#incredibly hot

[alexturntable]

f1 Now that's how to start an F1Sprint! 💪 @/Charles_Leclerc makes up three places in five corners 👏

[saturdayisover]

come on, come on, kiss my battery

[yougotthewhiskey]

at some point today, i want you to find a safe place to edge. instructions:

bring those panties i know you have

leave your clothes on

get on your knees

pull your cock and balls out of your pants. i want you to feel like only the most useful part of you is exposed.

ball the panties up and put them in your mouth

edge, and around your gag repeat: "good boys get on their knees when they're told. im a good boy"

can you do that for me?

Oh fuck. Oh fuck

Yes ma'am. I'd be so honored to be such a good boy for you and edge my only useful part of me with those pretty pantoes in my mouth

I just want to be a good boy

[whovio]

[eirianerisdar]

Carlos, two seconds after starting the race: "I just hope we bin this clutch as soon as we're back in Maranello"

[old-man-hell]

i am never not physically and emotionally lusting over Todd Stashwick... Twelve Monkeys (the series) did irreparable damage to my brain and baby, I'm not interested in getting better.

[i-want-to-be-spaghettified]

women in suits >>>>>

[christadeguchi]

"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

[velveteen-vampire]

heights heights heights

[deconstructthesoup]

My reaction to Russel went something like this:

"Yeah, y'know, based on the character art, this is gonna be a gay man living out a femme fatale fantasy"

"Oh, oh no, Ally's playing a parody of a straight man, Jesus Christ"

"Wait... wait a sec... no, there's no way that this man is straight or cis, it's all performative, he's so masculine that he goes all the way back around to being incredibly fruity and nobody realizes"

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS x Brazil (1985)

(Yes. Real movie dialogue)

[randomblog05]

Ben Barnes can have my heart. He can’t have my body, but he can have my heart.

[ayilings]

good luck babe [wip] ⚔️🌹

[feminineambrosia]

The great beauty that is Shay Laren

[waterlilyvioletfog]

Something that is in fact SO important to Wei Wuxian is that, fundamentally, he is hot. He is Thee Hot Girl. He’s shooting five arrows blindfolded as a charged political statement and he’s doing it with zero magic powers AND he was sexy when he did it. He beats out his own brother (sorry, Jiang Cheng) for Most Eligible Bachelor despite being literally dirt poor and not a sect heir. He lives rent free in the minds of everybody twenty years later, to the point that JC and LWJ are literally Like That and NHS literally constructed his revenge plot around him and— look, just watch the scenes at the Second Burial Mounds Siege. Oh, and they use all his inventions, even though he’s an evil heretic, because uhhh they were really good inventions. Actually. Like he was in fact at the top of the field as an inventor and innovator. And he was hot. AND he had no powers. Whoops.