#poor girl. not sorry tho

[inkwingsinc]

As I embark on my editing process for chapter 20 of "bit my gun with my black-gold gums" let's all just take a minute to reflect on how fuckin chaotic my smut writing process is. I write this shit like a monk. we're talking jane goodall w/ the apes, calmly making bullet points. Also Microsoft Word is convinced I am offending my readers (I can only hope)

Find the story on AO3 here:

[lezabeththetheodoraimposter]

i love dbda but i also love fashion history so i was very triggered when edwin said emma died in the late 1800s when she very clearly died in the mid 1800s

i would say the 1850s but the latest she could’ve died was in the 1860s

i used this as the reference because you can’t see her full outfit in the show. it’s not very historically accurate but it is clearly 1850s

just look at how similar they are. you cannot tell me she isn’t from the 1850s which classifies as mid 1800s not late 1800s edwin

[ducks-love-peas]

yeah, erm, spelling - not their strong point.

[writermask-0807]

“heaven’s blessings.” {king baldwin iv x reader}

A/N: ahaha so yk how i said i'm gonna watch kingdom of heaven?? (it isn't available on bflix or any other website/app i checked 😭 someone pls help) i haven't yet 😅 (ALL HISTORIC AND KOH CRITICS PLS DONT COME FOR ME I DONT MEAN ANY HARM) so there's probably gonna be a lot of stuff wrong with this, and um. yk how i also said i was working on a koh fic?? yh this is not that one. for some reason i couldn't go any further than a couple of paragraphs, so here i am. with this absolutely shitty fic that looks even more horrible as I reread but. hope you enjoy?? 😭😭

warnings: hanahaki, some descriptions of hanahaki (?? it isn't that graphic or anything tho), also feel like i used 'bcos' too much, angst with no happy ending 😭 I promise the other one is happy!! 😭😭

word count: 322

thinking of king baldwin iv w hanahaki.

don’t you think that he would be the type that, as a man of strong faith, to think that this, too, is a blessing from god?

as a man of already frail health, this new illness is bound to take an even more horrible toll on his battered broken body;

taking root under his disfigured skin. fronds twining through his veins, greenery curling round his ribcage, twisting in his airways, stealing his very breath. blooming quietly in the darkness, petals like cremation ashes falling past his bruised lips like a prayer, some holy thing that can’t be attained.

because that’s what you are.

unattainable.

because knowing you - you with your tender smiles and your healing hands and your kind heart - you might probably still accept him, even with all of his ugliness, his ruined skin and broken bones, even with this blessing that’s really only a curse. but he can’t allow that. he can’t possibly be that selfish.

not to you, never.

it’s why he flinches away from your touch (no matter how much he yearns for it), soft and feather-light as it is, why he forces himself to look away from your wide eyes, your expression that’s hurt but you smile through it anyway because you wear your heart on your sleeve and you’re so gentle and kind and loving-

and he can’t.

and maybe that’s what his love for you is meant to be, in this lifetime. a love that seeps through skin and blood and bone. a love that lingers like an illness, because he can’t let you.

a blessing.

(and it’s only when the end is near that he gathers the delicate flowers into his arms, holds them close to his chest. this is the closest he can ever let you be.

and as his eyes flutter shut for the last time, he dares to hope-

perhaps, in another life.)

[d3adp00ls]

wow I totally agree with this because:

she said herself Freddy’s was on her radar so that means it was her job to watch that place

Again Freddy’s was on her rader

She was in the wrong for that one but ig her excuse for that is that that was her own way of warning Mike still wrong for that tho

That wasn’t favoritism she was fucking manipulated by her own fucking father plus we don’t even know for fucking sure if she even wanted to be a cop or if her William made her do it just so she could keep him in the dark

You say this like she’s supposed to just walk into the station one day with no evidence and just full-on say her father killed the kids plus once again it's HER FUCKING FATHER ITS NOT THAT FUCKING EASY

