#it sure is frosted. gotdamn

[plaguedocboi]

A job I was applying for mentioned I would be working with something called a “frosted flatwoods salamander”, which sounded positively delightful, so I looked them up and I could not be more pleased with what this beast looks like

[alexamericus]

Gonna make even more pumpkin pie spice cookies to try and use up the rest of the obscene amount of cream cheese frosting that is sitting in my fridge. Gonna take them to my class on Thursday because I sure as hell ain't gonna eat all those gotdamn pancreas killers.

Time to lose my ability to smell to an unholy combination of cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and cream cheese.

[rainbowshapedspace]

Answer 1 through 92!! No question should go unanswered.

Oh damn okay

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Not sure

2. Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

No

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

Yep, twice

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

Hell yeah lmao

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

Yep

6. What are you excited for?

DR (Dystopia Rising, it’s a LARP I go to) and to try ADHD meds again so maybe I might be able to focus on my homework lmao

7. What happened tonight?

?? it’s 3pm?

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

Nah live your life girl

9. Is confidence cute?

Hell yeah

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Dat focus juice (coffee)

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Oh yikes um…not very many, only people who are really close to me

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

Yup, wearing them rn

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

Not sure, I’d like to get drunk tbh

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Probably DR

15. When was the last time you cried? Why?

A couple days ago because I was listening to a song and the sound quality was SO GOOD AND AAAAAAAAA

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

Yeah, I mean everyone changes gradually over time

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I honestly don’t know, Arron maybe?

18. The last time you felt broken?

Maybe like a month ago? I don’t know tbh

19. Have you had sex today?

Unfortunately no

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

This is so vague lmao but yeah I am, I’m realizing that I’m not as mentally ill as originally thought, and that I know what steps I can take to make myself happier

21. Are you in a good mood?

Yep

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

Probably not, but who knows

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Yes

24. What do you want right this second?

To be able to fully focus on my homework and also for someone to turn up the heat in the ITCC gotdamn

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

I mean I would be sad but it’s not like I have any authority over them, they can do whatever they want. Now if we were in a relationship then that would be a different story…

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yep

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

Nope

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

bONK

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Yes

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Everyone? No. Most? Yes

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

Not at all

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Nope

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

YEP I can’t do bubbles it’s sensory hell

34. Listening to?

These weird howling wind noises that the ITCC is making rn it’s really creepy

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

Yeah

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

On campus somewhere

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes

38. Who did you last call?

My doctor

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

Claire at DR

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

I was bored lmao

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

Oh man I dunno, a while ago

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

No

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Oh yeah lmao

44. Do you tan in the nude?

Bruh I am ginger I don’t tan

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Eh, I’m kinda indifferent about it

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

No

47. Who was the last person to call you?

Chris

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Sometimes

49. Do you dance in the car?

Sometimes

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yeah, a couple times, I still don’t really know how to do it

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Oh man I dunno, a long time ago

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

No

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Oh yeah

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

I don’t think so

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Apple I guess if I had to pick one

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

A scientist

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Hell yeah

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Yep

59. Take a vitamin daily?

If I remember, so no lmao

60. Wear slippers?

Sometimes

61. Wear a bath robe?

Sometimes

62. What do you wear to bed?

T-shirt and shorts

63. First concert?

Furthur

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

T-T-T-T-T-T-TARGET

65. Nike or Adidas?

Nike I guess? I don’t really have a preference

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Fritos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Peanuts

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

Style

69. Ever take dance lessons?

Nope

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Maybe computer science since I’m in the field too, but idk

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Yep

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

God no, I have this processing issue where it’s really hard for me to spell out words one letter at a time so a spelling bee would be a nightmare for me

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Yep

74. What is your favorite book?

East by Edith Pattou

75. Do you study better with or without music?

It depends on what I’m doing, I like to listen to music while I study but I can’t listen to music with words while I’m reading something

76. Regularly burn incense?

No

77. Ever been in love?

Yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

Arctic Monkeys, The Black Keys, and Radical Face

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Fall Out Boy!!

