#is this better

[valarhalla]

Lord of the Rings quotes in Akkadian, this time with the cuneiform actually included.

[hiimtryingtounderfell]

It has to be uncooked rice

Ok jeeze

[bloodcrownedking]

Call me caliborn the way i got that vampire boyfriend swagger

[soyeonsbabygirl]

wow thanks, but do you have something that isn't SO dirty lol? something a little more innocent. we met not long ago, and i don’t want to scare her

YALL NEED TO START GIVING CONTEXT 😭

Ngl everything out of my mouth is dirty rn probably because I’m extra sensitive and ovulating (I think)

Put some rings on and say you wanna show her and then when you show them to her tell her “imagine them pressed up against your jaw.”

[xiaolindude]

CLAY NEEDS MORE OPINIONS FROM YOU HOW VERY DARE YOU!

I'M SORRY THERE WEREN'T ANY BOXES THAT FIT DHVFSHDKAFH

here are my own suggested boxes for clay:

i love u

yee freakin' haw

10/10 would wrangle cattle with

soft. wonderful. i trust him.

[alatus-k]

hey I’ve been getting real old-fashioned pornbots again, rather than the blank profile bland smiling girl face bots!

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

they could never make me trust cops

[rincewind87]

[malwarechips]

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

[doppy-enjo]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[daily-crabbys]

This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[itgetsbetterproject]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ GOOD queer news for the TL: a bunch of students across the U.S. are using grants to make their schools more welcoming for LGBTQ+ youth

Queer students deserve to feel safe at school! We're in our third year of giving grants to put the power in their hands to make their schools more welcoming - students know what they need most in their own communities and their own schools.

Through 50 States, 50 Grants, 5,000 Voices, we've awarded over $1.5 million in grants across the U.S. to support student-led projects. Our third season has some of the most badass projects yet, like these:

❤️ “With this grant, we’ll establish an LGBTQIA+ community space in the library, open to all students, with guest speakers, arts and crafts, LGBTQIA+ books and literature, and LGBTQIA+-specific resources.” - Pocatello, Idaho

🧡 “Our project aims to support LGBTQ+ students through teacher training, development of gender-neutral bathroom protocols, and the organization of a district-wide Queer Prom.” - Gypsum, Colorado

💛 “We’ll take students from the 3 middle schools and our local high school to Honolulu Pride to make local LGBTQ+ friends, feel accepted in a large group, and see the community beyond just school.” - Ewa Beach, Hawai'i

💚 “We’re going to increase access to queer literature by working with a local nonprofit to expand our school’s collection, host storytelling events, and foster community connection." - Mobile, Alabama

💙 “Our plan is to create new Inclusivity Zones across the state in critical areas for local GSA clubs to meet, plan shared events, and be their own safe space.” - Charleston, West Virginia

💜 “We’ll host the Rainbow Youth Summit for LGBTQIA+ youth from across southern California to network, learn, and have fun in a safe, judgement free and supportive environment.” - Cathedral City, California

These students are truly the definition of making things better - you can see the rest of the amazing projects lined up across the country on our blog here!