You say that as if Mike didn’t want to fucking do it himself yes he told her it’d be better with her there but she was fucking scared that she would just be a fucking burden if she went seeing that once again she was up against her own FATHER

Idk what this one is going off of 😭

Girl what? 😭😭😭 girl yes she fucking threatened Mike but when the fuck did she hesitate to shoot her father she gave him a fucking chance to put the knife down and he didn’t so she shot him 😭😭😭 tf? PLUS YOU SAY THIS SHIT AS IF SHES NOT AGAINST HER OWN BLOODED FATHER 😭

She was in the wrong for that one 😭 but Mike wasn’t really supposed to be sleeping on the but she should’ve just warned him and gave them back tbh

And just a little side note, I’m not saying that William being her father made it hard for her to speak out. I’m sure if that was the only reason, she could have done something. However, we have almost zero knowledge of this woman’s childhood. Given that her father was a child murderer, it’s reasonable to assume that it wasn’t the best thing in the world. There’s no way that girl didn’t go through some kind of abuse or manipulation from her father, making it even harder for her to come out about it. Moreover, given that she was a cop, it’s unlikely that it was her choice to become one. William most likely made her become one for his protection.

BUT ANYWAYS 😋😋😋 that’s just my opinion about this subject sorry if some things were wrong but this is just from my pov so 🤷🏾‍♀️

[anotherpapercut]

you know it's bad when you keep fantasizing about killing yourself in front of them to traumatize them for life lmfaoooo

[disabled-character-showdown]

BRACKET 2, ROUND 1, THIRD SHOWDOWN

[wizardnuke]

i am so over today i want to go home. and sleep for a week. fuckin ouch

[theeflowerofcarnage]

Idk what I was expecting from romancing cullen but a workaholic with ptsd, AND recovering from a lingering heroin addiction was not it still super cute tho

[camels-pen]

vague DP x Noragami crossover time~

Hiyori is terrified of Danny; something about him rubs her so so wrong. She tries her best to be nice, but she is the equivalent of a shivering chihuahua puppy in his midst. Danny feels kinda bad about that, but he can't really turn it off without turning human so he tries to stay as calm as possible around her.

Yukine, on the other hand, loves him. He thinks Danny's so cool and keeps bugging him about stuff from America and trying to show off how much he knows about the culture (a very impressive amount actually), and goes nuts seeing all the things Danny can do with his ghost powers. Danny feels the same about Yukine, gushing about his Shinki abilities and urging him into telling stories about his adventures and Japanese culture. These two become good friends.

Yato is kind of indifferent, and then the tiniest bit jealous once Yukine starts looking up to Danny. After getting to know him a little more, Danny has a hard time believing someone like Yato is a real "god".

It doesn't take long for Yukine to start looking up to Danny, just seeing how easily Danny can take care of Ayakashi (named "Phantoms" in the anime, heh) impressed Yukine enough to ask for advice. Thus, Yato's "oh hey potentially a customer!" doesn't last more than a day or two.

Danny does accidentally hang out with Hiyori in human form, and she does not recognize him in the slightest. She also isn't afraid of him at all in human form.

Important note: Danny, to this trio, only know him as "Phantom"

Side idea: I,,, am gonna be honest, I dunno how the naming system would work realistically, but somehow with some word, Yato gets cut off from saying the whole word of something and Danny gets a funny feeling in his chest! By the time he feels two hands holding him tightly, he realizes that he is A) not in ghost form, B) not in human form, and C) he was-

"A Thermos?" Yato asked. "Bit of a random item, but- HOLD ON YOU'RE A SHINKI?!"

Danny did not, in fact, know he was a Shinki.

The idea is: Yato, being a "god of calamity" (if this isnt actually true, F to me), and Danny, being... whatever the hell amalgamation of ecto-energy and ghost shit and human being that he is- they both sort of? overlap? If that makes sense. And so, even though Yato did not intend to call a Shinki, nor did he know Danny was a Shinki (and that he had apparently bestowed a name at some point and completely forgotten about except- that's impossible what the fuck) he had none the less a new Shinki in his possession. One that turned into a thermos.

