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rexhya · 1 month ago

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bakusquad as real life hs tropes (pt.2) — ✦ ✦

incl — katsuki, eijirou, kaminari, hanta, mina

warn — same as before, basically a detailed version of last one, NOT BETA READ,

freshman year —

first semester katsuki and eijirou quite literally had a single class together, (apc) eijirou was visibly devastated, katsuki was subtly upset. other than lunch they were brutally starved of each others affection ( amplifying katsuki's already insaney grumpy personality )

this is also when mina and kat get really close and kat gets really protective, he gets into a fight with his guy mina used to talk to, he's suspended for like 3 days and was totally worth bc the guy peed himself

denki and company doesn't get why katsuki had to fight him untill he sees the messages between the two ( and now they want to jump him but mina insists on leaving him be )

eijirou also gets his first girlfriend during this time unsurprisingly he's completely head over heels and they practically never see him because of it, denki and sero think shes cute, mina and katsuki fucking hate the bitch, not only because she takes up 100% of his time but because she hates them as well

the girl ended up cheating on him ( we told you so !) and mina finally has a reason to smack the living daylights outta her ( per kirishimas request ) bakugou records and hypes her up. ( the girl was a little bigger but mina had that second round )

this is when denki first decides to try the gateway to all drugs, marjuana and man was that a life changing experience for him. tells sero about it first, tells him not to tell anyone else cus he knows they'll be disappointed in him ( bakugou )

sero ( who loves him dearly ) agrees and pretends to get a crazy high when he tries it himself ( it's really not shit he just wants to like what denks likes bc he likes him )

second semester comes around and all except mina have lunch together ( she usually skips to eat with them anyways ) this is when their popularity really starts picking up, bakugou and kirishima made varsity as freshmen, mina randomly blew up on social media, denki and sero are now friends with the entire school, it was a good era for them.

rumors go around and eventually the 3 of them find out denki's been smoking himself away ( bakugou was beefing w/ shinsou, there was a strange topic switch ) and denki shrugs ( nervously ) under the crimson red gaze.

katsuki is more mad at the fact sero knew before he did ( only he can have favorites ) he asks if they should do it together as a group ( their table erupts in a roar so loud to this day none of the cafeteria knew what happened) and of course they all agree

denki is radiating with pleasure that whole day ( who knew the pomeranian could be so accepting )

sunset, mc donalds parking lot they all smoke for the first time together. bakugou has a coughing fit and questions how he can ingest stuff like that, denki shrugs again, seros head on his lap. all it does is make him sleepy and slightly giggly, mina is far from chillaxed, she and bakugo are laughing their asses of at fucking nothing ( mostly bc mina is 10x more hyper right now, ans bakugou just thinks its the funniest thing in the world )

eijirou decided to be their DD ( in reality he was to pussy to actually try anything but didn't wanna be left out ) and takes the four of them home ( per his older brother, thank you akane kirishima )

eijirou is asleep in the car, mina and bakugou in the backseat ( holding hands ? ) when it's bakugou's stop, mina gives him a hug ( his heart is beating so fast, but it's mostly the weed ) and they just stare at each other for like 3 seconds too long, lean in—

akane honks his horn "get outta here you rascals."

they never talk about it again ( lol )

sophomore year —

first semester denki struggles with depression and a really bad porn addiction ( so bad he asked sero if they should wank one together #akward ! )

his mom puts him on anti-depressants but they take forever to kick in so he stops taking them, tries harder stuff this time ( bad idea ) temporarily relieves his pain.

kirishima battles with his sexuality, up untill this point he had only dated girls and had been that way his entire life, so when looks at ojiro and continues looking at ojiro and eventually can't stop thinking about ojiro he doesnt know what to do

mina is suspicious ( she's bi but doesn't wanna label him for him )

instead of adressing the problem he dates hakegure instead, and breaks her heart a week later when he says he just lost interest. ( hoe era..? )

hanta joins track and is good at it, he also picks up the bass and begins finding hobbies outside of denki, he doesn't tell anyone this but at the time he used to hate being with kami despite how well they got along together

katsuki, hanta and eijirou get closer, their schedules are similar bc of sports ( fb is year round, track is during spring ) and they usually stop by minas job after practice just to bully her and get some food

hanta meets eijirou's family for the first time and it's like meeting all the different versions of kirishima. mina's social media stuff takes off, begins an obsession with being an actor

kami is seperated from them alot, they all miss him but are busy w/ their own lives. kirishima comes to check on him once and thats when he realizes something might be wrong

second semester is here and with it the worst sophomore slump anyone has ever seen, kaminiari has over 100 absences by this point, kirishima is drastically falling behind katsuki and the others, sero is practically dead and mina is to drained to do anything about it.

mina begins hanging out with other ppl now, jirou and tsu are good company, different from the familiarity of her regulars but refreshing in a way.

as a way to repell the the depression mina has the bright idea of throwing a party at her house, chaos ensues.

bakugou shows up first, he feels awkward cus he came on time so it's him and like 3 other people he's never seen before lounging in minas family room while she gets ready

he cant take fake scrolling on his phone any longer and decides to intrude on minas grwm which she was mad about at first but the video blows up ( katsuki's baby fat is practically shredded from fb and growth spurts ) which she now uses as a secret weapon when veiws are low. ( he has no social media besides the one instagram page he uses strictly for football & career opportunities )

he's been in minas house before, he likes the way her room smells, he stays there even when the party gets going.

