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i am shaking coz I understand too

Lucas: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ten: But are you shuffling?

Mark: Everyday.

Taemin: What language are you two speaking??

[thatoneseggsyweeb]

NCT Dream As Things I've Said or Done (ot7)

Mark: *hits dad with a baseball bat thinking he's a robber*

Renjun: *tells all his friends he sings the song Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Ray in kindergarten and they actually believe him*

Jeno: "I did not fall, I was attacking the floor and winning" *starts punching floor*

Haechan: "Yo Wyatt why would you say that shit about me you know how much I want to kick you in the dick and you're making it worse!"

Jaemin: "Listen if you apologise, I won't kick you in the balls." *Ends up kicking him in the balls even though he apologized*

Chenle: "NO, I did NOT draw dicks on her face when she was asleep."

Jisung: "Hey, Kaylee, how do you spell murder? It's for research."

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too hot

Lucas: [screaming in the background]

Mark: What happened?

Kai: I don’t know, I think they saw themselves in the mirror.

LUCAS, in the distance: Baekhyun hyung! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL!

Baekhyun: It’s okay, Lucas! Just introduce yourself, I’m sure they’re nice.

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ooh niceee

Taemin: What’s in the suitcase?

Ten: Vodka.

Taemin: You brought a suitcase full of vodka?!

Ten: Of course not. I brought mixers as well, I’m not a savage.

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Taemin: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Ten: I gotta give you credit, Baekhyun hyung. You make it look easy.

Baekhyunn: Years of practice.

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shower oppa

taeyong: Do you wanna cry in the bathtub with me someday?

baekhyun: Yeah, sure.

taeyong: I can’t promise to make it sexy, though.

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never okay

tAEYONG: Am I gonna be okay?

BAEKHYUN: No. You’re in a relationship with me. Nothing will ever be okay.

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hate

Mark: Okay,Kai. What do you hate?

Kai: Uhh… meat, flowers, uh… giggling, the word “panties”, cilantro, rainbows, ducks! Man, I hate ducks… Cramps, string cheese, clocks, wet doorknobs, the color yellow, carpeting…

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hot knee

taeyong: [emerges from underneath the table]

baekhyun: Had fun under there?

taeyong: Yeah! I took a pic of your knees.

baekhyun: Why would you take a pic of my- man… my knees are hot.

taeyong: [nodding excitedly]

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either or fallacy!

lucas : We either die free, or die trying!

kai : Are those the only choices?

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blood

[at a blood bank]

Taemin, nervously: How much blood are you gonna need?

Ten, to Taemin: Take a lot. Whatever you don’t use just put in a jug and send to my house.

[nini-eexxo]

LOL IM LOSING MY SHIT AT THIS! Since when did Kai hate the color yellow and giggling? It just seems like he’s going to list everything that exists at the rate he’s going at lol

hate

Mark: Okay,Kai. What do you hate?

Kai: Uhh… meat, flowers, uh… giggling, the word “panties”, cilantro, rainbows, ducks! Man, I hate ducks… Cramps, string cheese, clocks, wet doorknobs, the color yellow, carpeting…