#it doesnt make sny fucking sense

[writingfromasgard]

Me: time for sleep

My brain: Soap and König fighting over you

Me: what? That doesn't make sense.

My brain: Soap mentally calling König a tree trunk built cunt

[cocteautwinslyrics]

if i became a vampire i think the first thing id do is go into the middle of nowhere and just start digging a hole with my hands as deep as i could go and this might take me a couple of centuries but like the only things that can kill me are sunlight and wooden stakes and i dont think sny of those are falling down my hole anytime soon. i might have eternal life but i dont want to be emaciated so id probably eat the small animals that fall down into my hole and also there wouldn't be anyone whod be able to get me bc im in my element. if you tried to explore the back of this pitch-black hole that doesnt make any sense to be there good fucking luck because BAM you come down far enough with your shitty torch and rope im EATING you. anyway once i went down as far as i could id start sucking blood from cis women so i could transition

[cuthalion]

i was going through my drafts and apparently I wrote a full on shitty thing about why feanor is actually azor ahai