Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
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He is so fucking crazy. I love him.
And he's laughing at AFO. Beautiful. I'd hate him too like this.
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AU where Robin is going to the local community College for an arts degree. Convinces Steve during her second semester to sign up as a model so they can hang out during class. Robin convinces him its a win win situation, he gets paid to sit and look pretty and gets to spend time with her (that was previously interrupted by classes).
Eddie signs up for the class because he wants to get better at drawing for his DND meetings (plus for his degree he needs to have one artistic class and it was either this or theater, and he isnt sure if he'd have to perform but after getting accused in a hit and run that killed the local cheerleader, he isnt the most liked even though he was proven innocent). Eddie, who is late to class and the only seat left is next to Robin. The two start chatting and ignore the teacher going through the syllabus on the first day. This continues for the first three classes as the teacher goes over different techniques.
Fourth day of class, Steve is there. And Eddie is convinced he's seen an angel. He's seeing one of them sculptures by the ninja turtles come to life. The most gorgeous human he's ever seen. The imperfections make him more perfect. The freckles like constellations on his skin. The scars showing a fight that he undoubtedly was strong enough to survive. Robin clocks it in all of two seconds as Eddie is as red as a firetruck and hasn't said two words. Meanwhile, Steve is standing there feeling a little bad that Robin's new friend is so uncomfortable at the sight of him and his scars.
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re: seeing characters in your head different than canon, i physically cannot picture pucci without thinking of that one drawing you did of him doing his makeup, in canon hes this dangerous villain but in my brain he is yassified, he is slaying, he is absolutely WORKING the aisle between the pews in church.
I did this ONE TIME and it's altered the way you look at Pucci permanently? That says more about you than it does me /lh
Anyway, I now have Enrico Pucci ballroom dancing, duck walking and death dropping looping in my head now. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
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Beat: Yo, *says literally anything*
Fret: I feel inspired. Motivated. Tears have been brought to my eyes. My hero. Word.
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no but they expect me to wake up each day and be normal about all the ways the Diaz brothers are directly paralleled to Chloe/Max. because it's everywhere, from the little things like dancing on a bed together and holding hands at the train tracks to the dead dad in the background and the sacrifice everyone to stay together scenario, like why, whyyyyyyy. why on god's festering earth would you so blatantly mirror the queer romantic couple from the first game with the sibling relationship from the second game. how the hell do you not consider how it looks. what in the fresh fuck am i supposed to do with this.
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./////. I’m so glad I shared Tangy with the wider tumblrsphere and not just me and my speece and my fc-mates who I think sometimes barely tolerate my absurd character shenanigans she’s a fun and important character to me and exploring gender presentation and expression and…. Yeahgh ;-; thanks gamers… 🥺🌸💖 doting u
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i dont know who needs to hear this but youre allowed to eat. youre a human for fuck's sake you need food to live just like everybody else. you deserve to have a full belly and youre allowed to eat things you actually like. just by the way.
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a little over a month after max ended things with lucas a girl in her spanish class aproched her and asked if “lucas sinclar” is single. apparently she thinks he’s cute and has seen them hanging out. “no, he isn’t single” is what max wants to say because if she sticks to her plan of mourning their relationship for the rest of high school so should he, even if max was the one who broke it off. but max is a good person so she says “yeah he’s single.” but not that good so she adds “he just got out of a relationship though, and he’s not over her” and since she’s already crossed that first line “i actually wouldn’t even try.”
max only lasts an hour or two before she feels so guilty she tells lucas there’s a girl in her spanish class that he should ask out cause she thinks he’s cute. lucas is a little offended that his ex is trying to play matchmaker on principle but also because he was sort of planning on mourning his and max’s relationship for the rest of high school
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