#it’s not even a joke anymore

[fiapartridge]

he looks scrumdidlyumptious

[dovewingkinnie]

maybe i do want to make a story on a pathetic little guy getting crushed on by literally everyone even though he’s the most average guy

him: whoops gotta do my taxes!

everyone: *sighs dreamily*

[vessels-cape]

Gwendoline Christie as Lucifer has me in such a chokehold I stg-

[divineei]

i lowkey wanna open a coffee shop

[pedgito]

personally i’m still inserted in eddie’s ass 😌

oh my god, we must be twins because me fucking too

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[brokensenseofhumor]

Older French Men save me. Older French Men. Save me Older French Men.

[severalowls]

2021: Extremely cartoonish non-threats of violence are a point of pride and meme on tumblr.

2024: The CEO threatens to send the FBI to perform an extrajudicial extradition on "an account" because she mentioned hammers while trans.

[digitalmyyth]

Hey wait a minute—

[dotted-clouds]

Silly mood to draw my faves 🤭

volo edit under the cut ↷

I just really thought this was necessary 😭

[meongppangz]

STRAY KIDS in “Chk Chk Boom” MV Teaser #2

[kids--fromyesterday]

life dump

[redrobin-detective]

I think one underrated tragedy of Ice King's scars is that he probably took away Simon's sense of levity.

Like in his very limited appearances before Simon is consumed by the crown we see he's kind of a silly dude. In his introduction video, he only put on the crown in order to playfully tease his fiancee. Plus watching him make light of the loneliness and general misery for a young girl in a broken world. He was a dedicated man, who was generous and loved with his whole heart and threw himself one hundred percent into everything he did. He was also a fun lil guy.

But after almost a millennia of being a mad man, the brunt of every joke, someone who only existed as a broken caricature of himself and couldn't be counted on to take anything seriously, I imagine he was done with it. Now he wants to focus back on his academic endeavors, on his role as a father figure in Marcy's life, on being a proper adult. Any attempts to be silly could easily remind everyone - including himself- of Ice King, something he's eager to avoid.

So his jokes and jibes and general lightheartedness turned to sarcasm and self deprecating comments.

[svtskneecaps]

i also just want to point out the qsmp members' commitment to like never letting the inactive members die. like dantdm logged on twice and is canonically dead and everyone continues to blame mysterious happenstance on him. spreen is canonically dead and yet people are still like namedropping him even tho the house façade he built has been demolished and also probably consumed by a mountain. they meme on kameto who's barely been on except that time he was a fed spy that was iconic as hell. they just immortalize their members and they're always so happy to see old faces come back and it lowkey makes me emotional lmfaoo like missa barely logged on for a while but goddamn nobody forgot his name bc philza can't go one day without mentioning him and mariana barely logs on but every time fit saw the homeless mariana in roier's city no matter what he'd stop dead and tell it "come home" and when slime came back to the server for elections after having logged off for the last like two months everyone was still excited to meet him bc the others had kept his memories on the server fresh and alive, maxo died canonically in the nuke and pierre pasted his face all over the server, luzu vanished for months and we never forgot him either thanks to the computers and foolish's wack ass family tree. like when purgatory teams were chosen and team red constantly joked about how it would be so over for the other teams once germán logged on despite the fact that germán had only ever logged on ONCE, the way they cheered when they snatched rubius in the split of green despite the fact that rubius hadn't logged on more than twice since march. they just keep the names alive all the time and it's like

it just makes me really happy to see. like it makes me really happy. like the admin team and the members alike are like 'no way in HELL are we letting your memory go' like damn once ur on isla quesadilla you really are stuck as an islander forever :D

[yrsonpurpose]

TAYLOR ZAKHAR PEREZ Natural Diamonds

[jenesenackles]

SUPERNATURAL | Folsom Prison Blues (2.19)