say yes to drugs. Rin and Altan: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.

I feel like this’d be accurate for the 2 of them in an au where they’re just living happily and teaching other Speerlies how to deal with the Phoenix haunting them. Or just Rin saying this to anyone who asked her about the topic in her opium-addiction days

[incorrect-rustylake]

i enjoyed playing tpw!!!!!! hopefully if the internet connection gets better i can post more incorrect quotes and maybe some thoughts??? if anyone wants to hear it ofc

[wlwjoong]

rin, to kitay: why are you mad at me?

kitay: you literally just committed a mass genocide

rin: ....

rin: okay and?

[dayque]

Ty: *He was researching non-explicit language and read on the internet that if someone invites you to see a movie it could mean that they want to be alone with you*

Ty: Kit, do you want to watch a movie?

Kit: *He was learning about autism and read on the Internet that autistic people often use explicit language and say clearly what they want*

Kit: Sure!

During the movie Kit was very still and far away from Ty so as not to make him uncomfortable, Ty was wondering if he had done his research wrong. No one paid attention to the movie.

[fangruninsimp]

Rin: I just want to let you know that you mean a lot to me and if the need arose, I'd kill for you.

Kitay: I've seen you stab someone over a bowl of noodles, that doesn't mean much coming from you.

Rin: I'd die for you?

Kitay: That doesn't mean much either. On a completely unrelated note, I think you should see a therapist.

Rin: I'd let go of a grudge for you?

Kitay: Awww... <3

[speerlyswhore]

Kitay: "So, Rin, how did you know that Nezha was the one?"

Rin: "He looked at me the way all women want to be looked at,"

Kitay: "Awww."

Rin: "With fear in his eyes."

Kitay: "..."

Venka: "Awww."

[lost-mango]

Rin: How do you tell someone their breath stinks? Kitay: Hey, I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash.

[softfae]

*The Cike is playing a team sport*

Qara : Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Altan?

Chaghan : Have you ever played a game with Altan?

Qara : No…

Baji: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

Meanwhile, on the other side of the field

Altan, chasing Rin: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

[victoreli]

Kitay: Remember when we didn't solve all our problems with attempted assassination?

Rin: Stop romanticizing the past.