Can we talk about how extra Thrawn is for getting a decal commissioned on an I-Class Star Destroyer?
This baby is 1600 metres long.
Was this on the Empire's budget? Do you think some poor sod had to explain to the expenses department that no sir this is this isn't a mistake. Yes sir it was commissioned by The Grand Admiral. Yes sir we told him not to. No sir he didn't listen.
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Incorrect quotes: Thrawn novels edition
Thrawn: You're smiling, Commodore. What happened?
Karyn: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Hammerly: Ronan tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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Thrawn: That's ridiculous. Eli doesn't have a crush on me.
Karyn: Yes, he does.
Hammerly: Yes, he does.
Pyrondi: Yes, he does.
Eli: Yes, I do.
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Karyn: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Pyrondi: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Hammerly: Not when you’re playing with Thrawn, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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Thrawn: It's cold outside... perhaps it would be best if we hold hands? We shall stay close.
Eli, blushing: Okay.
Karyn: It's fucking summer.
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Ar’alani: *sees Thrawn and Eli together*
Ar’alani: They're good for each other. I would put them on a boat.
Karyn: You mean... you ship them?
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Ronan: I’m not stupid, you know.
Eli: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!
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Vah’nya: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.
Eli: Myself.
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Karyn: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Ronan: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE KRIFFIN’ STAIRS!
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The blue boy has no clue
Eli: Thrawn noticed only today that he can label his email inboxes, but he took apart an entire bloody clone wars buzz-droid a few years ago.
Karyn: This reminds me of the Thrawn who couldn’t turn on the caff maker, but remembers about 500 differen art styles by name and species.
Eli: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Thrawn.
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If the Chimaera had a swear jar, Ar'alani would have filled it enough for Thrawn to use it as funds for the TIE Defender Program.
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FINALLY.
Tip of the hat to @jadesabre83 - the rest of the preview is here.
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