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kinokoshoujoart · 5 months

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i couldn’t find a video of this version so here’s Rock’s post engagement event if you choose the negative option for my own reference. please enjoy my framerate dropping to hell trying to record anything because of all my mods

#this dude really #whipped out a shroom and vacated the room #bursted with love and flew like a dove #fed me some fungus and ejected (amongus)#said bon appetit and hit the yeet #showed shiitake and blocked me #made me tank a love explosion then fled across the ocean #said “i go off So Easy!” and was gone with the breezy #told me “dine” and dashed #said “eat it” and beat it #made me consume a eukaryote and then boarded a ferry boat #gave it to me raw and said ‘time to withdraw’#fed me something unseasoned and said existence deletion #refused to use condiments and then left the continent #called me his soulmate and drove off through the tollgate #spent no time preparing and then went off wayfaring #filled me with spores and said let’s get divorced #gave my tastebuds some umami then he up and zoomed on me #brought an odd meal and then said “it’s been real”#shoved a toadstool down my throad then that fool hit the road #made me swallow mycelium and flew off like some helium #plowed after proposal then jumped down the disposal #did not even cook it but man did he book it #shouted “get a load of THIS!” then met the call of the abyss #made me mouth his fruiting body then said beam me up scotty #sos awl #bokumono #rock tumbling (sos)#story of seasons #it’s fine no one will see my horrible puns nightblogging tags aren’t real

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