Idk how this would go plotwise, but Yato would immediately turn around and go "hey, Yukine, isn't this great? We can use Danny to keep food warm in the winter-!" and then he gets wrestled to the ground by Hiyori of all people, who was previously keeping a good distance between her and Danny and also panicking a little bit because it seemed like his smell completely disappeared what-

And Danny is just "what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck" and "did my parents sell me to the calamity god at some point???"

The answer he gets is no, but he's never totally sure and is always suspicious about it.

Some more notes:

-> He freaks out Hiyori because he smells like an Ayakashi

-> Yukine is a little bit drawn to him due to their similar (enough) circumstances.

-> Yato doesn't give much of a shit beyond the usual, at first, because he's used to the presence of death and Ayakashi near him. And Danny's existence isn't much of a surprise to him after hanging out with a sort-of Ayakashi (Hiyori) for so long.

-> After transforming into a Shinki for Yato, Danny can, in fact, blight him! When he changes back to his non-thermos self though, he does not blight Yato.

-> Danny offers to teach Yukine math one (1) time when Hiyori is unavailable and it ends with both of them getting repeat lessons. Danny thinks its a rip-off that he's not in school and yet he's still doing homework.

[akumanoken]

[currentlyconfused16]

Me when Georgia got arrested:

[wisdom-walks-alone]

im so serious some t*m drake stans are so misogynistic when it comes to stephanie brown I'm not even kidding holy shit

[trendfag]

“hi i have an appointment at the oral surgeon today can you tell me which teeth im supposed to be worrying about?”

“oh yeah let me look in your chart real quick…looks like its x and y!”

“ok…os office was talking about z…i just wanted to make sure”

“oh it looks like we referred you to an endo for z…they probably sent something over about it to the os.”

“well…i just want to make sure everything goes right…i did this whole thing a loong time ago once and…well it all went right but everything was just pretty nasty and complicated”

“haha yeah well i would say go to your appointment with the oral surgeon and talk to them there because theyre going to have more uptodate relevant info than i do right now…”

“ok…well…i guess the uh communication between your three offices is not as uh good as it should be haha” girl just go to your appointment stop calling me 😭

[rai-knightshade]

Get to know me tag game!

Exactly what it says on the tin, I was tagged by @samblerambles for this one!

Top 3 Ships: I hope this question means just, like, currently, cause no way could I choose a top 3 of all time 😭. Current Nuclear-Levels-of-Brainrot Blorbo ships are: 1) Jeca (Jesse x Beca, Pitch Perfect); 2) Zelink (Link x Zelda, primarily Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom); and 3) Zekkna (Jaina x Zekk, Star Wars Legends/Young Jedi Knights). Honorable mentions go to the polyam versions of these ships tho (JessexBecaxChloe and Jaina's Mini Harem aka JainaxZekkxJag(xmaybe Kyp but I'm not sold on him). And maybe also YonaxSidonxLinkxZelda, which I just think is neat and fun)

Favorite color: yellow! I love a good golden, sunny yellow I gotta say 😁

Last Song: unintentionally, Cake by Itzy (played on the radio at the boba place I went to today); intentionally, Mr. Perfectly Fine (Fearless Vault Track by Taylor Swift)

Last Book: you know what, it's been 7 months since I last read anything, I think that officially makes this answer None until I get around to reading another book 😅.... Or it's the Little Golden Books baby's first biography on Taylor Swift. Which might actually be cringier 😅 (cringe is dead and it's a cute book etc etc but goddamn does this still say something about my ability to read actual books nowadays rip)

Last Movie: The Eras Tour Movie, preceded by The Barbie Movie

Currently Watching: nothing intentionally. I like watching some of the MeTV block of classic 70's/80's/90's shows tho. I'm always down for classic Macgyver and Emergency!

