#incorrectexo

[dtyfp]

I love you

Sehun:I love you.

Lily: what?

Sehun: I love you.

Lily *quickly, highkey flustered*: Iloveyoutube

[cosmiclatte28]

i am shaking coz I understand too

Lucas: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ten: But are you shuffling?

Mark: Everyday.

Taemin: What language are you two speaking??

[byunover]

Chanbaek: That one loud ass couple who nobody wants to claim or invite when there’s an event cause Baekhyun is gonna reveal who has the biggest dick and it ain’t his boyfriend.

Kaisoo: That one normal couple who barely moved into the neighborhood, not knowing what the hell they’re getting into.

Sulayhun: The trio who tries to avoid Baekhyun at all cost because they’ve been offered a foursome/fivesome(including Chanyeol) for a huge amount of time already.

Xiuchen: That one couple who prepares cucumber just in case Chanbaek decides to show up to their parties.

[blooming-cbx]

Baekhyun: What's a metaphor?

Xiumin: My life is a trainwreck

Baekhyun: I know that hyung, but what's a metaphor?

[xiuhanist]

Baekhyun: I’m hungry. If you love me, you’d give me breakfast in bed ;)

Chanyeol: *hands him emergency poptart from his pillowcase* only because i love you

[yehet-ed-blog]

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo, what’s the secret of your puffy red lips?!

Kyungsoo: well i-

Jongin: he uses my lips.

Baekhyun: ...

Jongin: and sometimes my d-

Baekhyun: ok enough, i’m outta here.

[jibaemin-blog]

Baekhyun: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Junmyeon: I keep a list.

Junmyeon: It’s alphabetized.

[lehuns]

Totally correct Exo 2 / ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[shinee-really-said-this]

Taemin: I got us a little something in honor of our 12th anniversary :)

SHINee: Aww that’s so sweet! What is it?

Taemin:

[miahyeol]

Baekhyun, my daily dose of happiness

twitter//@.incorrectEXO

[cosmiclatte28]

rain thoughts

kai : i like the rain, it's peaceful

kyungsoo : it'll help clean up a murder

kai : you wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon

kyungsoo : *Sighs* this is why i love you

baekhyun : The hell is wrong with you guys.

[cosmiclatte28]

too hot

Lucas: [screaming in the background]

Mark: What happened?

Kai: I don’t know, I think they saw themselves in the mirror.

LUCAS, in the distance: Baekhyun hyung! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL!

Baekhyun: It’s okay, Lucas! Just introduce yourself, I’m sure they’re nice.

[cosmiclatte28]

ooh niceee

Taemin: What’s in the suitcase?

Ten: Vodka.

Taemin: You brought a suitcase full of vodka?!

Ten: Of course not. I brought mixers as well, I’m not a savage.

[cosmiclatte28]

Taemin: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Ten: I gotta give you credit, Baekhyun hyung. You make it look easy.

Baekhyunn: Years of practice.

[cosmiclatte28]

shower oppa

taeyong: Do you wanna cry in the bathtub with me someday?

baekhyun: Yeah, sure.

taeyong: I can’t promise to make it sexy, though.

[cosmiclatte28]

never okay

tAEYONG: Am I gonna be okay?

BAEKHYUN: No. You’re in a relationship with me. Nothing will ever be okay.