#incorrect superm

[nosanityleft]

kuroo: i don't like the way he looks at you kenma: what way? kuroo: like it owns you. i dont like that. youre mine and mine only. he cant steal you from me. kenma: IT'S A CAT

[quokki]

for some reason ive taken the words 'they weren't my thing' as a challenge so apologies on seeing me again. if i may- iconic vs yeppi yeppi by aespa and wish you were here by superm vs the rain by ladies' code? wont bother you again i promise !! have a good day! (@skz-maybe-incorrects)

noooo don't worry about it!! i'm super picky!!! but thanks for all the songs! you're not bothering me! this is a fun game hehe

i choose: yeppi yeppi

iconic (aespa) rating: it's okay

yeppi yeppi (aespa) rating: it's really good! (fun song)

i choose: wish you were here

wish you were here (superm) rating: it's really good!

the rain (ladies code) rating: it's really good!

🎧 which song game

[incorrect-sm-ent]

[cosmiclatte28]

mark: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. kai: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. baekhyun: Self care is stealing someone's birthday cake just to eat the frosting. kai: If you touch my birthday cake, I’ll make you eat your hands.

[kazuha-pista-badam]

doyoung: i'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

and maybe with this knife i found

taeyong: yuh get it i guess

[nini-eexxo]

Lucas: Jongin, let's go. Jongin: Oh, about telling Baekhyun hyung, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter? Lucas: Okay, you know what? You had your chance! Jongin: What- Lucas: Hyung, Jongin smoked pot in college! Jongin: You are such a tattletale! Jongin: Baekhyun, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Taemin smoking the pot but.. It was me. I'm sorry. Lucas: And Baekhyun, you now the mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your playboys, Jongin did! Jongin: Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Lucas did! Lucas: Jongin hasn't worked for a year! Jongin: Lucas and Taemin are living together! Lucas: Jongin married Mark and got divorced! AGAIN! Taeyong: I love Jacques Cousteau! Mark, looking at his recipe book: I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle! Ten: I wanna GOOOO!

[silence]

Baekhyun: Well, that's a lot of information to absorb in 30 seconds.

[breakyourperfection]

Taeyong: we're on a date, it's going smooth. We go back to my place, you're thinking we're about to get freaky then BOOM! 30 minute plant tour!

[dtyfp]

How Do You Lose a Woman?

Baekhyun, full leader mode, frantically looking for Lily before a concert: How do you lose a woman?!

Mark, in full seriousness: You forget to cherish her 🥺

Baekhyun:

[talluvx]

SuperM at the zoo

Baekhyun: What are they in for?

Kai: Hyung, this isn’t a prison.

Lucas: So they can leave?

Kai: No, but-

Ten: *points at a penguin* I bet that one murdered someone.

[full-hd-sun]

Taemin: Baekhyun, can I talk to you for a second?

Baekhyun: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Kai are having problems, and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Taemin: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve seen videos.

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: Porn is not a good tutorial

[mochaquokka]

[ if nct was in high school musical ]

Ten, gifting Mark a necklace:

Mark: T as in Ten? 🥺

Ten: no, T as in That Bitch

Mark:

Ten: I’m a snack, Mark

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Taemin: The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.

[multifandumbass]

[3am in the superm dorms]

taemin: *asleep*

*everyone slowly walking to his room*

lucas+mark: *whisper chanting* dont call me

ten: *whisper singing* michyeosseo neon

lucas+mark: *gradually getting louder* dont call me dont call me

kai: *whisper singing* you dont know you waste my time

lucas+mark: *getting louder* dont call me dont call me

taeyong: neukkyeobwa neon choeagiya

lucas+mark: *even louder* dont call me dont call me WAIT I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL

taemin: *starts to wake up a bit*

baekhyun: *starts belting out the song* KKEUNNASSEO NEOEUI LOVE DONT WANT IT NOW OOH

ten+kai+taeyong: *agressivly breakdances in taemin's room*

lucas+mark: *loudly beatboxes*

taemin: *maniacally screams*

[cosmiclatte28]

*Squad facing something scary* taemin: I’m not scared of you. None of us are! baekhyun: I kind of am. taemin: baekhyun, shut up.

[kazuha-pista-badam]

Ten: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

[nini-eexxo]

Ten: Taemin, what are you doing?

Taemin: Playing Uno with Kai because he said i couldn't beat him. Take four cards, sucker.

Kai: I want to prove he's cheating cause he's so ahead of me, but he's not. :(

Ten: Why do you have so many cards?

Kai: *Gestures angrily to Taemin* Him! Duh.

Ten: Alright, good luck. *leaves the room*

3 minutes later

Kai: *from the other room* UNO! IN YOUR FACE!

Ten: *walks out to see what is happening* umm, what a turn of events.

Taemin has like ten cards and Kai only has one.

Taemin, putting a card down: I hate you.

Kai, grinning widely: Thank you! * places down final card* I WIN! WOOHOO! IN YOUR FACE TAEMIN! *starts dancing around the room*

Ten: uh, nice try hyung?

Taemin, sitting grumpily with 14 cards in front of him: kill me now