rico1003

[executorz]

i hate this town so much i want to explode

[martyrbat]

the funniest (tragic) thing is multiple times and in different canons bruce HAS tried healthier coping methods and life choices than being 'just' batman. he journals and its stolen and hes blackmailed with it and alfred is put at risk because of it. he skips patrol for a date and people are killed. hes goes to therapists and they either try to kill him or end up getting killed, leading bruce to blame himself and not attempt it again. he rests while being sick and wakes up exhausted and in pain and feeling guilty because he thinks of how many aren't waking up because of his need to sleep.

but when hes paranoid, hes more likely to benefit for it. from contingency plans to obsessive training to get through a fight or a dangerous situation. from excessive research to solve crimes and help people to pushing his body constantly because his weakness can be what gets someone killed. hes keeping people at arms length the best he can lest they hurt him and what hes fighting for or end up being killed because tragedy follows him like a hungry dog waiting for its next meal.

sure, his obsessiveness blows up in his face sometimes. hes scolded for it, people feel betrayed from it, hes isolate because of it. but if people get away, dont they usually end up better? he'll rather care from afar and know theyre safe but hate him then chance them being killed or used as a weapon because he wasn't prepared.

hes caught always feeling selfish for his love, something thats always fueled him and his choices, because he knows what it brings. hes caught feeling guilty in his attempts of normality and wanting a real life because then who will take care of gotham and who is he to say his happiness is worth more than the strangers on the street lives? hes always punished if he attempts happiness and hes punished when he attempts to always be prepared—the only difference is the later usually doesn't have as many people being killed. so without fail, every single time, bruce is going to sacrifice his own life and his own happiness so others can have it instead. and usually, its the 'right' choice, all other options leading to something terrible.

[fireflylitsky]

Please for the love of fuck I want to stop seeing whitewashed Kakuzu in my feed y’all better start tagging that shit

[legacyofwalpurgis22]

was just thinking abt how noah and eva are probably amazing babysitters atp purely through keeping izzy and (to a lesser extent) owen from getting themselves put in hospital or prison so naturally this thought expanded into thinking abt how they'd absolutely run a babysitting monopoly if they lived in the same area, like they'd have that shit on LOCK

anyway, my vision is that original go-to babysitters alejandro and courtney are Not Happy abt the new kids in town taking their business, esp cause they're so good with the more difficult/rowdy kids that alejandro and courtney always struggled with, and this rivalry develops into an all-out babysitting turf war

like they're developing special deals for parents, trying to come up with the best low-cost trips to take the kids on, noah and courtney get their driver's licences and suddenly there's day trips out of town being brought up

meanwhile the town's parents are just cheering cause there's now four babysitters in town that give great deals and are generally amazing with their kids

[nyarumitsu]

I FEEL SO ABSOLUTELY CHEATED I WISH WE GOT TO EITHER BREAK KRISTOPH'S LOCKS OR MOOD MATRIX HIM!

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Request charity

p.s. correct answer goes to whoever can put these bastards in an alignment chart for kicks

[redrobin-detective]

I keep thinking about how sad and unfair Ice King/Simon's relationship with Fionna and Cake was in the main Adventure Time series. We all made fun of him for writing gender bent fanfiction of Finn and Jake. Characters cringed at how obsessive Ice King got about his fantasies, the lengths he went to so they could be real. He believed so fiercely in those ideas that he acted out in ways that were extreme even for him.

Typical Adventure Time to take a gag and make it into something serious.

Because Fionna and Cake WERE real. Prismo created them and their world and then dropped it into Ice King's head. Yes, he had permission but did IK know the reason? The risks? What even was happening? Or did Prismo take advantage of the fact that Simon was a prisoner in his own mind with little agency to force more confusion into his scattered and incoherent brain. How much of his actions was the result of a godlike being knowing that Ice King's resultant behavior would be written off and dismissed.

In addition to the loss of sanity and identity Simon had to deal with over his years as Ice King, he also had the burden on an entire universe of living people living in his head adding to his delusions. How devastating that must have been for someone who could barely tell what was real on a good day.

[manasurge]

I’m so sad I can’t partake in art fight stuff due to the really bad timing on my end bc it’s the busiest season at work, as well as I haven’t been able to finish any art for myself for ages now and I’m trying to catch up on it bc it keeps getting pushed back (basically I wish I had more time to draw 😔 I’m also slow af so I’m triple cursed, ugh)

(Granted I’ve never done any kind of art fight before, but even then… maybe next year…? Lol. Tho I so wish it wasn’t in July bc it’s such a cursed time for me /sobs. I’ve always watched it happen as a spectator but I’ve only ever been a lurker).

[here-there-be-drag0ns]

listen to me,, listen to me

*grips you by the shoulders trembling breathing heavily eyes wide and clearly feral*

the Unwitness Protection Program was a patrol name in William's boy scout troop that they just clung to after the next troop election, and i will stand by that-

[cannibalpool]

the slow dancing in the bar comes frrom FLOWERS FOR CHARLIE?

[ratwithastylus]

Flabbergasted that my friend group are actively pursuing a friendship with another group in our year whose entire dynamic consists of ableist slurs, Hitler and pedo jokes, AI generated orangutan images, and racist jabs at Arabs through constant 9/11 “gags”. Are we fucking 12 years old. We’re at fucking university grow up bitch

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

sorry for only saying this type of shit lately but i kinda wanna drive a car straight into a brick wall at the highest speed possible

[khaotunq]

🫠

[grimfolks]

I think it was a leisure day and it was the first time they went out for the whole day as a family

[oceanmoss]

I should stfu abt it but truly my sister's fiance is such an immature bad person and she should break up w him in my humble opinion like I Want her to get married and be happy but he's a walking talking red flag literally astonishing how bad he is under the guise of introverted shy nerd uwu

[tavina-writes]

going to think about how NMJ died before he turned 30 the same way his father died (at probably older than thirty but we don't actually know that) and then about how NHS at the temple was older than NMJ ever got to be and oh boy! time to lie down and cry again because why not!!!

After nearly/possibly half his life spent trying to get some sort of justice for his father's death (while people routinely pretended things were fine) and the Sunshot Campaign (which was a war that gave lots of other people trauma and ptsd) he spent the last year or more of his life going insane (caused by external sources) and then died.

do I have anything coherent to say about this? no! no I don't! I just scream into the void about the Nie bros forever!