kirishima comes dragging bakugou out of her room to play spin the bottle to which katsuki has his first kiss ( that he tells no one is his first, but his friends know probably is )

kirishima's spin landed on shinsou but they game was interrupted by a very loud and very obnoxious denki that entered the room, sero not far behind him.

the game never got finished but that wasn't stopping hitoshi they made out in the backyard soon afterwards, kirishimas heart felt like it was near explosion.

denki get's very very high and sero babysits him th whole night, the party gets shut down early bc of noise complaints.

kirshima's mind is whirling at the thought of what he did, he knows his friends would accept him and most of his family too, but would he accept himself?

sero thinks he might die of boredom, all denki does now is smoke. ( or eants to do now ) his performance across all boards of frienship are zeros.

junior year —

this was the year that made them say they hated and i mean hated highschool

kirishima finds out at the beginning of the year he's moving, really far, and it completely crushes his soul. ( his fomo is already bad enough now this? )

mina feels like she hasn't lived up to the standard s she set for herself, she's 16 ans still a virgin, how could that be?

she throws another party, this time smaller, in her room, girls only.

tsu invites ochako, says they would get along ( they did not get along. their interests and hobbies and vibes are polar opposite, yikes ! ) she ignores her for most of the night but the others do most of the talking anyway.

uraraka finally brings up something interesting, todoroki, super hot and close friend of hers is the same year as them and mina is just dying to be held

she takes her chances and they awkwardly avoid each other like a week after ( mina said he was great, shouto had thought she meant it in a way where she would date him, this was not the case. )

bakugou defends her with his life, says they're a bunch of pissy faced babies, ( cough cough, deku )

mina agrees and they move on from the topic forever

bakugou has a bad practice one day, ( completely shredded his acl ) and is done with the season ( and possibly his career )

kirishima is the only one allowed to visit him in the hospital ( he feels pathetic shhhhh )

mina feels horrible about everything and as a last get together she decides to throw a Christmas party ( just the 5 of them, hot cocoa and movies style )

denki and sero are running late ( more than usual ) and they won't answer their phones either

3 hours into the night sero callls them and tells them denki tried to kill himself ( there were letters for all of them, )

when they get to the hospital sero tells them he should have known, bc denki had tried this before. b

bakugou is livid, this is more than just petty secrets they kept from their friends. eijirou ends up holding him back while sero just sobs, mina feels like all of this is her fault

right before second semester, kirishima makes the big move. denki is more embarrassed then anything that they wanted to see him, he shut them out completely and so kirishima boards his train and is gone

the 4 of them dont habg out anymore, i mean eijirou calls katsuki every other night, and mina still comes by, but hanta and kami are on there own, it's may by the time any of them wants to even look at each other

one day bakugou is at the grocery store and because of how violently constipated he is and hiw horrible everythings been for him he fucking shatters deku's jaw

he ran out of the store before anything could be done he hides from his parents and doesn't come out of his room for three days, but izuku didn't tell anyone either, not the truth at least.

he returns to school as normal wondering pathetically why things couldn't just go back to how they were before

it's almost the end of the year when denki finally begins talking to the rest of them, bakugou despite not being able to show it is relived beyond measure

mina stopped throwing all thoes parties, she doesn't plan on starting again, says she needs to focus on herself ( and she does, tsu feels abandoned but mina feels free )

denki eventually returns to school, and to them. ( wow he's so quiet now, his humor comes in bits an pieces )

during the while when he was gone sero and denki's relationship changed ( not necessarily in a bad way ) which denki frankly is thankful for

the last day of school the all hand out at the skate park! mina brings snacks and denki brings boards.

denki hasn't touched anything drug related in a while

kirishima moves back over summer! he has a new friend, ( you, to which they can't tell if they like or not, considering all the trauma, should they rrally let another person into there circle? into there lives? )

eijirou seems to like you though ( especially looking at you )

you don't try and intrude though, you can tell they've been an established friend group for a while ( you grow on them, katsuki it's the last to warm up, he's even more cautious about everything after denki )

mina likes you too, she'e always inviting you everywhere but you can't be bothered with all the activities she had going on ( much to their disappointment )

katsuki likes looking at you too ( lol )

senior year —

everything feels nostalgic and scary but also exciting, it's their last year of high school, better make that count!

you're sitting with the 5 of them at minas house one day, unexpectedly they begin interrogating you about, well, yourself.

you shrug when they ask you about your type ( it hardly matters to you ), blush when they ask you if you'd had your first kiss ( you have, as awkward as it was ) and practically cry when mina shouts you're not a virgin ( who was you're first, they wonder )

the plans for adulthood life got closer and closer as the year came to an end, bakugou asks you to prom!

you say yes, you even go matching. ( mina helps you remember to finish your transition also )

bakugou realizes his passion for anything doesnt always have to go towards something sprta related ( or fb related )

they cry when they graduate ( yes, eveb bakugou )

they visit each other as frequently as possible, and the more things seems to change about them the more they stayed the same, it's equally jarring as it is admirable.

++ bonus !!

during freshman year bakugo had braces ( his rabid animal acuasations only got worse )

kirishima actually enjoyed smoking with his friends more than he thought ( even though he never did it again )

bakugou made up with izuku not long after he injured himself ( is deku's part )

mina used to dye her hair all kinds of fun colors

she helped kirishima dye is hair red

sero's hair used to reach his shoulders back in middle school

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