#it was really funny though

[weaver-z]

One time I was at the mall with my grandfather and we met an employee who was a 6'2 woman. He later told me "Boy! 6'2! She must have to fight wannabe suitors off with a sword." and I realized with a start that my thing for tall women was genetic

[s0ckh3adstudios]

so someone's impersonating me on tiktok, huh.

It appears somebody is trying to steal my lameass identity

And also Pawno!

So I'm just here to say That Ain't Me Gang. I do not have a TikTok! I will NEVER have a TikTok! And the art used on the pfp belongs to my friend @mothball-arts !

Would appreciate if you did not do this. and if you didn't steal my character design and change his name. Please and thank you. <3

[hoosbandewan]

There was literally a time when I sent a friend a screenshot from HotD of Aemond at Storm's End and they got confused because they thought I sent them a black square of a photo.

So, yeah. Thank you gif makers, ya know?

[dumb-homo-tool]

just fucked up sugar cookies CRAZY bad

[mammon-s]

I am sorry I haven’t posted in awhile my brain has been empty but anyways I wanted to share a funny thing that happened to me the other day

I was waiting for the bus and this guy runs across the road through traffic and I was thinking like oh he’s trying to just make sure he gets to the bus in time whatever, but he starts talking to me and complimenting my outfit and saying I’m pretty, and he goes “yeah I was nervous to say anything because you are really hot” and I was like “oh thank you!” And he’s like “yeah I’m on ecstasy right now, ok well I just came over here to tell you you’re pretty, bye”

[arowrath]

the "the sub was playing my heart will go on on loop" post wasnt true either btw . there was absolutely no way for them to know that bc it lost communication. it was not from a leaked government memo it was a lie 💔

[antisisyphus]

wish i could put today into a snowglobe. everything was really nice

[jei-rifni]

Theres just something about 3 policemen going to a mcdonalds at 11 in the afteroon and only buying icecream and then leaving

[fishdetective]

I taught my sibling's boyfriend about tumblr tonight and I may never be forgiven for my crimes 😔

[illiana-mystery]

What?!

[skylarsblue]

Mickey: See! We’re made for each other!

Arthur: ??

Mickey: I mean, as friends.

[sappymix1]

does anyone remember this. this is the type of shit that happens to dream 😭😭😭

[dreamiara]

i just read clock as cock out loud in class 👍 everyone laughed at me. also it was recorded. it's kover guys

[blazeball]

my roommate is boiling chicken and i smelled something burning so i check on it and there is so much smoke.in the kitchen and i do not know what to say other than "there is something dastardly happening in this kitchen" to alert them to their kitchen disaster because there sure was something dastardly. Happening. (it boiled over and started bubbling in the bowl under the element)

[dreamcast-official]

in other news blues tried to draw shadow man while we were in class today and he thinks he did so bad that he almost started crying and said "oh god hes going to divorce me" and the drawing was like. fine.

[hazoret]

As annoying as having to start a fight over is it is absolutely hilarious every time when everyone fucks up a mechanic at once and gets yeeted off the stage at the same time by the boss