Last night playing bg3 with my brother, he had Gale like, DIE die in some lava instead of spatula-ing him off the floor in a panic before he's done death saving throws, and I'd never seen what happens before, because I protect my wizard.
Have to say bg3 is not just the game of the year but maybe one of the games of all time.
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the magic of baldur's gate is that when an npc particularly pisses you off, you can save, kill them mercilessly with repeated eldritch blasts, and then reload like nothing happened <33
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Out of all of the BF softlocks out there, our personal favorite is Kabbu's Sisyphean Nightmare, in which giving a Kabbu with -2 attack HP Core and then entering The Beast's fight in Chapter 5 will force you into a scenario where it is impossible for The Beast to kill Kabbu and it is impossible for Kabbu to kill The Beast, and they are forced to fight forever over Vi and Leif's bodies until either the battery on your platform of choice burns out or you turn the game off.
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Astarion "I'm a rogue not a fucking healer, let the bitch die"
anonymous || unprompted
If he ever "heals" somebody, it wasn't him- the healing potion simply fell out of his pocket and shattered on top of the wounded.
Battle must have cut a hole in it.
"I was on transponder duty. They all could have saved her- but none of them seemed to care enough to do anything past yelling at each other. There's just as much of her blood on my hands as there is on Gale's and on the Dragonborn's."
The gaslighting intensifies.
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love the lil quirk where if you get high enough friendship with your pokémon they’ll start having random amazing success moments in battle because they’re trying so hard to make you happy 🥺
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HOLY FUCK THE HIGHEST KUDOS'D FIC ON AO3 IS NO LONGER I AM GROOT
IT IS INSTEAD A 500K WOLFSTAR FIC
in this the year of our lord 2023 a hp fic has topped the charts we live in WILD times
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you know, at least when the Raksura fully heal from grevious injuries, it's because they have literal healing magic and it always takes forever.
apparently the next book is going to involve Murderbot not functioning properly.
So maybe we'll finally get some physical consequences/continuity for all the physical trauma it's taken. That'd be nice.
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how to get ending 3 without retreating any operator:
step 1: get civilight eterna
step 2: put młynar on top of ishar-mla tears
step 3: profit
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