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Neither

81. Tea or coffee?

Coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Entenmann’s chocolate chip cookies, or those super soft sugar cookies with frosting from the grocery store

83. Can you swim well?

I don’t know how to “properly” swim, like different strokes or whatever, but I can keep myself from drowning so that’s good

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yep

85. Are you patient?

Nope lmao

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

Ooooo that’s tough, but probably live music would be better

87. Ever won a contest?

Yeah I think I’ve won a couple raffles for things

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

No

89. Which are better black or green olives?

Eww neither

90. Is there someone mad because you are dating/ talking to the person you are?

OH YEAH GIRL YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW LMAOOOO

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Living room? I guess?

92. Do you want to get married?

Yes

[urbancuntemporary]

Okay but while in that mood to elaborate on shit you didn’t ask about I just wanna say that Bad!future episodes are usually some of the best of any series because:

You usually get to see really cool/hot af au future versions of your faves

Iris with a gun strapped to her leg and a baby strapped to her back with her hair slicked back in a tight ponytail. Or alternatively, see: “Don’t Hurt Yourself” video. Single mom (because we find out the Barry that accidentally travels ten years into this future somehow never returned oooooooh---and okay it doesn’t fit with the whole baby narrative but it’s a headcanon suuuueee me). Also she’s a badass did I say that? And now her Wally and Cisco run some sort of underground resistance group (resistant to what I’m not sure). It’s kind of a guerilla JSA. Also they have a bunch of recruits they’re all in charge of, and they run their shit out of a bunker under the ruins of a destroyed Star Labs. 

Cisco’s got a fucking full ass beard motherfucker and also a scar (SOMEBODY HAS TO HAVE A FACE SCAR) and he wears his hair in a half ponytail. (Also he and Cindy are the Richonne of this Au and they have a child don’t @ me.) 

I see Wally as looking pretty much the same except you can definitely tell he’s older by the way he dresses and acts. He’s taken on a more leadership-ish role. Also Linda’s a part of the team and they’ve been dancing around each other for years having ‘I’m-not-into-you sex. 

Caitlin is Killer Frost. No doubt, like, no doubt. Except she’s got a way more badass outfit and hairstyle than the one they give her now. And she’s a recurring nemesis. 

Joe’s resigned from the force in light of the upswing of dirty/anti-meta cops that control the streets(I know...I know.) Now he’s a full-fledged vigilante with his kids. 

You get to see glimpses of your faves with expert skillsets without having to worry about how they got them which means

Iris having special agent level fighting skills and heading the tac team 

Wally having a lot more of his comic powers/heading recon

Cisco having a lot more of his comic powers/heading the tech team

Caitlin being a looooot scarier than previous glimpses of Killer Frost have been.

You get all of the angst and emotion without really any of the consequences ie:

Everybody fucking dies. Like one by one. But also kind of back to back. And all of these gut ripping resolves happen.

Like Wally and Linda acknowledging their feelings before Wally goes the way of YJ KidFlash (sorry😬)

1 half of Cynco being mortally wounded and the other staying behind with them while the building explodes (sorry 😬)

Joe sacrificing himself to save Iris (sorrys 😬)

Killer Frost watching all of this death and not being as upset as she once would have been, signifying that she has truly succumb to the darkside oooooooooh

Iris survives, though. Iris and Barry are the last ones and she tearfully tells him to run and find her because maybe he can fix it this time and after all these years she still loves him just as much as she always did. 

When he gets back it’s a total “It’s a Wonderful Life” moment and it’s emo af. He probably does something extra romantic for Iris like buys her a whole ass house or something or an orchard gotdamn. Anyway it’s good. 

And the episode could take place during the usual 13-14 two parters and be called like “Flash to the Future”/”Escape from the Future” or some shit. 

Like Imma bring up Heroes again cause that episode (the one in s1 not the other one from later) was probably one of the best of the entire series. Even Days of Future Past was the best of the prequel trilogy in X Men even though they all pretty much sucked. And as bad as Supernatural has gotten “The End” in season 5 was a pretty dope episode. The Flash absolutely has the means to do it aaaaaand they should. It’d be dope.