“General Kenobi, you claim an assassin killed the Chancellor?”
“Yes. Unfortunately, neither I nor Commander Fox saw them, as they used a flash bomb to disorient us and fled too quickly for us to follow.”
“And where, exactly, did they flee? No one reported seeing anyone leave this office.”
“Why, they fled through the broken window, of course.”
“What broken window?”
“That one.” Kenobi points. The previously intact window shatters, as if hit by a very strong invisible force. Neither Kenobi nor the Marshal Commander so much as twitch.
“Are you alright, sir?” Commander Fox asks, all concern. “You must be very tired, if you didn’t notice the clearly broken window. You should go rest. It’s okay, General Kenobi and I can take it from here.”
“Yes,” Kenobi agrees, prim and proper. He raises a hand, fingers slightly curled, and his voice takes on a different note. “Go home and take a nice, long nap. This will all be handled by the time you wake.”
“I will go home and take a nice, long nap. This will all be handled by the time I wake.”
“Very good. Have a nice evening.”
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I love grumpy, 100 some year old men that have metal body parts, are veterans, and are named james but go by something else
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If I could do art I’d draw Leshy Inscryption and Dealer Buckshot Roulette playing their games together
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I don’t know what it is but Dreadwing and Mrs Neederlander would get along amazingly if they ever met
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can we talk about how in the beginning of the balance in how blake is introduced as this almost weasely obviously evil minor villain that is just a lackey for close knit? like even his imperium counterpart just cowers and listens to whatever Kody wants him to do
but the second he’s able to see a CHANCE at being able to achieve his plan, he drops his little facade and beats the shit out of elliot and kidnaps sunshine
it’s just how he so quickly swaps from being this pathetic cliche into an actual genuine threat to the other characters and story is just so. unpleasant. (as in i’m creeped out)
tbh this could totally just be erik trying to add a bit more flair to his character by scrapping his og personality and re-crafting him into more of an unexpected threat
but i like the idea of blake just. hiding in plain sight.
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