#it would be cute if Dragona is in some part Mista

[chloesimaginationthings]

Smooth Pistols

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

If the reader SOMEHOW have a plush version of themselves, who would buy and actually take care of it?

(ik its a stupid question since this is a yandere we're talking about... those who loves us to death, but i just want confirmation)

Oh plenty would buy it, now the taking care of it part would be pretty interesting. Also I feel some characters may bounce around from category to category.

There’s a lot of characters so I just made a small list, and put whatever I could think of at the moment.

Buys the plush and takes care of it very well

Yoshikage Kira (both DIU and Jojolion) - neither of them are huge on plushes but would absolutely buy one if it’s you. The plush is kept in pristine condition, not even a spec of dust or a single stain will appear on your plus. Honestly the way they take care of your plush its condition somehow actually improves.

Vanilla Ice (It’s in a shrine with various other things somewhere)

Other characters who’d take great care of plush Avdol, Kakyoin, Jotaro, Will A Zeppeli, Gyro (keeps it clean completely through the race), Speedwagon, Bruford, Caesar, Lisa Lisa, Yukako, Jobin Higashikata, Mitsuba Higashikata, Norisuke Higashikata, Rai Mamezuku, Mountain Tim, Weather Report, N’doul, Rohan Kishibe, Aya Tsuji, Mikitaka Hazekura, Kei Nijimura, Giorno Giovanna, Dragona Joestar, Usagi alohaoe, Wammu, Funny Valentine

Carries it around/ cuddles the plush (still takes decent care of it)

Yasuho Hirose, Gappy (Pt 8 Josuke), Anasui (obsessively cuddles the thing if you’re not near him), Karera Sakunami, Daiya Higashikata, Hato Higashikata, Polnareff, Joseph (pt 2) (he prefers to cuddle it while no one’s looking), Jolyne, Foo Fighters, Okuyasu Nijimura, Trish Una, Narancia Ghirga (not that he’s usually a fan of plushes, it’s an exception for you though!) Guido Mista, Scarlet Valentine, Josefumi Kujo

(Dubious Territory) Joshu (doesn’t carry his out in public but has two copies, it’s best not to pry into what he does privately with the cuddled copy, but it’s not dirty!)

Would rather have you than a plush : Dio (all parts), Kars, Diavolo (Doppio is the one that likely has the plush of you), Toru (thinks it’s cute that you have a plush but would rather hang with you, he might eventually buy one later).

[gaypio]

my thoughts of what each jojolands character is VAGUELY based on.

Disclaimer to the ppl who get angry at these kinds of posts: I KNOW theyre all their own characters & i think of them as their own characters too. I dont see them as like “giorno, doppio, and hermes” and all. I hate dio, but i LOVE diego. The fact that hes slightly based on dio doesnt make me hate him 🤷 its more like he would be his better cousin LOL. thats how i (and most of us) feel about jodio and usagi too. theyre like giorno and diavolo’s cousins. its very fun to associate them to previously existing characters!

Anyways!:

Jodio = inspired by jolyne and giorno (obvious)

Dragona = partly inspired by hermes and mista

Paco = very slightly inspired by risotto, santana and abbacchio

Usagi = partly inspired by fugo, narancia and diavolo/doppio

my reasonings are:

(Dude i dont wanna explain jodio its so obvious…. There are many posts out there already explaining this.)

Dragona: mista: mother-like figure to their stand. ☠️ jobro to giorno (hermes also is a jobro to jolyne). Also that scene of jodio and dragona being silly together reminded me of trish and mista🥺

hermes: no not only bc of her locs 😭 bc of the “big bro” title as well. Ik its silly to base on hair style too, but jodio had a star braid at first (still has a bit of a braid) so i think its kinda intentional on araki’s part.

Paco: santana: bad dad, can manipulate skin, theres a better explanation abt this somewhere 😭

risotto: his design exposing his chest with an X & his foot (nearly) gets cut off lol. also similarish vibes? but hes more similar to abbacchio, trying to act tough, physically strongest of the group but lowkey a softie. Risotto isnt rlly a softie, at least not like abbacchio is.

abbacchio: hates on teens but then is secretly like 🥺🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 when theyre safe (usagi). And he was aggressive towards usagi in the beginning like was with giorno.

Usagi: narancia: sillay. Paco and Usagi’s dynamic is similar to abbacchio’s and narancia’s. Usagi is 17 and Jodio is 15, Dragona is 18. Just like nara, gio, and mista. ☝️🤓

fugo: similar hair to fugo, anddd BIGGEST NERD OF THE GROUP. thats it. i think usagi is more like narancia if he went to school tbh🥺

doppio/diavolo: stand based on king crimson, also super cute like doppio. also his pony tail reminds me of doppio’s braid (plus the fact that i loved him the moment i saw him (yes, even when he was known as just hotdog man i was like OMG HE LOOKS FUNNY AND CUTEEE I LOVE HIM HAHAH I HOPE HES A MAIN CHARACTER :D while everyone was hating on him. Im his fan since day 0!!!) & the rest of the whole part ive been adoring him. /platonically (if it wasnt obvious im a big fan of doppio)

Also, a lot of ppl who love those characters love the characters theyre based on too.

Of course, some ppl who dont like those past characters like the newer ones despite that, just like me with diego☠️

IK FOR SOME IM STRETCHING for SOME A LIL BUT IT MAKES SENSE OKAAAAYYYY

If u have any questions ask me lol.