#it gets kinda funny I'm not gonna lie. Like I'm here doing a facemask and drinking chamomile while poor laera gets her guts rearranged. yea

[inkwingsinc]

As I embark on my editing process for chapter 20 of "bit my gun with my black-gold gums" let's all just take a minute to reflect on how fuckin chaotic my smut writing process is. I write this shit like a monk. we're talking jane goodall w/ the apes, calmly making bullet points. Also Microsoft Word is convinced I am offending my readers (I can only hope)

Find the story on AO3 here:

[gangrenados]

what's up bitch, can i get a batboy matchup please?

physical description: i'm black and asian (lightskined), 5'7, brown eyes, long dark brown hair, slim figured, belly piercing, my forehead's kinda big lol

personality: i'm energetic in a very chilled way if that makes sense lmao i'm mild-mannered, i'm a whole def jam comedian in a sassy smartass kind of way like i'm way goofier than what my vibe puts out, i'm really independent and i do what i want and encourage others to do the same, i just try to be a down to earth girl i guess

what i look for in a s/o: someone who's down for anything i throw at them, someones who's cool with stepping out their comfort zone and letting go, someone funny but knows when to be serious and smart, someone different from me and willing to learn and listen so we can teach each other stuff

some of my hobbies include sports and fitness, i play soccer and skate but i recently took interest in the more extreme ones like motocross, surfing and free climbing i also love yoga so, i like things that are considered "nerdy" like video games and comic books and anime, i'm a movie thot i collect movies mainly horror and comedy and a some action movies, i love cosmetology like skin and hair care and stuff it's an addiction like i put more fruits and vegetables in my hair than my actual body lmao

likes and dislikes in a partner: likes are humor, smarts, honesty, i like when people have something unique about them,

dislikes: i'm a pretty tolerant person just don't lie to me or try to run my life and we're good

random shit: i'm a taurus estp, and for hogwarts house i wanna say gryffindor but i'm probably a hufflepuff lol

thanks you little beautiful and talented genius can't wait to see it! Also i ship you with damian wayne ya'll chemistry would be cute! 💕

Thanks for shipping me ily 😭😭😭

I was slightly torn with this one, but I have decided that I ship you with...

Tim Drake

▪You two are a really cute couple! You both might be sassy and won't hesitate to be a smart-ass whenever you can, but there's no deny you make a good team.

▪Tim might appear more down to earth than you, more serious and focused, but let's not forget about that time where he asked if you where interested in a adopting a duck with him.

"We could be his parents! Doesn't it sound cute?" You looked at him with a frown, should you be worried that his lack of sleep might be affecting his brain or should you cringe in peace?

▪I can't take out my head that Timmy will play with your belly piercing whenever he's lying beside you. It always happens when he's, miraculously, sleepy ♡

▪Tim is pretty introverted and rather prefers to do his job and keep justice, but he'll try.

▪Besides, my boy here it's a vigilante; he sure know a thing or two about extreme sports. He's not gonna be cocky though, although you might differ since he can get a little bit arrogant.

▪You usually take a day to do some skin care and eat snacks while you watch some anime or an movie that it has got you all hyped up. You had to coo Tim into skincare, it cost you to call him for some intimate time and my boy was ready.

▪He was shocked when you surprised him with some of those weird facemasks and a bunch of things for hair care.

"This wasn't what I had in mind, you know?" Tim said but you knew better, since he looked way too comfortable in a rob with his hair tied up as you watched Hunter x hunter.