people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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Can anyone pick me up please
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i put every bone back in place for you
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Can anyone slap me like that pls 😭
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