biggest jumpscare of my life
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I'm a petty bitch who won't talk to you if I dislike you. You can literally speak to me, ask me questions, follow me around for hours, you ain't getting a response. I have been doing this to my mother for the past 2 and a half years, do not test my resolve.
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— Richard Siken, from „Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out“ in Crush
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Radioapple fic, where idk Catlastor exists (or maybe it's just KeeKee or Fat Nuggets) and does something bad and so like Angel or whoever picks him up and is like "I'm putting you in Air Jail for that one mista'!"
The next time Lucifer annoys Alastor, he picks up Lucifer and goes "Air Jail."
It becomes a thing where sometimes you just see a grumpy Lucifer being held aloft by Alastor (or his shadow tentacles) as he goes about his day. Even Lucifer himself doesn't know why he lets this happen.
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so day 3’s code is ibuuf, which when quickly put in a decoder came up with
so it could be sleep, or it could be. bunny i guess? for some reason?
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yeah, labia ghoul did make me laugh till I was nauseous, but bizly going in the background "it's uvula, man, this is not the first time you done this" to grizzly while still laughing almost made me threw up
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LMAOOO SO THIS PICTURE IS FROM PT. 11 OF MY SOCIAL MEDIA TROJANS AU
and right now i was just scrolling through twitter minding my business and guess what showed up on my tl 😭
they’re twinsies your honour 😭
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