Current obsession: while you might come to the conclusion, based on this post, that it's Taylor Swift, I'm actually still fairly normal about her I promise 😅 I maintain the distinction that I'm a swiftie, but I'm not a Swiftie™. There's a difference. No, the actual answer is only mentioned once so far: Pitch Perfect, more specifically Jeca (and also SwanSongs aka Jesse/Beca/Chloe), even more specifically the secret good sequel to the third movie where Jeca can still win (and everyone is truly, canonically queer in a myriad of ways) that lives rent-free in my head, multiple pages of my sketchbooks, and as the Big Damn Fic™ I've been posting very slowly to AO3 since last year. Don't believe me? I'm gonna add '#jeca' and '#not to Blorbo on main but' to the tags of this post, look through the reblogs and actual blogs I've tagged over the past couple years and you'll truly understand how deep it all goes.

Currently Working On: allegedly, it's chapter 2 of the Big Damn Fic™ I just mentioned, 'these hands had to let it go free and- (This Love came back to me)', for which i just posted the ending a couple weeks ago as its own fic in the series to show that I'm doing something with it.

Country You Want to Visit: Scotland, Norway, and New Zealand. And also maybe Iceland. Pretty much in that order. I'd take a tour of Europe too tbh but those are the Big 3 (4).

Tags for Funsies: @thesorrowoflizards @lord-owlsnake @qcboeifzzz @beautiful-flutey @avian-violet and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it! Go for it! (No pressure tho ofc)

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@lastedpromise asked: 7 [ steve to nancy! ]

#𝟕: "𝑯𝑰 𝑰𝑻'𝑺 𝑴𝑬" - 𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒏𝒊𝒌𝒌𝒐 / 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙵𝚈 𝚆𝚁𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙳 !

uh, when i'm with you i have amnesia, got me without a mind... my stupid brain thinks that i need you, misleads me all the time... [ ... ] 'cause i forget the crazy shit, the littlest things impress me... mediocre in the bed, my bestie would never let me... uh, i did it again...

          college  was  somehow  both  what  n.ancy  w.heeler  did  and  did  not  expect.  she  expected  a  heavy  course  load  and  to  not  have  much  free  time—and  sometimes  it  truly  was  like  that,  but  she  hadn’t  expected  to  befriend  some  of  the  people  in  her  classes,  much  less  expected  to  be  invited  out  for  drinks  to  celebrate  the  end  of  semester  exams.  normally,  nancy  wouldn’t  have  agreed—not  much  of  a  partier  in  general—but  with  how  much  of  an  absolute  STRESS  BALL  she’d  been  over  the  whole  ordeal,  she  agreed.

          and,  without  giving  it  much  thought,  she  got  carried  away—far  too  carried  away  to  be  sober  enough  to  make  it  home  on  her  own.  if  she  were  sober,  she’d  kick  herself  for  letting  herself  go  this  far.  though,  she’ll  be  paying  the  price  of  her  actions  by  tomorrow,  if  not  tonight,  depending  on  the  reaction  she  got  from  steve.  if  she  were  any  more  sober  than  she  currently  was,  she’d  feel  guilty.  because,  truly,  he  didn’t  deserve  this.

          “ steve, ”  she  crooned  into  the  payphone  outside  of  the  bar  she  and  her  classmates  had  gone  to.  “ steveeeee…  i,  um…  need  you… ”  her  words  were  slightly  slurred,  despite  any  attempts  to  sound  normal.  

          a  giggle  escaped  her  lips  before  she  could  stop  it,  followed  by,  “ it's  like  i  need  a  babysitter—someone  to  come  and  get  me…  you…have  experience  in  that,  don’t  you…?  can  you  come  pick  me  up ?  pleaseeee…? ”

          surely,  when  she’s  sober,  she’ll  feel  terrible  about  all  of  this.